seriously, this is the hardest... 2009 had so many rich rich moments.
Worst Caller: Doc Hammer
Saddest Caller Best Turf Out (aka "The Hesh Award"): Spike and the "Weirdos Exposed" debacle
Most Delusional Caller: Andy from Baff
Best Caller: Fredricks from New Port Richey (Easily)
Best Call: Larry Da Perv 5/12/09 (Patton Oswalt/Amiee Mann Episode)
Rookie of the Year: Caleb from Brooklyn
Best Heave-Ho: TIE: Total sleeper but, 3/31/09 an unnamed caller calls in at the last minute to ask Tom what was his favorite moment of the Delocated season finale (DIG IT UP...it's incredible) b/w Jen Kirkman's husband.
Best Guest: Jon "Drac Search" Glaser
Best Threat on Tom's Life: Carl inadvertently turning the control board into a time bomb.
Best Mike Show Call: Greg X-Mas Time (from the band Hayride; makes fun of every caller preceding him and then tells the best childhood trauma story)
Tom, is it alright if I too nominate the "Gathering Of the Juggalos" as "best segment?"