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effecT

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You just made it Wurster!
« on: November 24, 2010, 02:20:17 PM »
I know there was a thread collecting all the the wursterisms that have been on the show. I just enjoy the mangling of the english language so much that i wanted to have a thread, where people could come up with their own word or phrase alterations.

I start:

"apolvogize"

Please participate!
If you do not, i will have to carry this alone and this thread will be the blight of this board.

Sarah

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 06:26:08 PM »
I want to see that, so I won't post anything even if I think of something great.

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 01:17:14 AM »
"I don't come down to your place of work and knock the monkey off of your barrel organ!"

effecT

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 05:23:53 AM »

"Sgt. Pee-Pah's Internet Start-Up Band"

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 09:38:58 PM »
"Oh for Thanksgiving I like to drink lots of Milli Vanilli Apple Cider."

"Um...  that's Martinelli Apple Cider."

"What's that?"

effecT

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2010, 03:06:49 PM »
"Yeah Emma Stone was really hilarious in Easy A."
"She-..."
"Yeah, i know she's a she!"
"No, you sexist, she was she-larious!"
"What?"

effecT

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2010, 05:07:00 PM »
"Leonardo da Wimpy's  Vesuvian Man"

effecT

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2010, 03:14:58 PM »
"armeniosklerosis"

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2010, 06:08:38 PM »

"Sgt. Pee-Pah's Internet Start-Up Band"

Ziggy Start-up and the Wider Guitars

Hunky Dorky

Honky Dorky Chateau (Bowie-Elton John collab)

Aladdin Hussein

Diamond Frogs


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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2010, 08:18:54 PM »
"I ordered the Flaming Young"
"Straight-up, helicopters are beyond fresh."

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2010, 04:08:12 PM »
I enjoyed the recent "Merv Randolph rights."
Doing it Mentos style.

effecT

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2010, 04:38:26 PM »
"ferpect"

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 02:48:30 AM »
"I don't know--  I just found the art collector to be high fluting it."

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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 05:19:25 PM »
Apologies for the horrible, macabre context of this clipping from today's Philly Inquirer, but:


http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20101130_Rapist_retracts_plea__demands_polyester-graph.html -

The admitted rapist of an 11-year-old girl stunned a Philadelphia courtroom this afternoon when he retracted his guilty plea, called himself the Anti-Christ, and yelled "You'll know I'm telling the truth if you give me a polyester-graph."




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Re: You just made it Wurster!
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 07:55:49 PM »
Right in the Juggler vein.