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Zyg

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #780 on: July 20, 2011, 05:05:25 PM »
From last night's show: "To quote Albert Pacino – I’m just getting started."
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #781 on: July 22, 2011, 09:43:19 AM »
We're going to need a more bitching ski boat
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Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #782 on: August 22, 2011, 07:54:51 PM »
Just saw this on a comments thread:

"I drink your milkshake with my straw!"
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #783 on: October 16, 2011, 04:55:39 PM »
I'm so tired of dribbling this Money Ball.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #784 on: October 31, 2011, 05:33:18 PM »
I once heard this guy misquote Friday by saying: "You never have two things that match, you don't have peanut butter, you don't have hamburgers, you don't have nothing"
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #785 on: November 01, 2011, 11:54:58 AM »
"What would you do if I sang auto-tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"
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