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Title: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on April 18, 2015, 08:30:06 PM
I would like to pre nominate Joe Isuzu and Doctor Detroit.
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Post by: JesseFromVegas on April 19, 2015, 03:06:28 AM
Jackie Mason's character in Caddyshack 2, Dan Akroyd's character in Caddyshack 2, Randy Quaid's character in Caddyshack 2...
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Post by: Eric Fishlegs on April 19, 2015, 10:20:25 AM
Billy Crystal's Jazzman.
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Post by: Tom Scharpling on April 19, 2015, 12:17:26 PM
This is a fantastic idea and we will do this in a couple months.

THANK YOU.

Tom.
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Post by: Andrew F on April 19, 2015, 12:43:11 PM
I love this idea. I feel like it will create even more enthusiasm than the Best 100 in terms of suggesting ideas and also disappointment when suggestions are rejected/bumped off the list. I cannot wait.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: erg79 on April 20, 2015, 12:42:29 PM
Stewie from Family Guy
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Post by: buffcoat on April 20, 2015, 01:56:39 PM
Stewie from Family Guy

You could, in fact, fill out most of this list with Seth MacFarlane characters.


Apropos of nothing, has anyone actually seen Seth MacFarlane and Papa John at the same time? Somebody ironed both their faces to look the same.
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Post by: JeffertonFromTX on April 20, 2015, 04:55:10 PM
Marine Micheals from Girls. Gambit. The entire band from Almost Famous. Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz as the leather store employees.

This has traction. 
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Post by: justinmh05 on April 20, 2015, 06:42:52 PM
Ziggy Sobotka. Watto. Marie Schrader. Andy Belfleur.
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Post by: Bridgey on April 20, 2015, 06:59:05 PM
The Cowboy Star from that song of the same name.
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Post by: neckwrestler on April 20, 2015, 08:30:50 PM
off the top of my head:

Deb Morgan from Dexter
Mitch Kramer from Dazed & Confused
Conky from Trailer Park Boys
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: kouzie on April 21, 2015, 06:55:53 AM
Joey (Dave Coulier) on Full House
Chandler on Friends
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Post by: hk11 on April 21, 2015, 08:44:03 AM
How about Phoebe from 'Friends'? That episode where she wouldn't give a cat back to its owners, as she thought it had the spirit of her grandmother in it. A horrible character.

I don't like 'Friends'.
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on April 21, 2015, 08:50:53 AM
Dom from Entourage
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on April 21, 2015, 12:24:54 PM
Deb Morgan from Dexter

Shit a brick and fuck me with it, why did you pick her?

Since Tom's gonna actually do a worst episode, maybe I should delete this thread and someone can revive it after the actual show?
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Post by: leeharveyosmond on April 21, 2015, 01:59:01 PM
Apropos of nothing, has anyone actually seen Seth MacFarlane and Papa John at the same time?

I've thought about this, but with Jimmy Fallon instead of Papa John.
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Post by: kouzie on April 21, 2015, 03:18:56 PM
Scrappy Doo
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Post by: tonyh on April 21, 2015, 05:01:31 PM
Marine Micheals from Girls.

Good one. I would add:
Shoshanna from Girls
The other Girl who is not Hannah, the one with a vaguely British accent
DJ Davis from Treme
John Goodman's character from Treme (which, if accepted would mean that characters portrayed by Goodman would be in the best and worst lists. I wonder if any other actor will achieve this?)
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: AllSussedOut on April 22, 2015, 04:21:31 PM
Scott Schwartz in "The Toy"
Bubba the Love Sponge
Caillou
Fuzzy Dunlop from "The Wire"
Jonathan Schmock, the Maitre'D in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: mackro on April 22, 2015, 04:23:11 PM
Scrappy Doo
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Post by: Crusherkc on April 23, 2015, 11:56:45 AM
I'd like to throw in these for consideration for the list of Worst Fictional Characters

