Hugman: Thanks a lot man.
OMAR:
Scharpling's Theme:
B E S T
Show's back
and you best believe
Tom plays the dopest tracks
then puts em back in the sleeves.
He won't cut you no slack
cause he's the number one.
Scharplings army begun
but it soon evolved.
Are you a friend of tom or are you no one at all
and if you know one at all you can best believe
that if you try to dupe or to trick, or deceive the man
pretty soon you're gonna get off his phone.
I'm just sitting in my room, cold one to the dome
on the archive, or when I listen live
I could get to new bridge commons, if it was worth the drive,
But nems the worst turf I've ever been on. I've been jamin on this song
for a bit too long.
Far from philly, but not far from freaks.
The worlds shot to heck and the turlet has a leak.
Tom Schrarplings talking listen when the man speaks.
Chorus
Scharplings on radio dial forgotten.
Listening to the voice of the down trodden.
You've paid for nothing, but you've gotten the best.
All of the beasts that this joe sixpack bests
and each of the times that the show passed the test
it Scharplings shoulders on which it rests.
Hot Rocking Ronnie, Philly Boy Roy, and the Gorch,
Bryce, Lord of the Rings, Bob, Thor, and Tor,
Thirty-three and a third and Bishop Fontana,
Toms standing at the toplike tony montana
like get ready to meet my little friend.
Best show sets the trend, till eleven when it ends
weekly, and you'll never defeat the
supreme dj prowess cause you're dealing with the best.
You better believe that we've been blessed.
Wfmu and never settle for less than
the best show on wfmu.
Chorus
Climbed up to the top of his cardboard comedy ladder.
Talking bout bad, no ones ever been badder.
It's Monday night and I'm getting the shakes.
On for years and always raising the stakes
and who's on the job when the rest take a break?
S C H A R P L I N G
Yes oh yes and never settle for less than
the best
the best
the best
Top of the food chain
and top of the stack
like a handburger made
out of rocket fuel batter.
The next batter better step up,
better ante up soon.
Over a custom bed
or an aimee man tune,
Tom's getting better, but
he's already the best
and wait for the topic that is unless
you have something important to say.
If not you'll get caught
by the screener. Whats his name?
Its always a double you when you're dealing with the man.
Stick close to the speaker just to follow the plan
and when I ask you the name of the show that beats the rest
you know you're gonna tell me that you're dealing with the Best
Show on WFMU.
