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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2008, 12:15:51 PM »
"You must not wanna live very long, then." I forget who this comes from.
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2008, 12:21:50 PM »
I love that no matter how many times Tom tells him that it's call screener Mike, Wurster always gets it wrong.  The bishop had some good ones last night:

Call screener Ricardo
Call screener Benji
Call screener Sherman
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2008, 02:14:08 PM »
Sarcastic, over-the-top responses to very minor compliments.  There's a whole character based on this, of course, but lots of them do it.
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2008, 03:40:50 PM »
references (Philly Boy Roy on July 11, 2006, Brian Hottenstein of Anything, Inc. on August 15, 2006, and Trip Whiting on Jan. 2, 2007)  to G.G. Allin "passing on".

"He was a good dude!" - PBR


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also, dropping the real names of stage named celebrities. the whole music scholar call, kevin allin, bill macey. i can't think of any other right now.

"Oh, you probably know him as . . . "
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2008, 04:30:36 PM »
There's a variation on the "Why" where he makes a ridiculous statement and follows it with a rapid "Why?" without even allowing Tom a chance to express his surprise.

Bishop Fontana (2008.04.15): "Everybody has to stand for the four hours. They basically worship me. WHY?"

PBR (2005.07.12) : "Ladies love to get their tops yanked off... I was wearing a mask and I ran off. WHY?"

Mark Michaels (2005.08.02): "Fire. WHY?"
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2008, 12:42:50 AM »
"We're hoping for a hard R."

"It's kinda like ______, but a little darker."
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2008, 08:37:17 AM »
Quote from: Josh on April 16, 2008, 03:40:50 PM
"He was a good dude!" - PBR

So funny.
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2008, 04:38:13 PM »
"Thank you, Saheeb." - Bob Bogle Jr.
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2008, 12:41:38 PM »
John Q Law

Can I say _____  on the radio?
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2008, 03:38:24 PM »
And the alternate version, present at the beginning: "Tom, can I use the F-word?"
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2008, 04:18:12 PM »
'You're NUTS!!!!"
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2008, 11:58:11 PM »
"Hey, don't use the 'S' word!"
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2008, 03:05:48 AM »
I have to say I really relate to this Pudge fellow - I negate everything I say with "I donno" and I'm a closet classical/music theory nerd and stuff.
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2008, 08:59:12 AM »
Quote from: buffcoat on April 18, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
And the alternate version, present at the beginning: "Tom, can I use the F-word?"

Jon's ways around cussing are nice:  Ess hit; Ash olé; Bustin' your b's; and Fumb duck (the desperate reaction this got from Tom was great).  Are there others?
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2008, 11:05:12 PM »
Oh, I didn't know you were an expert on _______.
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