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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #315 on: August 20, 2011, 07:10:15 PM »
Wanted to add to the love for this thread. I just reread the entire thing, and it's easily one of the very best things to ever grace the Internet.


Thanks, Matt.  I do a lot of writing in my life, but I think this thread is my favorite thing that I've contributed to in the past few years.  And I like reading other people's thoughts about this hilariously unserious subject.
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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #316 on: August 23, 2011, 05:05:04 PM »
God help me, I bought a used copy of Sonic Boom out of a $2 bin last weekend.

The only other post-Creatures of the Night Kiss album I've ever owned (or heard all the way through) was Crazy Nights, which I got on cassette when it came out.  I was eight years old.  Can't remember most of the songs on it now.

In any case, Sonic Boom actually isn't completely embarrassing if you have a tolerance for Kiss.  It's largely more in line with their '70s stuff, although one atrocious song sounds a lot like "Nothin' But a Good Time" by Poison.  Gene's lyrics on this album seem more gross than usual.

Eric Singer and Roger Zerkel each sing a song. They're not terrible.

This thing also came with a live DVD and that CD where the current Kiss dudes rerecorded a bunch of old songs.

I'd rate it a 6 out of 10.  I don't feel ripped off for having spent $2 on a used copy.
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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #317 on: August 23, 2011, 05:11:05 PM »
I don't feel ripped off for having spent $2 on a used copy.

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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #318 on: August 23, 2011, 05:18:33 PM »
... that CD where the current Kiss dudes rerecorded a bunch of old songs.


My one-word review of Double Platinum, which I assume you're referring to here*, is "why?" 


Every single change they made on that record is pointless and silly.  I assume it has something to do with Gene being able to make more money.






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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #319 on: August 23, 2011, 05:25:50 PM »
God help me, I bought a used copy of Sonic Boom out of a $2 bin last weekend.

I'd rate it a 6 out of 10.  I don't feel ripped off for having spent $2 on a used copy.

Yeah Sonic Boom!

A friend got me Sonic Boom for my birthday. I couldn't make it all the way through, but put it on my digital music playing device anyway.

Recently I've been enjoying the "shuffle" feature of my device, and sure enough from time to time a song will come on that doesn't sound too different from all the other songs on there, and I'll find myself singing along and wondering what the hell it is and of course it's something from Sonic Boom.

I don't like how that record is mixed so high though, it's way louder than all the other stuff on my device, but yeah, a pretty good record! 6/10 is about right. It helps if you don't think about it being Kiss.

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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #320 on: January 05, 2012, 07:40:57 PM »
Courtesy of the Best Show's radio demon:

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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #321 on: January 11, 2012, 01:31:00 PM »
Tired of these, but:

"Anyone can capture a dwarf and dye its hair, but it's not Mr. Peter Criss."

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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #322 on: January 11, 2012, 01:37:43 PM »
Ha!  I also figured out that I somehow skipped the Gene solo album, so I'll be writing that one up soon.
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« Reply #323 on: February 03, 2012, 08:48:55 AM »
Ha!  I also figured out that I somehow skipped the Gene solo album, so I'll be writing that one up soon.

That's a pretty embarrassing record, but I'll be damned if "See You Tonite" isn't great.
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« Reply #324 on: February 03, 2012, 11:42:02 PM »
Ha!  I also figured out that I somehow skipped the Gene solo album, so I'll be writing that one up soon.

That's a pretty embarrassing record, but I'll be damned if "See You Tonite" isn't great.

You like the solo version better than the Rock and Roll Over version?  Peter Criss had some choice background harmonies on R&RO.  Gene Simmons has the ladies.

I consider "Living in Sin" to be one of the best songs he ever recorded.

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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #325 on: February 06, 2012, 08:40:00 AM »
Gene Simmons NPR Interview FULL Part 1 of 3


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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #326 on: February 06, 2012, 01:57:33 PM »
As an aside, how many KISS interview playbacks begin with "... aaand roll all night"?

Just like on the intro to Detroit Rock City.
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« Reply #327 on: February 16, 2012, 02:45:59 PM »
Ha!  I also figured out that I somehow skipped the Gene solo album, so I'll be writing that one up soon.

That's a pretty embarrassing record, but I'll be damned if "See You Tonite" isn't great.

You like the solo version better than the Rock and Roll Over version?

I'm talking about "See You Tonite."

You're thinking of "See You in Your Dreams," son.  I agree that the Rock and Roll Over version is better!
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Re: KISS: An Album-by-Album Critical Reevaluation
« Reply #328 on: February 17, 2012, 02:34:36 AM »
Ha!  I also figured out that I somehow skipped the Gene solo album, so I'll be writing that one up soon.

That's a pretty embarrassing record, but I'll be damned if "See You Tonite" isn't great.

You like the solo version better than the Rock and Roll Over version?

I'm talking about "See You Tonite."

You're thinking of "See You in Your Dreams," son.  I agree that the Rock and Roll Over version is better!


You don't call me son I call you...

Yeah.  Funny, I'm even going to mention the confusing similarity of titles in the review.  When I get round to it.

Radioactive came up on iTunes the other day... that's not a bad pop/rock song.  It was the single, right?  Without all the hosanna stuff.

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« Reply #329 on: February 17, 2012, 11:23:16 AM »
Radioactive came up on iTunes the other day... that's not a bad pop/rock song.  It was the single, right?  Without all the hosanna stuff.

Pretty sure you're right about it being the single.  I know it was the Gene solo song they played on the Dynasty tour.

Good song!

Can't wait for the alb review!

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