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Rachel Evan Wood.
Rachel Evan Wood imagery.
Rachel Evan Wood imagery.
Recent Rachel Evan (sic) Wood is very shady. Her work in the television series Once and Again remains masterful, though. I will ignore her recent transformation into an absinthe-guzzling, M. Manson-writhing weirdo.
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Wait, why was Eugene Mirman playing Eric Wareheim playing an ass-kicking arsonist?
Also, this lady:
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Jamie Lee Curtis reading her book "Today I Feel Silly" to children.
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"Today I feel silly! That's right, SILLY! OK?! Don't fuck with me!"
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"Trust me, you little fuckers do not want to know how silly I feel today."
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I've never trusted Jeff Goldblum.
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I've never trusted Jeff Goldblum.
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Michael Hayden would scare the crap out of me even if he wasn't The Director of the CIA.
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From the forthcoming movie August Rush. From what I can tell from the trailer, it's like Searching for Bobby Fischer but with bad guitar music instead of chess.
Instead of Laurence Fishburne as the crusty but loveable homeless mentor, this kid spends all of his free time running around with... OH DEAR GOD.
Buff, don't forget, photo stylists have a way of tricking the eye by creating a myriad of illusions with the use of simple tools and materials.
That foam surging to meet Jeff Goldblum's little friend may not be the vanillabean milkshake matter we think it is, but rather some sort of mashed potato, carpenter's glue concoction.
I've never trusted Jeff Goldblum.
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If that's the case, then someone should check on Jeff. They might have left him stuck there.
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George and Hank Steinbrenner
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Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html?taf=den#)
Police: Mother A Crip, Father A Westside Baller
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.
After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.
Manzanares was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, and domestic violence. He was transported to the Adams County Detention Facility.
On Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a year of probation. The misdemeanor harassment charge was dropped.
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Rear Admiral Stufflebeem
The story of Josef Fritzl, the man believed to have imprisoned his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathered her seven children, has been described as one of the worst cases in Austria's criminal history.
[...]
The picture that emerges is of a man who led a double life. In public he appeared to be a respectable member of the community, living in Amstetten with his wife Rosemarie, with whom he had seven grown-up children.
But DNA tests have confirmed he had a second, secret family with his daughter Elisabeth, whom police say he lured into a cellar, aged 18, in 1984 and raped repeatedly.
She gave birth to seven children, three of whom he and Rosemarie adopted or fostered. Three children remained in the cellar with their mother.
Police say Mr Fritzl has also confessed to burning the body of a seventh child shortly after it died in infancy.
[...]
Mr Mayer says his client claims he locked Elisabeth up in order to protect her from the outside world: "She did not obey any rules, she hung around in dodgy bars all night and drank and smoked," Mr Fritzl was quoted as saying.
Mr Fritzl said that he started preparing the cellar dungeon "around 1981 or 1982".
"The cellar in my building belonged to me and me alone. It was my kingdom, that only I had access to. Everyone who lived there knew it," he said.
Due to their lack of exposure to sunlight, the former captives are extremely pale and cannot endure natural light. The captives all have vitamin D deficiencies and are anaemic. They are likely to have underdeveloped immune systems, although it is yet to be determined whether their immune systems have suffered permanent damage. Due to the low ceilings, Stefan walks with a permanent hunch and Kerstin is described as having a "cramped physical posture". The youngest child prefers to crawl, although he can walk.
The children communicate with each other through a combination of speech and animal sounds, including growling and cooing, while the concentration required to make themselves intelligible to others appears to have an exhausting effect. Elisabeth is reported to appear far older than her 42 years. The oldest, Kerstin, currently hospitalized, has lost most of her teeth.
It's made news over here as well (how could it not?). I'm not sure how much cable news has jumped on it.
When I visited friends in Brooklyn recently, the TV was on pretty much all the time, tuned only to news channels like MSNBC and CNN
You guys sucked all the fun out of my Rear Admiral Stufflebeem post. I hope you're happy.
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"Judge allegedly napped, made baliff rub her feet" (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/queen.judge.ap/index.html)
Someone in the White House sucked all the fun out of Admiral Shufflebeam. It wasn't us.
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Speaking of Belgium, and underreported stories, has anyone noticed that the country's about to dissolve into factions of Walloons and Flemish any second now?