Mike Myers as Shrek, Fat Bastard or The Love Guru

Mitchell (Joe Don Baker)

Jawas, Sandpeople, Ugnaughts

Greg Proops’ pod-race announcer from ‘SW Episode 1 Phantom Menace'

The Bros in the ‘Bud Light Goes to the Opera’ ad circa early 2Ks

The Barber from ‘The Rock’ played by Anthony Clark

Johnny Rico (Caspar Van Diem in ‘Starship Troopers’)

Mr. Woodcock (BILLY Bob Thornton)

Sloan Sabbith (Olivia Munn from ‘The Newsroom’)

Jim Belushi’s penguin voice in Bob Saget’s ‘Farce of the Penguins’

Mrs. Doubtfire

The kids from ‘Jurassic Park’

Jay Leno as ’self' in ‘Dave’, ‘Major League II’, ‘Contact’, ‘Mad City’, ‘Wag the Dog’, ‘EdTV’, ‘Space Cowboys’, ‘Mr. 3000’

Sgt. Donny Donowicz (Eli Roth from ‘Inglorious Bastards’)

Silent Bob

Sgt. Pepper Billy Shears

The protagonist in the Johnny Maestro & The Brooklyn Bridge song ‘The Worst That Can Happen'

President Frank Underwood
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: buffcoat on April 23, 2015, 12:34:05 PM
Please add "the Trade Federation delegates" to the Star Wars list. Maybe Jar-Jar Binks is too on-the-nose for this list, but he deserves consideration.

Were there any races (other than the obvious) that George Lucas didn't go after? Without, I think, even understanding that he was going after them, which somehow makes it worse.
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Post by: spruce on April 23, 2015, 02:05:56 PM
I would add:

-Mr. Yunioshi (Mickey Rooney) from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
-The Ultimate Warrior, the wrestler
-Neo, from The Matrix films
-Speedball, from various Marvel Comics
-Superman
-Mac, from Mac and Me
-Mayor McCheese/Fry Guys, from McDonald's
-The Cavemen, from Geico ads
-Any quietly smug white dude from a luxury car ad
-Jack Shephard, from Lost
-Ziggy Sobotka, from The Wire
-Mr. Freeze (as portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman and Robin

There needs to be one or more characters in movies portrayed by Tom Cruise. Lots of options there, but a lot are the same type of smarmy, so it's hard to choose.

I would agree that Jar Jar Binks should make the list, even if one might be dismissive of Star Wars. That character transcends the geek ghetto with its many layers of awfulness.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: buffcoat on April 23, 2015, 03:01:46 PM
D.A.R.Y.L.
Vicki from Small Wonder

Pretty much any little kid robot from the 80s.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Crusherkc on April 23, 2015, 03:37:12 PM
Mr. Yunioshi (Mickey Rooney) from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Seconded, thirdeded and fourtheded

Also, I'm tossing "Jim" from "The World According to Jim" OR Brother Zee Blues
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: buffcoat on April 23, 2015, 04:43:34 PM
Mr. Yunioshi (Mickey Rooney) from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Seconded, thirdeded and fourtheded

Also, I'm tossing "Jim" from "The World According to Jim" OR Brother Zee Blues

Speaking of "The World According to"

Garp.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: JeffertonFromTX on April 27, 2015, 11:44:50 PM
Greg Proops’ pod-race announcer from ‘SW Episode 1 Phantom Menace'

THAT WAS GREG PROOPS?!
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on April 28, 2015, 10:42:14 AM

Vicki from Small Wonder

I was thinking Vickis neighbor, that annoying red headed girl
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: fidget on April 28, 2015, 08:55:39 PM
The Pontiac Aztec
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Post by: Crusherkc on April 28, 2015, 11:21:00 PM
Greg Proops’ pod-race announcer from ‘SW Episode 1 Phantom Menace'

THAT WAS GREG PROOPS?!

