It's been a while since I updated this. My apologies to the few and proud who refer back to this thread.
I've added Rick Sherman, who's Mort Kern's son, who himself is Maurice's ste-pneph-uncle.
Also, Cyrus Dalrymple's (and Kim's Mom) unnamed wife, who's a naturopathic, New Age healer.
And finally, if anyone knows Trip Whiting's Brother's name (co-owner of the Whiting Haunted House every Halloween), that would be mucho helpful.
Keep on rockin'.