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Title: Holy Moly, Marty Balin's Website Really Stinks.
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 26, 2007, 06:14:49 PM
So Gaylord Fields and Pseu Braun were just talking about the awful Marty Balin video for "Hearts", which subsequently lead me to his official website. Man, it is all kinds of awful. Now, I know that some of these folks have fallen a few pegs on the fame ladder, but you think they could pony up the dough to have someone build them a respectable web presence.

I can see why Tom called Marty Balin getting smashed in the face one of the highlights of Altamont

The Rocky of Rock & Roll (http://www.jbppresentsmartybalin.com/)

The Offending Video. Proceed with Caution.

[youtube=425,350]1h-jzd_SRhY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Holy Moly, Marty Balin's Website Really Stinks.
Post by: John Junk on August 26, 2007, 10:57:13 PM
worst. soft-porn. ever.
Title: Re: Holy Moly, Marty Balin's Website Really Stinks.
Post by: Ason on August 27, 2007, 12:53:14 AM
I thought this was about that deaf acttress
Title: Re: Holy Moly, Marty Balin's Website Really Stinks.
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on August 27, 2007, 02:11:52 AM
Quote from: KickTheBobo v.2.1 Beta on August 26, 2007, 06:14:49 PM
The Rocky of Rock & Roll (http://www.jbppresentsmartybalin.com/)
My favorite part?
The webmaster has a "studio" called "The Studio."
Title: Re: Holy Moly, Marty Balin's Website Really Stinks.
Post by: buffcoat on August 27, 2007, 10:10:30 AM
Not to mention what a jerk Marty was to Reggie Monroe at the Newbridge Fair.
Title: Re: Holy Moly, Marty Balin's Website Really Stinks.
Post by: Stan on August 27, 2007, 10:41:54 AM
Oy vey.

 I  didn't make it past Marty dialing Marcel Marceau's phone on the wall. Please pull the car over Marty and patiently wait for death's sweet embrace.
Title: Re: Holy Moly, Marty Balin's Website Really Stinks.
Post by: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 11:06:45 AM
I thought the groping of the posters was very tasteful.