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The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: KickTheBobo on September 10, 2007, 07:45:43 PM

Title: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: KickTheBobo on September 10, 2007, 07:45:43 PM: Man, I can't wait for this to go down.

Now, don't get me wrong, I am a die-hard DFK fan, but you've got to admit, Jimmy brought the sweet-tea-and-string-tie charm last week. Do you think this scrappy young contender has what it takes to go all the way?

(http://kickthebobo.com//dave_versus_jim.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Omar on September 10, 2007, 07:55:30 PM: I'm betting every penny I have on Dave from Knoxville. When Jimmy goes down in defeat, he should be required to get the following phrase tattooed on his arm: "Jimmy, Newbridge was just a läff."

Maybe Henry Owings could serve as the referee, dispensing BC Powder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BC_Powder), green stamps, and advance copies of the new Les Savy Fav LP.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: TL on September 10, 2007, 08:02:02 PM: Oh yeah? Well my gun totin', laudanum addicted, Irish woman friend and I will be taking OUR evening's entertainment down at the cyclorama instead!
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: buffcoat on September 10, 2007, 09:23:00 PM: I prefer the Camera Obscura for my entertainment drachma, although I did faint when first I saw the godless doppelgangers of my fellow townsfolk.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Ason on September 11, 2007, 01:30:37 AM: As senator Charles Sumner learned

(http://medicolegal.tripod.com/sumner-assault.jpg)

Southern gentlemen don't play
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: John Junk on September 11, 2007, 01:46:52 AM: Fuck, no Irish? I can't go! Neither can Paul F. Tompkins. And he's the one dressed like Col. Sanders!
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: TL on September 11, 2007, 09:44:03 AM: Quote from: The John Junk on September 11, 2007, 01:46:52 AM
Fuck, no Irish? I can't go! Neither can Paul F. Tompkins. And he's the one dressed like Col. Sanders!

I hereby invite all Irish-folke to join said laudanum addicted lady and I at the first annual Critickall Mass Tall Velocipede ride!

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/SSPOD/superstock_3803-488815_b~The-Bicycle-Velocipede-Posters.jpg)

The horse and buggy have taken over the streets and gullies of Manhattan, and it's time we take them back!
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: senorcorazon on September 11, 2007, 09:48:37 AM: Quote from: The John Junk on September 11, 2007, 01:46:52 AM
Fuck, no Irish? I can't go! Neither can Paul F. Tompkins. And he's the one dressed like Col. Sanders!

No filthy Irish will be allowed in such a dignified pugilism contest -- they can wait outside sucking on cheap whiskey and attempting to fornicate with our good ladies.

Taunts in this match will include, "I do declare sir, your finery is inappropriate for a man of your stature! Attendant, fetch an ampule of morphine -- my consumption has returned."
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Chris L on September 11, 2007, 10:14:32 AM: To paraphrase Tom Nuttall from Deadwood, TL's bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt him smoke British cigarettes by choice.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Laurie on September 11, 2007, 10:27:10 AM: TL, can I bring my hoop and stick?
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Denim Gremlin on September 11, 2007, 01:30:50 PM: I hope the Newbridge Athletic Club has water access...

(http://cache.bordom.net/images/0e1ea1d53de63adbc926e78145f0743d.gif)
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Andy on September 11, 2007, 01:32:24 PM: oh god how I hate the Irish.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: dave from knoxville on September 11, 2007, 03:17:51 PM: I love you, KicktheBobo, this is only the third good thing that has happened to me this week.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: TL on September 11, 2007, 03:43:06 PM: Quote from: Andy on September 11, 2007, 01:32:24 PM
oh god how I hate the Irish.

What're you, Oliver Cromwell?? You are dead to me, Nativist Andy!
Next thing you know, you'll be telling me you hate ITALIANS, too!
Luckily for you, they won't be hitting these shores in numbers any time soon...
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: KickTheBobo on September 11, 2007, 04:33:25 PM: Quote from: dave from knoxville on September 11, 2007, 03:17:51 PM
I love you, KicktheBobo, this is only the third good thing that has happened to me this week.

ok, i'll bite:

buried treasure?
the best damn slice of pizza you've ever ate?
found that missing sock?
somehow grew an additional 2" (in height, you sickos)?
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 11, 2007, 04:46:17 PM: Guess I can't be there, either, but I'll be sure to tell the blacks and the dogs I know that they are still welcome.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Sarah on September 12, 2007, 01:24:40 PM: I frequently refer to my cats as "the blacks," so I took this to mean you'll be in touch with them and my dogs. Bandit must decline, of course, but the other three just might be interested.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: John Junk on September 12, 2007, 09:28:00 PM: Quote from: Sarah on September 12, 2007, 01:24:40 PM
I frequently refer to my cats as "the blacks," so I took this to mean you'll be in touch with them and my dogs.

This might be a habit worth breaking, even if you do live in Lubec.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Josh on September 12, 2007, 11:36:26 PM: Quote from: Sarah on September 12, 2007, 01:24:40 PM
I frequently refer to my cats as "the blacks," so I took this to mean you'll be in touch with them and my dogs.

I think in this case you mean "dogz" or "dawgs".
SARAH HAS A POSSE
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 13, 2007, 02:54:12 AM: (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9a/175px-Johnlydonbook.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Omar on September 14, 2007, 10:26:47 AM: Dave from Knoxville vs. Jay from Memphis (http://jayreatard.blogspot.com/2007/09/touring-touring-is-never-boring.html)?
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: JimmyKustes on September 16, 2007, 04:05:16 AM: I don't sound as southern as all that here.
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: dave from knoxville on September 16, 2007, 02:22:57 PM: I'm a lover, not a fighter

Quote from: Omar on September 14, 2007, 10:26:47 AM
Dave from Knoxville vs. Jay from Memphis (http://jayreatard.blogspot.com/2007/09/touring-touring-is-never-boring.html)?
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: LostInReno on September 17, 2007, 10:41:18 PM: I'd put my money on Dave from Knoxville
Title: Re: Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 18, 2007, 02:01:34 AM: Quote from: Omar on September 14, 2007, 10:26:47 AM
Dave from Knoxville vs. Jay from Memphis (http://jayreatard.blogspot.com/2007/09/touring-touring-is-never-boring.html)?

Dave from Knoxville backed by the <a href="http://www.myspace.com/bostonchinks">Boston Chinks</a> (assuming Jay from Memphis lets him hire them) would be a force of nature. Their myspace tagline is "Lou Rawls= Blue Balls," and I think we all know what they mean by "Blue."

If anybody happens to live somewhere where Jay Reatard is billed in the near future, do go see him. If he's still being backed by the BC's, your head will explode. Non-stop rock action.