Movie Quotes Continued

[Denim Gremlin]

"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

Alternately:
"You know, what this room needs is a really big, oversized poster of Atlantic City."

I love my dead gay son

Jesus CHRIST what is this from?

heathers

[erika]

"He got the cancer."

[Deric W. Haircare]

Girl: Look, Dad. There's a bear.
Father: No, dear. That's a frog. Bears wear hats.

[Martin]

Perhaps my favorite quote from Desperate Living:

"I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!"

[Sploops]

- "It's all in the reflexes..."

[Josh]

"Hi, my name's Mae, and that's more than a name, that's an attitude."
  -- from A League of Their Own

[bobby.]

Tell me that "what one man can do..." is already in this! And/or "I'm gonna kill the mothafucka"!


Some Leslie Nielsen?

"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it."

[Fido]

"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

Alternately:
"You know, what this room needs is a really big, oversized poster of Atlantic City."

I love my dead gay son

Jesus CHRIST what is this from?

heathers

Heathers is a treasure trove of one-liners in my opinion.  And a guilty pleasure of mine.  "Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87."

Or:

Heather Chandler:  You stupid fuck.
Veronica Sawyer: You goddamn bitch.
Heather Chandler: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.
Veronica Sawyer: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.

Or:

Veronica:  Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

[jane]

yeah, I love Heathers.

Showgirls has a bunch of great quotes too.

Tony Moss: Nice dress.
Nomi Malone: Thanks, I bought it at Ver-sayce.
Nomi Malone: In the Forum?
Tony Moss: Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce.
Nomi Malone: Me, too!

and

Jeff: You gamble?
Nomi Malone: No.
Jeff: Well you gotta gamble if you're gonna win.
Nomi Malone: I'm gonna win.

[Chris L]

"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire

Oh yes.

[Ason]

Garbage Day!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k[/youtube]














the longer cut
plenty of classic lines here (a little toilet-talk tho, not for the kiddies)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o[/youtube]

[Forrest]

We don't have enough money to eat. We don't have enough money...TO SLEEP!!!!

[Forrest]

If you can't tell, I LOVE elipses.

[Brady]

“You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.” -White Men Can't Jump

[Sarah]

the longer cut
plenty of classic lines here (a little toilet-talk tho, not for the kiddies)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o[/youtube]

This cut supplied me with a favorite quote:  "Uh-oh!"