Fashion designer Doron Braunshtein, aka Apollo Braun, whose store on Orchard Street has been selling T-shirts and hoodies emblazoned with the question 'Who Killed Obama?' says the people leaving him angry messages and death threats just don't get hipster irony. See, he loves Obama, that's why he's selling products that invoke his murder!
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http://gothamist.com/2008/03/21/who_killed_obam.phpQuoteFashion designer Doron Braunshtein, aka Apollo Braun, whose store on Orchard Street has been selling T-shirts and hoodies emblazoned with the question 'Who Killed Obama?' says the people leaving him angry messages and death threats just don't get hipster irony. See, he loves Obama, that's why he's selling products that invoke his murder!
creep-zilla!!!
Fashion designer Doron Braunshtein, aka Apollo Braun, whose store on Orchard Street has been selling T-shirts and hoodies emblazoned with the question 'Who Killed Obama?' says the people leaving him angry messages and death threats just don't get hipster irony. See, he loves Obama, that's why he's selling products that invoke his murder!
And on that note, I may not know who killed J.R., but I do know who killed this thread!
#1, I was making a subtle joke in regards to the shirt. I thought it was a botched play on the Dallas catch phrase.
#2, It was actually Maggie.
Man charged with impersonating officer
Louisville Courier-Journal - May 19, 2008
A 32-year-old man was arrested this weekend after trying to coerce a woman into his car near Winter and Barret avenues by pretending he was a police officer.
Michael Myers of Louisville is charged with one count of impersonating a police officer after being arrested Saturday night.
Myers is accused of trying to convince a woman to get in his silver Crown Victoria by allegedly telling her that he would give her a ride home because she had had too much to drink, according to the arrest report.
Two firefighters noticed the woman and Myers and asked Myers if he was an officer, to which Myers allegedly said yes and gave a badge number but not his name.
Eventually, the report said the firefighters called Louisville Metro Police, suspecting that Myers was not an officer.
The report says that Myers consented to a search of his car, in which police found a silver badge that read “Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation.” The arresting officer noted in the report that the badge did look official on first glance.
The woman told police that Myers did threaten her with jail if she didn’t go with him.
no pic but still pretty shadyQuoteMan charged with impersonating officer
Louisville Courier-Journal - May 19, 2008
A 32-year-old man was arrested this weekend after trying to coerce a woman into his car near Winter and Barret avenues by pretending he was a police officer.
Michael Myers of Louisville is charged with one count of impersonating a police officer after being arrested Saturday night.
Myers is accused of trying to convince a woman to get in his silver Crown Victoria by allegedly telling her that he would give her a ride home because she had had too much to drink, according to the arrest report.
Two firefighters noticed the woman and Myers and asked Myers if he was an officer, to which Myers allegedly said yes and gave a badge number but not his name.
Eventually, the report said the firefighters called Louisville Metro Police, suspecting that Myers was not an officer.
The report says that Myers consented to a search of his car, in which police found a silver badge that read “Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation.” The arresting officer noted in the report that the badge did look official on first glance.
The woman told police that Myers did threaten her with jail if she didn’t go with him.
...The report says that Myers consented to a search of his car, in which police found a silver badge that read “Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation.” The arresting officer noted in the report that the badge did look official on first glance...
...The report says that Myers consented to a search of his car, in which police found a silver badge that read “Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation.” The arresting officer noted in the report that the badge did look official on first glance...
Wait, what's shady about Dana Carvey?
Wait, what's shady about Dana Carvey?
Really?
Wait, what's shady about Dana Carvey? The only scary thing in that poster is the effeminate photoshopping.
I don't see it.
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Oh, yeah, now I get it.
and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne.
Motivational Speaker Accused of Violent Bender. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/28/motivational.speaker.ap/index.html)
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- A convicted felon who became a motivational speaker (http://www.russellsimon.com/index2.html) -- and used his life experiences to warn teens about the dangers of drugs and crime -- is accused of going on a bender, threatening to kill his girlfriend and her son, and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne.
and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne.
I suppose that's to be expected from a decent percentage ofthoseus who own statues of John Wayne...
Until he fled the country in January, accused of embezzling more than $300 million, Lou Pearlman was famous as the impresario behind the Backstreet Boys and 'NSync. Turns out his investors weren't the only victims, colleagues reveal: Pearlman's passion for boy bands was also a passion for boys.
I used to work in a pharmacy. Now I own a museum. My husband's job was to divide East and West Berlin. He is retired now.
