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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1440 on: March 14, 2010, 10:54:50 PM »
What do marmelade and my ex-wife have in common?  I don't like either of them very much!
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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1441 on: March 14, 2010, 10:55:41 PM »
Oh, I hope you can keep this up for forty-five more posts.
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1442 on: March 14, 2010, 10:57:31 PM »
What does my ex-wife and a Gypsy fortune teller who enjoys nutrition-enhanced breakfast cereals have in common?  They are both Total hags!
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1443 on: March 14, 2010, 11:00:45 PM »
What does my ex-wife and Jorge Espinoza have in common?  They both sleep in the house I'm paying the mortgage on but don't live in any more!
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1444 on: March 14, 2010, 11:03:44 PM »
What's the difference between my ex-wife and pi?  One is the ratio between a circle's diameter and it's circumference and the other is my wife!
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1445 on: March 14, 2010, 11:06:04 PM »
What does my ex-wife and my grifting partner who plays 3 Card Monty upon my back have in common?  Both of them have cheated on me!
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1446 on: March 14, 2010, 11:10:20 PM »
What does my ex-wife and Mrs.Butterworth have in common? They have lower bodies that are way out of proportion with their upper halves.  And are full of stuff that will make you sick in large quanties.
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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1447 on: March 14, 2010, 11:11:20 PM »
Ra ra, bk.
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1448 on: March 14, 2010, 11:11:59 PM »
What does my ex-wife and guy who just spent 4 days in the desert and just found a well have in common?  They both will drink till they get sick!
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1449 on: March 14, 2010, 11:19:05 PM »
Okay, enough about my ex-wife, let's move on....

My son is so dumb that when someone tell's him to turn the television on, he lights a couple candles, puts on some Sade and drips candle wax on the remote control.
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1450 on: March 14, 2010, 11:20:39 PM »
My son is so dumb that when I told him to "do well in school", he made love to a well at school.
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1451 on: March 14, 2010, 11:22:55 PM »
My son is so dumb that when I told him to "respect your elders", he made doody and started to cry.
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1452 on: March 14, 2010, 11:29:34 PM »
And what's with these kids today?  In my day if we wanted to "rap", we knocked on your door!  If we wanted to "auto-tune" I went to the mechanic!  If I wanted to "surf the Internet" I went on Prodigy!
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1453 on: March 14, 2010, 11:32:39 PM »
Seriously! I've had enough of these kids today!  Their pants are so low they're just socks that are connected at the top!
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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1454 on: March 14, 2010, 11:33:23 PM »
What does my ex-wife and the guy I pay to take me to the liquor store have in common?  They both have driven me to drink!
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