"I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3TZAL3ALw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3TZAL3ALw)
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Post by: buffcoat on April 29, 2015, 09:43:13 AM
Sickening.
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Post by: myrna loy on April 29, 2015, 01:30:55 PM
Captain Janeway
Garfield the cat
the Where's The Beef lady
Alf and/or E.T.
I Don't Know from the Family Circus
Frito, Joe's lawyer in Idocracy (or Brawndo if companies count as characters)
the Ticktockman
Screech
Bueno Excellente AND Dogwelder
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Post by: AnniefromKS on April 30, 2015, 11:30:44 AM
King Ralph
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Post by: Mike Desert on April 30, 2015, 11:59:01 AM
Mr. Belvedere

Mr. Belvedere Full Opening September 1989 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IUSSrldd0U#)
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Eric Fishlegs on May 02, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Captain Janeway
Garfield the cat
the Where's The Beef lady
Alf and/or E.T.
I Don't Know from the Family Circus
Frito, Joe's lawyer in Idocracy (or Brawndo if companies count as characters)
the Ticktockman
Screech
Bueno Excellente AND Dogwelder

Dogwelder? We've gone too far here.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: TrapNeuterReturn on May 04, 2015, 12:11:31 AM
Billy Chrystal's Jazz Man
Al Jolson's Blackface Jazz Man
C. Thomas Howell's Blackface Soulman
Borat
Kamala the Ugandan Giant
Ali G
Jar Jar Binks
Juan Epstein
Fred Astaire as Bojangles
Old Black Betty from the RamJam song
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: erg79 on May 04, 2015, 03:02:13 PM
Greg Proops’ pod-race announcer from ‘SW Episode 1 Phantom Menace'

THAT WAS GREG PROOPS?!

"I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3TZAL3ALw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3TZAL3ALw)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fodesinbeed_Annodue (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fodesinbeed_Annodue)

They actually had him wear makeup in an attempt to make it only part-CGI.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on May 04, 2015, 05:16:20 PM
Greg Proops’ pod-race announcer from ‘SW Episode 1 Phantom Menace'

THAT WAS GREG PROOPS?!

"I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3TZAL3ALw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3TZAL3ALw)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fodesinbeed_Annodue (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fodesinbeed_Annodue)

They actually had him wear makeup in an attempt to make it only part-CGI.

his episode of I Was There Too is all about this. It's really fascinating.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: JeffertonFromTX on May 05, 2015, 01:39:34 PM
SUBSCRIBED.
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Post by: gravy boat on May 05, 2015, 02:22:03 PM
Robert Langdon, fictional hero of the DaVinci Code books. 

From wikipedia:  Robert Langdon, born in Exeter, New Hampshire, United States, is described as looking like "Harrison Ford in Harris tweed", with his standard attire being a turtleneck, Harris Tweed jacket, khakis, and collegiate cordovan loafers, which he wears to all instances, from lectures to social events. A frequently referred to accessory is his Mickey Mouse watch, a gift from his parents on his ninth birthday. He drives an automatic Saab 900S. Langdon was a diver at Phillips Exeter Academy in prep school and played water polo at Princeton University where he went for college.
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Post by: buffcoat on May 05, 2015, 02:56:06 PM
I fervently believe that the last thing Dan Brown does before he turns in a new Robert Langdon book is do a find-and-replace of "Dan Brown" with "Robert Langdon." To the point where I look for "Dan Brwon" on each new page.


"All the hot French women wanted to get with Dan Brown because he had such thick, wavy, luxurious long hair."
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Post by: Krokodil_Gena on May 10, 2015, 12:20:04 AM
Please add "the Trade Federation delegates" to the Star Wars list. Maybe Jar-Jar Binks is too on-the-nose for this list, but he deserves consideration.

Were there any races (other than the obvious) that George Lucas didn't go after? Without, I think, even understanding that he was going after them, which somehow makes it worse.