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A high-profile US obscenity trial has been put on hold after it emerged that the top federal judge hearing it had posted sexually explicit material on his personal website including footage of a semi-naked man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4122560.ece)
Gloucester must be a rough town for teenage boys. When you're not on the boat avoiding Perfect Storms, your girlfriend's lying about being on the pill.
Proud moments, Gloucester High.
as including a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows, a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal, images of masturbation and public and contortionist sex, a slide show striptease featuring a transsexual, a series of photos of women’s crotches as seen through snug fitting clothing or underwear, and content with themes of defecation and urination
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Teen Girls make Pregnancy Pact (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/20/pregnancy.pact.ap/index.html)
Gloucester must be a rough town for teenage boys. When you're not on the boat avoiding Perfect Storms, your girlfriend's lying about being on the pill.
Proud moments, Gloucester High.
Funny you should mention Kozinski, here's what I read about his site...Quoteas including a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows, a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal, images of masturbation and public and contortionist sex, a slide show striptease featuring a transsexual, a series of photos of women’s crotches as seen through snug fitting clothing or underwear, and content with themes of defecation and urination
http://www.uslaw.com/pop/what-stuff-was-on-judge-kozinskis-personal-website/?p=121
Let's just say since the fishing industry collapsed, Gloucester is most famous for Whale Watches, Oxycontin and teen pregnancies.
This isn't Hypocrite's Corner or the Evil Jerk Lounge. Dude's shady, that's all.
twofer saturdayUgh. I've seen that picture before and it makes my skin crawl. I guess maybe that's the idea or something but I SHAN'T be watching the show.
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Learyzilla
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That is the most erotic thing I've ever seen.
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This was not very well-planned.
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This was not very well-planned.
It's gotta be fake because
a) It would look super stretched and distorted because she's knocked up. This lady I know had big cats tattooed on her stomach as well as a pubic tattoo. The cats' arms looked all 'roided up. It was funny.
b) It's super risky getting a tattoo while pregnant. You have to sign a waiver and everything.
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Andy Dick should be kept in some kind of vault. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20212849,00.html)
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Andy Dick should be kept in some kind of vault. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20212849,00.html)
Andy Dick should be kept insome kind of vaultthe Dick Vault.
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Philly Newscaster Larry Mendte - Shady Character (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/21/email.snoop.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)
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Andy Dick should be kept in some kind of vault. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20212849,00.html)
But first he should play the lead in a Speed Levitch biopic.
A 40-year-old man is in custody in Manitoba after a young man was stabbed — and, witnesses said, decapitated — aboard a Greyhound bus travelling through the province overnight.
[...]
When the attacker tried to drive the bus away, the driver disabled the vehicle, Caton said.
"While we were watching the door, he calmly walks up to the front with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stares at us and drops the head right in front of us," said Caton.
"While we were waiting on the side of the road, [the attacker] was taunting the police with the head in his hand," said Caton.
Tim Sen, president of Trauma Management Group, which offers counselling and post-traumatic support in Ontario, said it will take time for bus passengers to come to terms with what they've seen.
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From the NY Times' profile of a teacher's travails introducing evolution curriculum in Florida (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/education/24evolution.html?sq=biology%20florida%20evolution&st=cse&scp=1&pagewanted=all). Bryce Haas (center), fundamentalist Christian and evolution naysayer, says “I can see something [...] I can see that there’s no way I came from an ape.”
Hmmm....
I had a teacher in my high school who taught an outdoor activity class and every year has a reunion for old students of the class (only 40 seniors get in the class every year). There is a ton of drinking which I guess supposedly he doesn't partake in but there are rumors that he's slept with a couple of the girls, all legal age and sober, but definitely his old students. Kind of tubular in my opinion, but most of the people I know who go seem to think it's fine. He still teaches at the school too so the district must think it's ok as well or don't know the full details.
I had a teacher in my high school who taught an outdoor activity class and every year has a reunion for old students of the class (only 40 seniors get in the class every year). There is a ton of drinking which I guess supposedly he doesn't partake in but there are rumors that he's slept with a couple of the girls, all legal age and sober, but definitely his old students. Kind of tubular in my opinion, but most of the people I know who go seem to think it's fine. He still teaches at the school too so the district must think it's ok as well or don't know the full details.
We're not supposed to sleep with our students? Where do YOU live?
