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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dorvid Barnas on August 22, 2007, 09:03:09 PM
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I'm glad Tom mentioned geosense last night. That game is FUN. Embarassment has to be a part of it, especially when you, say, fail to identify the country from which most of your ancestors hail. Or when someone beats you on your own home-state.
But it's quick, educational, and a lovely way to spend the music break.
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fun!
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So a fellow by the name of "monster cock" asks me my "ASL" about twenty times. In response to his queries, I finally give up and tell him I'm a 14 year old boy living in the Philippines. Apparently the word "gay" is considered offensive by Geosense chat filters, but "monster cock" is A-OK. I'm changing my user name is gaping pussy*.
*No, I'm not. I'm changing it to distended asshole.
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Call me confused but what is "ASL"?
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Age, Sex, ????
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Location
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I feel terrible for the women of the world, always being hit on by these schmoes - online, in real life, and as they walk past construction sites.
Although, sometimes I kinda wish there were some lady construction workers - I need constructive feedback on my ensembles!
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Yeah, so I apparently have a lifetime membership to an altporn website that is not SuicideGirls thanks to the editorial staff. I get this message from this dude totally hitting on me, saying my pics are hot (they're not -- totally innocent, not provocative at all). I haven't posted on that website in about two years. I didn't even know I still had a membership, since I'm not paying for it. What the fuck? There are hot naked ladies to be harrassed. Go bother Darenzia or something. Jesus.
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I get this message from this dude totally hitting on me, saying my pics are hot.
Two questions:
1)What pictures?
2)Show me the pictures.
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I get this message from this dude totally hitting on me, saying my pics are hot.
Two questions:
1)What pictures?
2)Show me the pictures.
I think it's a picture of me wearing a WWF Rockers tee shirt I had when I was a kid and Ultimate Warrior facepaint. There might be a cleavagey profile pic also, but come on. Who are you going to hit on? Hot naked goths? Or me? Seriously.
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I've only "hit on" (loathe that expression) one person via the internet, and it ended poorly, so I'll be striking out face-to-face from now on.
I was having fun messing with those geosense toilet-talk chatters, though.
"Know what really gets me hard? Knowing where Bolivia is."
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It gives me comfort to know that some horny Internet trolls care about geography.
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It gives me comfort to know that some horny Internet trolls care about geography.
In a recent study, horny internet trolls scored 20% better on geography exams than American High School students.
Geosense really is fun, though I had to bail - I could feel myself getting obsessed and I'd like to at least pretend to get some work done while listening to TBSOWFMU.
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I got stomped by one person 10-0 and then beat the next person 9-1. I did a little better the second time, but that first person was getting within 200km for random cities in India and Brazil. I just click in the middle or on the coast. What the hell.
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i lost 7-3 last night. but it wasn't really that close. her average km off was about 700, and mine was over 2,000.
if you ever see me in there, challenge me. you'll win.
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I played again last night, and monster cock was also there. Upon entering a game with him, he asked me, "r u horny"? I told him that the "be available" option indicates I am available for an educational geography game, not for cyber sex.
I hope Chris Hansen takes this guy down.
Speaking of Chris Hansen, the AIM name for this one guy was, "May I Anally Rape You."
"It's going to hurt, and you may bleed a bit lol." Seriously, this guy finished every sentence with "lol." That gave me truly epic lulz.
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I played again last night, and monster cock was also there. Upon entering a game with him, he asked me, "r u horny"? I told him that the "be available" option indicates I am available for an educational geography game, not for cyber sex.
I hope Chris Hansen takes this guy down.
Speaking of Chris Hansen, the AIM name for this one guy was, "May I Anally Rape You."
"It's going to hurt, and you may bleed a bit lol." Seriously, this guy finished every sentence with "lol." That gave me truly epic lulz.
You should remind "Mr. May I" that questions end in question marks.
Cyber sex, especially with strangers, has got to be so boring. Sex with a disembodied stranger's voice on the phone sounds depressing enough, but TYPING to a stranger?
Seriously - the Michael Hutchence route benefits EVERYBODY. "Monster Cock" gets his extraordinary sexual experience, and the rest of us are protected from his company for good.
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I did not have the pleasure of chatting with Mr. May I Anally Rape You [sic]. That was Chris Hansen and the fine folks at Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator."
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I think he deserves credit for asking. And using "may."
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I think he deserves credit for asking. And using "may."
Yes, "'Can' I Anally Rape You" would have been a worse sin than the original name.
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Doesn't the answer to that question HAVE to be 'no'?
If one answers "yes", is it still rape?
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Obviously, Mr. monster cock is a complicated fellow. The absence of a question mark implies yet more ambiguity.
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Sarah, Monster Cock is a weirdo who gets off on geography. Chris Hansen has not caught him yet. May I Anally Rape You was featured on To Catch a Predator. He's caught.
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Sarah, Monster Cock is a weirdo who gets off on geography.
See? Complicated.
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I think he deserves credit for asking. And using "may."
Yes, "'Can' I Anally Rape You" would have been a worse sin than the original name.
The correct response to Mr. Can I Anally Rape You is to introduce oneself as Mr./Ms. I Don't Know If You Can But You Certainly May NOT.
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I feel terrible for the women of the world, always being hit on by these schmoes - online, in real life, and as they walk past construction sites.
Although, sometimes I kinda wish there were some lady construction workers - I need constructive feedback on my ensembles!
I have the film for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIW9iRMSqY
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Which one of you chuckleheads signed up with the name analrapeyou?
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I feel terrible for the women of the world, always being hit on by these schmoes - online, in real life, and as they walk past construction sites.
Although, sometimes I kinda wish there were some lady construction workers - I need constructive feedback on my ensembles!
I have the film for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIW9iRMSqY
Pretty cool stuff.
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Wow! Geosense's star sure waned, didn't it? Given that, none of you may be interested in this (http://minijuegos.com/juegos/html/index.php?id=5974) geography game. But here it is even so. The map is tiny, but the game asks one to place landmarks not just capitals, which makes it sort of fun.
I sucked, needless to say. Geography just isn't one of my long suits.
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http://www.mapmsg.com/games/statetris/usa/ (http://www.mapmsg.com/games/statetris/usa/)
State Tetris!
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I know I probably waited way too long to get hooked on geosense, but if anybody still plays and ever wants to go toe to toe....
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Oh snap. Someone just signed onto Geosense with the sobriquet "LETSFUCK." I said, "Oh great, LETSFUCK is here. The party has officially started." I got booted from Geosense for 90 minutes! I was just saying a friendly hello. Jeez Louise!
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ok, who broke geosense?
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Apparently, politeness is discouraged over at www.geosense.net.