What about Watto, the flying blue pawnbroker/junk shop guy? He's either Palestinian, Lebanese, Mizrahi or Sephardic Jewish, but he makes all of them look bad.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: agent_jimmy on May 11, 2015, 12:56:14 PM
Any characters from any Frank Zappa song. I'm looking at you Dinah Moe Humm.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on May 13, 2015, 12:00:52 AM
Any characters from any Frank Zappa song. I'm looking at you Dinah Moe Humm.

More of a fan of her sister?
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: agent_jimmy on May 21, 2015, 01:18:04 PM
Any characters from any Frank Zappa song. I'm looking at you Dinah Moe Humm.

More of a fan of her sister?

I've jettisoned most of the frank zappa knowledge I had in my brain. remind me who was her sister?
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Post by: cavorting with nudists on June 02, 2015, 09:03:37 PM
I assume Froggie from "Froggie Went A-Courtin" is a given.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on June 03, 2015, 09:30:15 AM
Only if Jerimiah the bullfrog is included
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Post by: Crusherkc on June 03, 2015, 02:32:59 PM
For callous disregard of human and dinosaur life: John Hammond

(http://www.jplegacy.org/jpencyclopedia/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hammond_1.png)
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Post by: wynattbearp on June 20, 2015, 09:12:58 AM
Stephanie (the female lead) from Saturday Night Fever
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Post by: peter falk on June 20, 2015, 09:48:21 PM
The secretary played by Henry Rollins in 'Heat.'
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Post by: Mike Desert on June 21, 2015, 06:30:22 PM
Michael Keaton as Jack Frost
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 22, 2015, 08:27:02 AM
I honestly don't know if Box from Logan's Run deserves to go in the Best list or the Worst list. Every line out of his mouth is quotable, but probably for the wrong reasons.

(http://www.jeffbots.com/logansrun1.jpg)
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Post by: peter falk on June 22, 2015, 12:13:29 PM
Mad Man.

Howie Mandel's monster in Little Monsters.

Everything Josh Gad.

Eddie Moscone from Midnight Run.
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Post by: John Junk on June 23, 2015, 02:00:22 PM
The girlfriend in Caddyshack.

(https://rockmovieproject.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/caddyshack.jpg)
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Post by: Carver on June 23, 2015, 05:34:28 PM
The Ramones from the CBGB movie.  Meets fiction standard pretty sure.

(http://s3.postimg.org/6ndc749s3/ramonescbgb.jpg)
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Post by: JesseFromVegas on June 23, 2015, 05:47:20 PM
Every single character in the film Nothing But Trouble
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Post by: Mike Desert on June 23, 2015, 05:56:07 PM
I'd add Billy Madison, but for some reason people really love that movie...

excuse me, "film".

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Post by: lauraaaaaak on June 23, 2015, 06:23:03 PM
Chris Gaines aka Garth Brooks

Ziggy Sobotka from the Wire

Ross Gellar (Also Ben and Emma Gellar) from Friends

Mickey from Seinfeld

And everyone on The Big Bang Theory



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Post by: Crusherkc on June 23, 2015, 07:44:23 PM
(http://shebloggedbynight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mitchell3.jpg)

Haven't seen this since MST3K in the 90s but it all came back to me with this from imdb quotes:


Quote
Child: My mother doesn't like you.
Mitchell: Well, I don't like your mother.
Child: Why not?
Mitchell: Why not?
Child: No, why not?
Mitchell: No, why not?
Child: Why are your repeating what I say?
Mitchell: Why are your repeating what I say?
Child: I'm not.
Mitchell: Well, I'm not.
Child: You are.
Mitchell: Buzz off.
Child: What?
Mitchell: What?
Child: What did you say?
Mitchell: What did you say?
Child: Did you say something?
Mitchell: Did you say something?
Child: You said buzz off.
Mitchell: You're lying through your teeth.
Child: You're lying through your teeth!
Mitchell: Buzz off, huh?
Child: Buzz off!
Mitchell: Buzz off, kid!