I had a teacher in my high school who taught an outdoor activity class and every year has a reunion for old students of the class (only 40 seniors get in the class every year). There is a ton of drinking which I guess supposedly he doesn't partake in but there are rumors that he's slept with a couple of the girls, all legal age and sober, but definitely his old students. Kind of tubular in my opinion, but most of the people I know who go seem to think it's fine. He still teaches at the school too so the district must think it's ok as well or don't know the full details.
We're not supposed to sleep with our students? Where do YOU live?
Oh, Dave. Though I guess if I wasn't posting under my actual name I could make jokes like this too.
I actually couldn't even imagine stuff like this. The only really hairy situation I've been in was when I had a student who was doing porn, in like 2005 I think, but that was mostly just awkward for me.
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Igor Kenk, owner of a shady bike shop in Toronto has been charged with stealing more than 3200 bikes (http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/08/01/igor-kenk-wins-bail-in-bike-thefts.aspx). That puts him in the running for biggest bike thief EVAH! Also, he would "buy" stolen bikes with crack.
For the decade or so that I lived in Toronto, everyone knew that if your bike was stolen, chances were pretty good that you could buy it back from Igor.
A teenager has changed his birth name by deed poll to incorporate several comic book superheroes.
George Garratt from Glastonbury has become Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.
Shady? Or just dumb? I think it's a Family Guy reference, though I may be wrong.QuoteA teenager has changed his birth name by deed poll to incorporate several comic book superheroes.
George Garratt from Glastonbury has become Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/7707098.stm
Shady? Or just dumb? I think it's a Family Guy reference, though I may be wrong.QuoteA teenager has changed his birth name by deed poll to incorporate several comic book superheroes.
George Garratt from Glastonbury has become Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/7707098.stm
I had a teacher in my high school who taught an outdoor activity class and every year has a reunion for old students of the class (only 40 seniors get in the class every year). There is a ton of drinking which I guess supposedly he doesn't partake in but there are rumors that he's slept with a couple of the girls, all legal age and sober, but definitely his old students. Kind of tubular in my opinion, but most of the people I know who go seem to think it's fine. He still teaches at the school too so the district must think it's ok as well or don't know the full details.
We're not supposed to sleep with our students? Where do YOU live?
Oh, Dave. Though I guess if I wasn't posting under my actual name I could make jokes like this too.
I actually couldn't even imagine stuff like this. The only really hairy situation I've been in was when I had a student who was doing porn, in like 2005 I think, but that was mostly just awkward for me.
Phila. man shot because family talked during movie (http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20081226_Phila__man_shot_because_family_talked_during_movie.html)
A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.
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Stan, I'm really sorry to hear that DYFS is all up in your grill. You should be able to name your kids whatever you want!
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Just kidding you're better-looking than that guy
I really hope to never hear about this kid (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/08/fashion/08conserve.html?_r=1&sq=jonathan%20conservative%20fourteen%20cpac&st=cse&adxnnl=1&scp=1&adxnnlx=1236952825-9fDxTr0YOH5WihzrLxEdiA) again.
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He's fourteen! It doesn't matter what he thinks about ANYTHING.
This guy gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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This guy gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Well, he was banging his best friend/campaign manager's wife, so I don't know how OK a guy he is.
This guy gives me the heebie-jeebies.
It's not until about 8:25 that the full horror is revealed, which is about 5 minutes after it appears unable to be any more disturbing.
The mayor of San Francisco, I suppose he's an OK guy, but he seems shady.
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I think it's the Gordon Gekko hair that's doin' it.
The mayor of San Francisco, I suppose he's an OK guy, but he seems shady.
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I think it's the Gordon Gekko hair that's doin' it.
Got sort of a Patrick Bateman quality to him, too.
The mayor of San Francisco, I suppose he's an OK guy, but he seems shady.
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I think it's the Gordon Gekko hair that's doin' it.
Got sort of a Patrick Bateman quality to him, too.
How tall is this guy? At least 800 feet, right?
The mayor of San Francisco, I suppose he's an OK guy, but he seems shady.
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I think it's the Gordon Gekko hair that's doin' it.
Got sort of a Patrick Bateman quality to him, too.
How tall is this guy? At least 800 feet, right?
If he is, I wonder how many buttons would be appropriate for his suit. Is he following the button rule? I forgot how that went. Is his cousin Joanna Newsom a giant too?
The mayor of San Francisco, I suppose he's an OK guy, but he seems shady.
