Some unasked for baseball thoughts:
Is this the year that Mendoza crosses his line, and stays above it?
Instead of asking how would "X" play if he wasn't on steroids, try to imagine Dave Kingman (or insert one dimensional Teflon-gloved slugger from the 70's or 80's) on steroids. 1350 feet moon shots.
I worship Tom Seaver to the point where I would pay to watch him go grocery shopping.
I try not to think about how much money the guys warming the bench are making for spitting, giving hot-feet and scratching. Three innings equals one year of my salary.
No pro athlete was ever intentionally funny. Drunk ( Ruth, Mantle, Grover Cleveland Alexander), bi-polar (Rube Waddell, Billy Martin, Jimmy Piersall,), pathetic (Ty Cobb virulent racist and sociopath-- whoops that was society in general back then), but not truly funny. No wait- Ronald Reagan as Grover Cleveland Alexander. . . pretty darn funny.