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Title: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: Jixby Phillips on February 15, 2016, 06:38:31 PM

How do people meet their maker in Newbridge? This can include threats of deaths that never occurred.

LETS MAKE A LIST! Mostly I'm looking for direct references to the show that can be summed up in one line. Such as:

Getting Sajacked
Barging
Overdosing on Emerald Nightmare
Exsanguination
Getting Sealed in a Bronzed Box

But feel free to get more creative as we go. We have to get to a million or else I won't collect my billion dollar inheritance.

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: WesleyfromLondon on February 15, 2016, 06:59:14 PM

Self Laser-whipping
Hot-tub scalding
Lasered by son's hoverboard
Tiny-hat-based bullying leading to bike suicide
Popped by Power Pop Pop Pop's Power Popper
El Chapo's Wrath
Ghost Viking Vengeance

There's a bunch that are on the tip of my tongue but I just can't fully remember

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: rinehart on February 16, 2016, 09:08:18 AM

Playing Mount Everest with Mother 13

Does that count or is it too broad?

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: Bridgey on February 16, 2016, 11:20:59 AM

Attempted deathods:

Timmy von Trimble climbing inside you with a pin
Plumbers lacing rock biographers water supplies with acid of both kinds

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: Jixby Phillips on February 17, 2016, 02:55:11 AM

These are beautiful, bless you everyone

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on February 17, 2016, 01:18:09 PM

There was the threat of being forced to eat a lawnmower.

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: Krokodil_Gena on February 17, 2016, 09:19:45 PM

That time Philly Boy Roy was stabbed by that evil statue (but he survived, somehow.)

Wasn't somebody eaten by a Doodleboop in the woods?

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: frank_lee on February 19, 2016, 12:40:55 AM

Wearing a car

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: JesseFromVegas on February 23, 2016, 08:58:21 PM

Death by rattlesnake bite at Thai wedding
Torn limb from limb by some sort of half animal part party machine

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: leeharveyosmond on February 24, 2016, 12:25:33 AM

Threatened with having a giant block of ice dropped on your house

Kidnapping the guitarist from Black Crowes and forcing him to live out the rest of his life on a desert island while you replace and impersonate him

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: buffcoat on February 24, 2016, 07:33:06 AM

Jesse Camp steals your show.

Title: Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
Post by: rinehart on February 24, 2016, 01:13:04 PM

Numerous haunch whippings