(http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ocean-power-3.jpg)
I think it's the Gordon Gekko hair that's doin' it.
Got sort of a Patrick Bateman quality to him, too.
How tall is this guy? At least 800 feet, right?
If he is, I wonder how many buttons would be appropriate for his suit. Is he following the button rule? I forgot how that went. Is his cousin Joanna Newsom a giant too?
Ys!
He looks like Christian Bale from American Psycho.EXACTLY what I thought. I was afraid it was too obvious to write up.
I thought that was McNulty for a minute.
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The Sham Wow Guy
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker (http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker)
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The Sham Wow Guy
Kid Rock has announced that he has acquired the naming rights to the home field of American League baseball team the Detroit Tigers.
The Michigan native purchased the naming rights for an undisclosed sum, which will change the name from Comerica Park to Kid Rock Field.
He has also announced that he has teamed up with the Michigan Brewing Company to create a new line of beer, which will be the official beer of the Detroit Tigers.
"This has been a dream of mine for a long time, and with the banks in trouble it seemed like the right time for me to reach out to the fine people at Comerica Bank," Kid Rock said in a statement. "I've never been more excited for opening day, and I'm proud to be able to add my name to the legacy of my favorite baseball team."
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Where Phil Spector's going, the walls are not made of sound. [rimshot] [silence] Is this thing on?
I would like to see a special revival of Oz featuring a Spector subplot. Ghostface Killah guests as a guy who makes fun of the hair until he snaps.
I'm so proud of this terrible joke that it's my facebook update too.
I would like to see a special revival of Oz featuring a Spector subplot. Ghostface Killah guests as a guy who makes fun of the hair until he snaps.
According to Norwegian site VG Nett, bus driver Andreas Jankov has formally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. "I wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like," said the film enthusiast. "I wanted to see how far I could take it with respect to the number of names. I started thinking about this three years ago and it was approved in January this year." Apparently, he's had his passport and bank card reissued, but the name was too long so he dropped "Highlander."
QuoteAccording to Norwegian site VG Nett, bus driver Andreas Jankov has formally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada."
In a recent monologue, Jay Leno expressed amazement that a sex robot could carry on lifelike conversations and express realistic emotions.
"Luckily, guys," he joked, "there's a button that turns that off."
Curious conventioneers packed Hines' AEE booth last month in Las Vegas, asking questions and stroking Roxxxy's skin as she sat on a couch in a black negligee.
She cannot move on her own but can be contorted into almost any natural position.
Roxxxy also has sensors in her hands and genital areas -- yes, she is anatomically correct -- that will trigger vocal responses from her when touched. She even shudders to simulate orgasm.
She even snores." (The snoring feature can be turned off, he says.)
His customer base? Shy, awkward or older men who "have trouble meeting girls," he says.
Is this a viable product? Yes," said Sherri Shaulis, an editor at Adult Video News, a trade magazine for the pornographic industry. "There's a market for it. Granted, it's a very small market."
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Inventor Unveils $7000 Talking Sex Robot (http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html)
I figured I shouldn't be the only one having nightmares about this picture. You're welcome!
Awesome prank: Put a black dong on her at the factory and install a video camera in the robot's face to record the reaction of the first encounter with the customer. That would make a priceless video.
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Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html?taf=den#)
Police: Mother A Crip, Father A Westside Baller
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.
After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.
Manzanares was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, and domestic violence. He was transported to the Adams County Detention Facility.
On Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a year of probation. The misdemeanor harassment charge was dropped.
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/104288/thumbs/s-JULIUS-ANDREAS-GIMLI-ARN-MACGYVER-CHEWBACKA-HIGHLA-large.jpg)QuoteAccording to Norwegian site VG Nett, bus driver Andreas Jankov has formally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. "I wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like," said the film enthusiast. "I wanted to see how far I could take it with respect to the number of names. I started thinking about this three years ago and it was approved in January this year." Apparently, he's had his passport and bank card reissued, but the name was too long so he dropped "Highlander."
Not strictly shady, I suppose, but certainly bee-zarrrr.
Guru's "friend and producer" Solar. What a creep.
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/20/rapper.guru.dies/
(http://www.thedenverchannel.com/2009/1207/21889376_640X480.jpg)For a second I confused his lip rings for fangs.
"Hey, you forgot to not do that." - Todd Barry
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21949720/detail.html (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21949720/detail.html)