Ugh.
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Post by: The Old Paints on June 23, 2015, 09:25:11 PM
Billy Crystal as Mime #1 in This Is Spinal Tap "Mime is money."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 23, 2015, 10:42:41 PM
Every single character in the film Nothing But Trouble

I support this 100%.

On a related note: Doctor Detroit. Has that already been mentioned?
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Post by: justinmh05 on June 23, 2015, 11:00:13 PM
Aimee Mann's mean boyfriend in the ORIGINAL 'Voices Carry' video.
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Post by: Mike Desert on June 24, 2015, 02:58:14 AM


Every single character in the film Nothing But Trouble

I support this 100%.

On a related note: Doctor Detroit. Has that already been mentioned?

Ha, yeah I started this thread with Dr Detroit
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 24, 2015, 08:23:20 AM


Every single character in the film Nothing But Trouble

I support this 100%.

On a related note: Doctor Detroit. Has that already been mentioned?

Ha, yeah I started this thread with Dr Detroit

Oops. Good call, Mike.
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Post by: eric123 on June 24, 2015, 11:13:50 AM
Did anyone suggest Problem Child?
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Post by: JesseFromVegas on June 24, 2015, 09:25:18 PM
Every single character in Caddyshack 2
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Post by: Krokodil_Gena on June 24, 2015, 10:54:06 PM
The girlfriend in Caddyshack.

(https://rockmovieproject.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/caddyshack.jpg)

Then you are the luckiest person in the world because the work print of the movie was around four hours long, and Orion cut it down to ninety-eight minutes, so they favored the Bill Murray/Chevy Chase/Ted Knight/Rodney Dangerfield material over the caddies....which means they cut out how she is an exchange student from Ireland.
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Post by: Steeley Chris on June 25, 2015, 12:05:49 AM
Aimee Mann's mean boyfriend in the ORIGINAL 'Voices Carry' video.
YES!!!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-86H-G7__eP0/UFkWHZSjPhI/AAAAAAABgZc/Nk3JeFYkWZc/s1600/vc.png)
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Post by: Mike Desert on June 25, 2015, 12:35:18 PM
The girlfriend in Caddyshack.

(https://rockmovieproject.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/caddyshack.jpg)

http://bobbyderailed.blogspot.com/2007/01/sarah-smiles.html (http://bobbyderailed.blogspot.com/2007/01/sarah-smiles.html)
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Post by: Krokodil_Gena on July 08, 2015, 01:31:26 AM
So number 2 was "Timer" 1 from the "Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese" ABC-TV interstitial. What were the others?

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_for_Timer
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on July 09, 2015, 03:16:42 PM
I don't know if anyone mentioned it, but what about "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"?
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Post by: kouzie on July 09, 2015, 04:19:56 PM
So number 2 was "Timer" 1 from the "Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese" ABC-TV interstitial. What were the others?

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_for_Timer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_for_Timer)

There were a few I remember. Here's a nice recap:
http://blog.paxholley.net/2009/06/09/abcs-awesome-saturday-morning-cartoon-psas/ (http://blog.paxholley.net/2009/06/09/abcs-awesome-saturday-morning-cartoon-psas/)
(http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo355/kouzie/timer1_zpsyntor8oh.jpg)
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Post by: buffcoat on July 09, 2015, 04:47:44 PM
I remember him well and he was awful.
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Post by: Krokodil_Gena on July 09, 2015, 09:26:12 PM
So number 2 was "Timer" 1 from the "Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese" ABC-TV interstitial. What were the others?

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_for_Timer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_for_Timer)

There were a few I remember. Here's a nice recap:
http://blog.paxholley.net/2009/06/09/abcs-awesome-saturday-morning-cartoon-psas/ (http://blog.paxholley.net/2009/06/09/abcs-awesome-saturday-morning-cartoon-psas/)
(http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo355/kouzie/timer1_zpsyntor8oh.jpg)

You misconstrue; I was talking about the list of 100 worst. Who is on it where? How many characters are on it so far?
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Post by: Mike Desert on July 09, 2015, 11:06:57 PM
I'm 43. I liked Timer. I liked Interplanet Janet, all those things.  I didn't like the king of england in the school house rock ones though,  his teeth creeped me out.

