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Cameron Douchebaggery
« on: February 05, 2010, 11:37:49 AM »
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'Anybody can be a father or a husband. There are only five people in the world who can do what I do, and I'm going for that.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1248645/Linda-Hamilton-truth-traumatic-break-times-wed-Avatar-director-James-Cameron.html#ixzz0egEGeWc5


This is about the assholiest things I have read in a while.
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 01:17:48 PM »
I'm one of the only people who can make extremely bland and dumb movies with great special effects that make a shitload of money!
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 06:10:29 PM »
What is wrong with this guy, and for that matter, what is wrong with the media? Why are people so easy to believe this is a great movie just cause the press says it is so it makes money? I mean he even admits it was written years ago, and it is so clearly a played out metaphor for Bush and the Iraq war.
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 07:01:39 PM »
Yeah, I've always thought he was one of cinema's biggest tools, and that's really saying something.
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 08:24:56 PM »
 But he was on Entourage!














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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 08:35:24 AM »
'Anybody can be a father or a husband. There are only five people in the world who can do what I do, and I'm going for that.'

This reminds me of a Faulkner quote I once heard - while arguing with his daughter, he said "Nobody remembers Shakespeare's daughter."
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 09:00:05 AM »
The tone of that article is so avid and breathless I hate everybody associated with it.

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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 02:43:10 PM »
I thought maybe you meant Kirk Cameron.  He's fun.
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2010, 03:50:48 PM »
Has somebody linked to the Martini Ranch video he directed yet?

(Not that using one's past work is a form of invalidation, but it can be a great form of sobering one's ego)



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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2010, 10:40:06 PM »
I thought maybe you meant Kirk Cameron.  He's fun.


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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2010, 07:30:52 AM »
I thought maybe you meant Kirk Cameron.  He's fun.


What does it say about me that I first thought of this guy?




That you hear Cameron and think of him is not so weird.  That you hear "Cameron douchbaggery" and think of him means you are cruel.  That Cameron is a good guy.
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 07:56:13 AM »
For some reason, I thought it would be about David Cameron. 

How about that. 
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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2010, 01:57:31 PM »
I thought about Cameron Crowe.

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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2010, 02:14:03 PM »
I thought about Cameron the cyborg on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.  She could be douchey at times, but, hey, she was a robut; she couldn't help it.

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Re: Cameron Douchebaggery
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2010, 02:56:48 PM »
Cameron Diaz?
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