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Title: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: Sarah on July 18, 2007, 09:56:09 AM

It just hit me what I could have said during a call last night:  I still can't decide on someone with whom I wouldn't want to share a foxhole or flee through a swamp, but I sure as hell would pity anyone who was doing the latter with me.  FOT, if any of you ever has the misfortune of being handcuffed to me in such a situation, you have my permission to hack off my hand (or chew through my wrist, if you lack a knife) so that you'll have a chance.  In a foxhole, however, I think I'd probably be aces.  Sedentary crisis I'm good at.

Title: Re: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: Josh on July 18, 2007, 09:37:58 PM

You sell yourself short. Thinking of your dog's separation anxiety (and its accompanying feces-based redecoration of your humble abode) would propel you through those swampy marshes at speeds you hadn't previously imagined.

Title: Re: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: Sarah on July 19, 2007, 12:08:18 PM

You don't know me as well as you think, Josh.  Perhaps my wide apathetic streak doesn't show up clearly here and in the chat.

Title: Re: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: Mainiac FOT on July 19, 2007, 04:18:54 PM

C'mon Sarah, your apathy could actually be a GOOD thing if you were in the bayou; remember all those experts who advise you stay put when you're lost.

Title: Re: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: LostInReno on July 20, 2007, 12:51:33 AM

Would not want to be stuck with Kathy Griffith

(http://www.voanews.com/english/images/tv_3aug06_Kathy-Griffith_15.jpg)

Title: Re: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on July 20, 2007, 07:16:45 AM

Or this factory wrapped douche...

(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2007-04/13/xin_25040413085940719253124.jpg)

Title: Re: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: Sarah on July 20, 2007, 09:02:03 AM

Quote from: Mainiac FOT on July 19, 2007, 04:18:54 PM

remember all those experts who advise you stay put when you're lost.

Ah, but I was imagining an escape scenario, à la The Defiant Ones.

Title: Re: Of foxholes and bayous
Post by: Mainiac FOT on July 20, 2007, 09:21:43 AM

The Defiant Ones; yep, you got me there.