The guy in the body suit really disturbed me though.  He'd be in my top 100, even though he was just teaching about nutrition and good things like that. ..of course nutrition back then was cheese wheels and tuna casserole
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Post by: buffcoat on July 10, 2015, 03:59:27 PM
Slim Goodbody.
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Post by: nrt4 on July 11, 2015, 11:03:37 PM
I want the next Top 100 to be the "100 Worst Out of Context Lyrics," just to get Mike or Tom say "Suckin' on a chilidog," from Jack and Diane.
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Post by: Mike Desert on July 13, 2015, 01:24:43 PM
I prefer "See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top, with the pedal pushers, suckin' on a soda pop"
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Post by: Krokodil_Gena on July 13, 2015, 02:29:07 PM
"....Where you'll kiss ass or crack....." 

"Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot...." chanted over and over is also crazy out of context.
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Post by: AllSussedOut on July 14, 2015, 08:55:00 PM
"Making love to his tonic and gin."

Hoo boy.
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Post by: Epic Soundtracks on July 14, 2015, 09:14:14 PM
I'm looking forward to Mike's "100 Most Depressing Characters"
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Post by: Chooch on July 26, 2015, 06:39:19 PM
Is it too late to add Captain Jack to the list? Although I love hearing tom give him the business, boy is his whole sea-faring shtick awful...
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 27, 2015, 09:36:48 AM
I'm looking forward to Mike's "100 Most Depressing Characters"

Agreed. While the kids from the Trix commercials made the Worst 100, the rabbit from the Trix commercials needs to make the Depressing 100.
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Post by: agent_jimmy on July 27, 2015, 01:06:34 PM
Is it too late to add Captain Jack to the list? Although I love hearing tom give him the business, boy is his whole sea-faring shtick awful...

I think Louie The Liverpudlian or Sea-Faring Willis would make a better candidate. ugh. that guy was the wooooorst.
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Post by: Tom Scharpling on August 02, 2015, 09:58:40 PM
Sorry for the delay on this!

Thanks!

Tom.

WORST 100 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME LIST (revised 8/1/15)

