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Spoony

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Body Found at McCarren Pool
« on: July 17, 2008, 01:18:50 PM »
Details are limited at the moment, but here's the initial news blurb.

http://gothamist.com/2008/07/17/body_found_at_mccarren_park_pool.php

It doesn't say anything about Granny-sunglasses being lodged in the person's heart, but someone call Tom anyways and make sure he's alright.

dave from knoxville

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Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 03:01:10 PM »
I am going the other way with this news; is there anyone who can categorically verify that Tom's cardboard pursuits have him currently on the other coast?

Sarah

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Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 03:34:16 PM »
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Police are currently trying to identify the badly decomposed body, which was found around 10 a.m. today after parks workers told police of "a foul odor coming from a shed at the pool for months."

I don't think we need to worry.

John Junk 2.0

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Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 03:41:32 PM »
The body has been identified:





Chris L

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Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 03:57:07 PM »
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Police are currently trying to identify the badly decomposed body, which was found around 10 a.m. today after parks workers told police of "a foul odor coming from a shed at the pool for months."

I don't think we need to worry.

The East River probably belched it up a while ago.

Sarah

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Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 03:58:16 PM »
Has anyone seen Captain Jack lately?

Steeley Chris

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Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 04:13:18 PM »
Murder weapon = pirate sword

case closed
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Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 05:35:50 PM »
Ha.  There was a thread about this on another forum and i said that the police found a bloody kickball nearby.
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