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Vance's Living Situation
« on: December 14, 2011, 02:15:14 PM »
I have been loving the addition of Vance the Puppet to the show but I'm curious to know what Vance does between shows. Does he live with Tom and Jillian or does he have a prog rock pad of his own elsewhere? Does anyone have a guess?
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 02:16:47 PM »
I think he just sits in the corner, quietly listening to music on his headphones.  The nature or location of the specific corner is probably not important.

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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2011, 02:29:42 PM »
He has a lean-to set up behind the Newbridge Guitar Center.

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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2011, 02:36:26 PM »
I believe he is currently in a residence where he can get the treatment he requires for Asperger's syndrome.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2011, 05:04:02 PM »
He and Skeevy are roommates.  I've heard Skeevy is the neater of the two.

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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2011, 05:04:48 PM »
I'd say he's converted his Dad's toolshed at the back of the garage into a lair where velvet posters, shag carpeting and Diet Dr Pepper's abound but his ol' Mom said he can't have his lava lamp collection out there because of the fire hazard.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 05:23:40 PM »
Also, didn't Vance at one point talk about managing a pretzel stand at a mall?  I think that was only brought up once, but I think that's what he does for a living.  He's gotta work, Bose headphones aint growing on trees!
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 12:47:05 AM »
I imagine that, between shows, Vance lives on one of those floating islands on any random Roger Dean album cover and travels to the WFMU studios in Pink Floyd's giant inflatable pig.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 03:44:12 AM »
He lives in a cube-shaped dwelling fashioned out of of old krautrock record sleeves.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2011, 06:32:32 AM »
Basement apartment near the local record shop in Newbridge. Or possibly IN the record shop. I don't know if the ultimate music snob still runs that joint.

Or he does look almost amphibian. Possibly he housesits with Andy from lake Newbridge. Aquaman must have a kick-ass stereo.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 11:48:01 AM »
I imagine that, between shows, Vance lives on one of those floating islands on any random Roger Dean album cover and travels to the WFMU studios in Pink Floyd's giant inflatable pig.

I really do hope this is true.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 01:53:14 PM »
...and travels to the WFMU studios in Pink Floyd's giant inflatable pig.

His other car is a Tarkus.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 06:45:02 PM »
A friend of friend told me that Vance lives on a houseboat but I can't confirm.

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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 07:59:24 PM »
I imagine Vance has an obnoxious roommate (not Skeevy) who gives him no end of grief.
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Re: Vance's Living Situation
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 09:46:24 PM »
...and travels to the WFMU studios in Pink Floyd's giant inflatable pig.

His other car is a Tarkus.

Oh man - if someone with better photoshop skills than me could make a bumpersticker that says "My Other Car is a Tarkus" with both Vance and the ELP Tarkus armadillo-tank-thing on it, I'd leave them something in my will when I die.
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