1.   Jerry Seinfeld from SEINFELD
2.   Billy Crystal’s “Jazz Man” character
3.   Johnny Rock from SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL
4.   The cast of SONS OF ANARCHY
5.   Baby from DINOSAURS
6.   Ariel from THE LITTLE MERMAID
7.   Chris Tucker from THE FIFTH ELEMENT
8.   Damone from FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
9.   The Boston Celtics mascot
10.   The Pina Colada Couple from “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)”
11.   Bob Zmuda as Tony Clifton
12.   Rudy from RUDY
13.   Quentin Tarantino’s character from PULP FICTION
14.   C-3PO
15.   The Passenger in the “Sonic Guys” commercials
16.   Luke from GENERAL HOSPITAL
17.   Aqualung from “Aqualung”
18.   Marty Fankhauser from CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
19.   Clippy, The Microsoft Word Paperclip
20.   Les from HARDCORE PAWN
21.   Mickey Rooney from BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
22.   Long Duck Dong from SIXTEEN CANDLES
23.   Harling Mays (John Goodman) from FLIGHT
24.   Guy Noir from A PRARIE HOME COMPANION
25.   The E-Trade Baby
26.   Kevin Morton from PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
27.   Thorny from OZZIE AND HARRIET
28.   Dave from “Alvin and the Chipmunks” (any version)
29.   Stifler from AMERICAN PIE
30.   Joe Camel from Camel cigarettes
31.   Sylvester P. Smythe from CRACKED MAGAZINE
32.   Carfax Carfox from Carfax commercials
33.   Time For Timer, The “Hankerin’ For A Hunk Of Cheese” character.
34.   The Hatchet Man, from the Insane Clown Posse Logo
35.   Barry The Bee from BEE MOVIE
36.   Darla Marks (Parker Posey) from DAZED AND CONFUSED
37.   Andrew Largeman (Zach Braff) from GARDEN STATE
38.   Silent Bob from the Kevin Smith Askewniverse
39.   Cliff Paul from State Farm commercials
40.   Richie Rich
41.   Quagmire from FAMILY GUY
42.   The California Raisins
43.   Shaving Cream guy from the song “Shaving Cream”
44.   The Six Flags Guy
45.   Pepe Le Pew
46.   The Great Gazoo
47.   ET
48.   Cotton Eyed Joe from the song “Cotton Eyed Joe”
49.   Father Phil from THE SOPRANOS
50.   The Grateful Dead Dancing Bears
51.   The Turtles from the Grateful Dead’s TERRAPIN STATION album
52.   Cows from the Chick-Fil-A Ads
53.   Capt. Bayonne
54.   Major Dad from MAJOR DAD
55.   Guy smashing the ice cream cone on his head from Grateful Dead’s EUROPE ‘72
56.   Mickey Mouse
57.   Shia LaBeouf from INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
58.   Frasier Crane from FRASIER
59.   Chet from WEIRD SCIENCE
60.   Fake SPACE JAM Michael Jordan
61.   Seth from HARDCORE PAWN
62.   The Mucinex Blob from the Mucinex commercials
63.   Doug Stamper from HOUSE OF CARDS
64.   Iron Jay from THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO
65.   Mac Tonight from McDonald’s commercials
66.   Mickey from SEINFELD
67.   The Charmin Bears from Charmin commercials
68.   Ken from STREET FIGHTER
69.   Billy Mack from “Take The Money And Run”
70.   The General from The General commercials
71.   Lois from GOODFELLAS
72.   Ed Wilson (Rodney Dangerfield) from NATURAL BORN KILLERS
73.   Watto from STAR WARS
74.   Chris Gaines
75.   Ronald McDonald
76.   Mr. Smith
77.   The Guitarist from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
78.   The Driver in “The Sonic Guys” commercials
79.   The Judge from the Bob Dylan song “Joey”
80.   Jim from THE OFFICE
81.   Q from STAR TREK
82.   Terence McDonagh from BAD LIEUTENANT
83.   The Noid from Domino’s commercials
84.   Matter-Eater Lad
85.   Batman from BATMAN (all versions)
86.   The Kids in the Trix cereal commercials
87.   Ashley from HARDCORE PAWN
88.   Bud Bundy from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN
89.   Spuds MacKenzie from Budweiser commercials
90.   Jon Cryer’s character from TWO AND A HALF MEN
91.   Maxwell The GEICO Pig
92.   Millionaire Hobo (a famous Los Angeles musician look)
93.   Sling Blade (Billy Bob Thornton) from SLING BLADE
94.   The Lawnmower Man from THE LAWNMOWER MAN
95.   The Ernie Statue from SESAME STREET
96.   The Pillsbury Dough Boy from Pillsbury commercials
97.   Virginia from the Train song “Meet Virginia”
98.   Vacation Jason from THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW
99. Ziggy from ZIGGY
100. The Pure Prairie League album cover mascot
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: ScottT on August 03, 2015, 07:36:29 AM
This would make a great set of trading cards (Kickstarter anyone?!). All it needs is one artist (to draw) each card and someone to write the stats on an annoying index, etc., for the backs of the cards.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Nicholas Tanek on August 03, 2015, 11:56:11 AM
I think Vacation Jason from the Chris Gethard Show should be higher on the list, but he would probably like it.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on August 03, 2015, 12:21:25 PM
Was Jar Jar Binks skipped because he was too obvious?

