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Political Ads
« on: June 02, 2010, 03:50:28 PM »
So, although the Alabama ads are pretty fantastic, there are some other great ones kicking around this year.

Here's two from the race for Barbara Boxer's CA senate seat, both from Carly Fiorina, whose past accomplishments include running Hewlett Packard into the ground:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo7HiQRM7BA[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKlc77K5dg[/youtube]

And here's Rand Paul's ad about "Kentucky Values", which is great in the context of his support for repealing the civil rights act of 1964. Guess Rand Paul thinks everyone in Kentucky is racist! Sorry!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvyS3y9m3Kg[/youtube]

But, who cares. I don't give a rip.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0[/youtube]

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2010, 06:26:33 PM »
Tom missed Young Boozer.

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2010, 06:56:45 PM »
YOUNG BOOZER.

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2010, 11:05:18 PM »
Does anybody remember some of the ones from a couple of years ago? I kid you not  it literally said something about another candidate supporting some kind of sex education bill that studied the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes. I wish i could find the add on Youtube.
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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2010, 11:08:51 PM »
I found it! Its worse than i thought.



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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 07:42:22 AM »
I like the sinister mugshots of the guys whose masturbation habits are being studied.

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2010, 12:24:01 PM »
Gentlemen,

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ7ZDUutU4[/youtube]

Gather. Your. Armies.

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2010, 06:30:02 PM »
I'm pretty sure that if two years ago, before the Tea Party became a thing, you'd asked this goober who the founding father of his country was, he'd have said "Jefferson Davis, wanna fight about it?"
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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2010, 09:09:06 AM »
I would like to see a campaign ad that concluded with "I'm So-and-so, and I don't give a rip." 

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 11:04:44 AM »
New Dale Peterson ad!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GabMEHfCjT0&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

I guess he lost the primary, and has carefully weighed which of the two remaining candidates gives a rip, and gave his endorsement to that guy. And will shoot anyone who messes with signs.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2010, 12:04:13 PM by slackest »

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 11:14:49 AM »
I sort of do wish Dale Peterson were running ads in Maine.

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2010, 11:57:46 PM »
My friend made this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8kpszXeDI[/youtube]
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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2010, 02:52:37 AM »
Dang, it's like the Jack Officers and Max Headroom got married and gave birth to a genius baby from the South.

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2010, 08:39:46 AM »
My friend made this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8kpszXeDI[/youtube]


I love it!

I wonder what Forestian thinks of it?

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Re: Political Ads
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2010, 09:03:08 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn14RwuJJRg[/youtube]
Well the logic works

 

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