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Ramsobot

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #120 on: January 05, 2009, 11:39:02 PM »
Give me the food that she's eating as well.
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Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #121 on: January 06, 2009, 07:34:51 AM »
It's a Sicilian message:  It means Lucca Brassi smells like old fish.


You spend time with your family?
Yes.
Good.  Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family is kind of an asshole.


Senators and Presidents don't have people killed, Michael.
That's not what I heard.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #122 on: January 06, 2009, 11:48:43 AM »
"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"

-Roadhouse
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #123 on: January 06, 2009, 12:19:02 PM »
"Good morning, Myanmar!"
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #124 on: January 06, 2009, 12:29:37 PM »
"An adult male must be cognizant of his own personal drawbacks."
 
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #125 on: January 06, 2009, 12:56:35 PM »
Other than my wife having my son, this is the best day I've ever had.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #126 on: January 06, 2009, 01:26:27 PM »
"Sound like a pig!"
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #127 on: January 06, 2009, 01:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Martin on January 06, 2009, 01:26:27 PM
"Sound like a pig!"

This and "how do you like these apples" will continue to crack me up for days to come.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #128 on: January 06, 2009, 01:41:49 PM »
"He'd kill us if he had the chance."
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #129 on: January 06, 2009, 01:53:53 PM »
Quote from: mostlymeat on January 06, 2009, 11:48:43 AM
"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"

-Roadhouse

"There are three principles I'd like you to follow. First, keep in mind that your opponent might surprise you. Second, fight outside. Don't fight inside the bar unless you have to. Third, remain cordial."

"I had heard you carried yourself like a man who ejaculates copiously, but I must admit I am unimpressed."
"There are diverse opinions on the matter."

"I'm surprised at your height."

"I was trapped under a polar bear."
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #130 on: January 06, 2009, 02:02:48 PM »
Quote from: CurtBlair on January 06, 2009, 01:53:53 PM
Quote from: mostlymeat on January 06, 2009, 11:48:43 AM
"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"

-Roadhouse

"There are three principles I'd like you to follow. First, keep in mind that your opponent might surprise you. Second, fight outside. Don't fight inside the bar unless you have to. Third, remain cordial."

"I had heard you carried yourself like a man who ejaculates copiously, but I must admit I am unimpressed."
"There are diverse opinions on the matter."

"I'm surprised at your height."

"I was trapped under a polar bear."


Hurt ain't painful.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #131 on: January 06, 2009, 02:12:06 PM »
"Don't worry about it. It's the part of town where the Chinese live."

"I'm a king of the world!"
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #132 on: January 06, 2009, 04:38:42 PM »
"Heeeeeere's Robin Byrd!"

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #133 on: January 06, 2009, 04:42:12 PM »
"Go right ahead, make my day."
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #134 on: January 06, 2009, 04:44:16 PM »
Quote from: JonFromMaplewood on January 06, 2009, 04:38:42 PM
"That'll do, bacteria."

A+, would herd again.
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