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moonshake

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Wursterisms
« on: April 14, 2008, 10:32:54 PM »
Shall we revive this thread from the old messageboard with new and old Wursterisms?

"Say it again" when Tom shows any hint of agreement/respect for him.

Getting AP Mike's name wrong.

Philla-dummy, Grateful-dummy, SanFran-dummy etc.

"Don't judge."

"Yeah, why?"

WFMU is a high school radio station.

Claiming Tom uses a voice modulator.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 11:17:29 PM »
Wait, whuuuuuuuut?

Funny heights - 4'8", for example.

Inappropriate and braggy sexual disclosures.

Death threats.
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moonshake

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 11:35:18 PM »
Confusing a band for a person.

From 2005/08/02:

JW - Who's he?
Tom- Who's who?
JW- Minor Threat.

There are other examples of this, but I can't remember any right now.
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TacoSmith

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 11:37:35 PM »
"Are you strapped in....do you have your helmet on?"

"I'm going to turn this place into a car wash"

"You don't talk to me that way, I talk to YOU that way!"

References to "doing rails"

"You don't know what you're talking about!"


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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 11:38:53 PM »
"Madder than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding."
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Deric W. Haircare

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 11:39:19 PM »
References to Button Gwinnett.

"Oh, really!"

(Also: Husker Dude, moonshake.)

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moonshake

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 11:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Deric W. Haircare on April 14, 2008, 11:39:19 PM
(Also: Husker Dude, moonshake.)
Yes, classic!

Another classic: "Can you send me a JPEG?"
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 01:46:47 AM »
"What's that?!"

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Matt

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 02:22:37 AM »
"Wait - I'm not on the air, am I?" gets me every time.

Handburgers.

Threatening Tom through song. ("Bam-bam-bam-bam, buh-bam-bam-bam-bam...I'm gonna kill your face.")
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Martin

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 04:17:41 AM »
Quote from: moonshake on April 14, 2008, 10:32:54 PM
"Don't judge."

In more than a few recent calls, this is often said "don't judge me", which is hilarious to me for some reason.
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Martin

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 04:40:25 AM »
"Read a book/newspaper/dictionary much?"

References to the world's funniest drug, cocaine.
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masterofsparks

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 06:15:59 AM »
References to "spank mags."

It's "Yeah, why?" and all of its variations that kill me each and every time.
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Deric W. Haircare

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 07:39:24 AM »
Alternately: references to "stroke books".

It's been a while since I've heard one, but also: really unwieldy URLs.
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2008, 09:18:33 AM »
"Idi Amin, who's she?"
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samir

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 10:01:42 AM »
Let's not forget all the references to cocaine:

- The white lady
- Rails
- "A very expensive ski trip"
- The Conductor
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