Also, I think Matthew Barney's goat man from The Cremaster Cycle should be in there somewhere. Alas, the phone lines were jammed and I could not get through.
(http://dryden.eastmanhouse.org/media/cremaster4.jpg)
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: DadHasADD on August 04, 2015, 11:02:12 AM
Sorry for the delay on this!

Thanks!

Tom.

WORST 100 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME LIST (revised 8/1/15)

...
35.   Barry The Bee from BEE MOVIE

One detail that I think will help justify him being this high on the list: His name is actually Barry B. Benson. Get it? His initials are all Bs and HE'S a bee. Oh, the whimsy!
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Crusherkc on August 04, 2015, 12:07:00 PM
Was Jar Jar Binks skipped because he was too obvious?

Also, I think Matthew Barney's goat man from The Cremaster Cycle should be in there somewhere. Alas, the phone lines were jammed and I could not get through.
(http://dryden.eastmanhouse.org/media/cremaster4.jpg)

Good call on 'Goat Man'.  The list could've used a 'Goat Boy' or any representation from SNL.

JJ Binks must've been too obvious. So many from the SW world to choose from: Luke Skywalker, Fode & Beed, Lobot...
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on August 05, 2015, 11:24:13 AM
For some reason I woke up this morning thinking of George Burns as God in those horrible movies and thought he should make the list
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: mostlymeat on August 05, 2015, 04:02:21 PM
For some reason I woke up this morning thinking of George Burns as God in those horrible movies and thought he should make the list

Are they horrible? I've been meaning to make my kids watch them cuz I was a fan as a boy but I have no idea how they'll hold up.  I figured since they are already big John Denver fans it'll be a HOME RUN but who knows.

I'm probably not alone in the Best Show Middle Age Dad Who For Some Reason Loved Late-Late Period George Burns Movies As a Boy group.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on August 05, 2015, 05:59:18 PM
For some reason I woke up this morning thinking of George Burns as God in those horrible movies and thought he should make the list

Are they horrible? I've been meaning to make my kids watch them cuz I was a fan as a boy but I have no idea how they'll hold up.  I figured since they are already big John Denver fans it'll be a HOME RUN but who knows.

I'm probably not alone in the Best Show Middle Age Dad Who For Some Reason Loved Late-Late Period George Burns Movies As a Boy group.

I liked them as a kid even though I wasn't a church-goer type, but they're pretty painful to watch as an adult. That one other movie with George Burns and Brooke Shields was especially bad too.
Speaking of which, I started rewatching the Blue Lagoon a couple years ago...talk about uncomfortable adult viewing..eesh
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: cathairshirt on August 11, 2015, 10:35:44 PM
William Defoe's character "Raven" in Streets Of Fire wearing his leather overalls or in sledgehammer fight.

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Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: hatmoose on August 12, 2015, 02:13:35 PM
William Defoe's character "Raven" in Streets Of Fire wearing his leather overalls or in sledgehammer fight.
nah that's best 100, come on. look at that dude. he's rugged
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: cathairshirt on August 12, 2015, 11:22:20 PM
You may be right, he was probably the best thing in that movie.
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on August 27, 2015, 07:11:58 PM
Just realized - how come Fat Mike's "Cokie the Clown" didn't make the list??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcChJCrPtwI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcChJCrPtwI)
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: erg79 on October 22, 2015, 03:05:12 PM
Now that I know about this, I would have put this kid forward. It possibly would only make one of Mike's lists, though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFvb3WKISk&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFvb3WKISk&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: Mike Desert on October 26, 2015, 06:29:36 PM
I almost forgot

The Pest, 1997 theatrical trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZlZxtNll8#)
Title: Re: will there ever be a worst 100?
Post by: buffcoat on October 26, 2015, 08:55:38 PM
On rare... somewhat rare occasions I acquire and intense and lasting hatred for a movie based solely on the poster.

The Pest is the archetypal film of this kind for me.