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The Best Show on WFMU => Dear Tom => Topic started by: venison88 on September 11, 2007, 11:48:02 PM

Title: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 11, 2007, 11:48:02 PM
Hi Tom. A confession, this was the first time i remember tuning in to your show. Love it. And who used who? I just answered questions. I feel like a Clearasil pad after a fried chicken eating contest. lol. But like i siad, love the show. I'll be listening in more often.

Oh, and i'm not a psycopath. Only part of the time. I just had a good life, so i'm a happy person. And again, sorry for using the word pissed. Been hearing so much on over air media these days, you dont know what you can or cant say anymore. I'm so confused.  Again, my apologies.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 12, 2007, 07:47:45 AM
Everyone used everyone.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 12, 2007, 08:04:54 AM
We're a bunch of users here. It's like The Wire.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: buffcoat on September 12, 2007, 09:20:15 AM
I'm still scared.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Josh on September 12, 2007, 10:07:45 AM
Three calls in a year ain't bad, Clark(e?), even if they were all in one episode. I for one await your return in '08, which will be right around election time.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Mason on September 12, 2007, 11:08:26 AM
Three calls in a year ain't bad, Clark(e?), even if they were all in one episode. I for one await your return in '08, which will be right around election time.

Funny you say that. I was sure there was some character work going on. I was expecting the call to end with "...I'd like to announce...my candidacy...for the Newbridge mayoral election"
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on September 12, 2007, 01:11:06 PM
Three calls in a year ain't bad, Clark(e?), even if they were all in one episode. I for one await your return in '08, which will be right around election time.

Funny you say that. I was sure there was some character work going on. I was expecting the call to end with "...I'd like to announce...my candidacy...for the Newbridge mayoral election"

it's mayubinatorial
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Sarah on September 12, 2007, 01:13:09 PM
it's mayubernatorial
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 12, 2007, 01:19:52 PM
Clarke, I just thought you should know that someone found your Venison Stew website quite easily. It's the first result when you search for "Venison Stew podcast." We did not need luck searching for it.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Mason on September 12, 2007, 01:26:09 PM
it's mayubernatorial

I thought of writing that but it's not even a word. I'd be hard pressed to try and spell it. Now I know.

BTW Newbridge ballots are going to look pretty crowded come election time. What are there like 50 people running?
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Sarah on September 12, 2007, 01:35:45 PM
Dreadfully arrogant, ain't it, to claim to know how to spell a fake word correctly?  Shame on me.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on September 12, 2007, 02:26:43 PM
Dreadfully arrogant, ain't it, to claim to know how to spell a fake word correctly?  Shame on me.

I tried to sound it out.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 12, 2007, 02:36:51 PM
And Mrs. Jarvis Cocker, you found it that quick?  :o  Now i AM surprised. And no, i wasnt being a character, what you heard was 100% me. I do have a character though, but you DONT want him here! Trust me. He's the anit-christ. But yeah, after a long week of computing, (all done at last. *insert party noises here*), i needed a little fun, and Tom was live and reachable.   ;D
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 12, 2007, 02:45:55 PM
I didn't find it at all. Someone else did.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 12, 2007, 03:42:20 PM
Oh, ok. Kinda nice someone actually looked, but scary at the same time. Almost makes me want to say, dont look! Its too embarrassing! lol.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 12, 2007, 04:11:42 PM
Oh, ok. Kinda nice someone actually looked, but scary at the same time. Almost makes me want to say, dont look! Its too embarrassing! lol.

We also posted links to some of your more embarrassing blog entries. Something about sissies...? And liberals?
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 12, 2007, 06:50:05 PM
lol. Well, when one sees a glass of tasty stuff, which happened to be aout 150 proof, opinions will fly.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 12, 2007, 10:04:37 PM
You know what I just noticed?  Mrs. Jarvis Cocker's posts read nothing at all like when she calls in.  But Clark's posts read EXACTLY like he talks.  I think it's some sort of gift.  Clark, you should do an entire stream-of-consciousness novel.  It'll be like Naked Lunch or Ulysses.  But with your own unique perspective on the issues of the day. 
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: buffcoat on September 12, 2007, 10:08:18 PM
lol. Well, when one sees a glass of tasty stuff, which happened to be aout 150 proof, opinions will fly.

Oh, F. Laurie knows this already, believe you me!




"It looks like wawtah.  It's hot, though!"
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 13, 2007, 03:26:51 AM
You know what I just noticed?  Mrs. Jarvis Cocker's posts read nothing at all like when she calls in.  But Clarks posts read EXACTLY like he talks.  I think it's some sort of gift.  Clark, you should do an entire stream-of-consciousness novel.  It'll be like Naked Lunch or Ulysses.  But with your own unique perspective on the issues of the day. 

That's because you can't hear the big ol' glass of vodka in the writing. (Laurie, I drink and I write, and this is not meant as an insult in any way; if I had called in this week, there would have been clear signs of a heavily depleted 12-pack of High Life that weren't necessarily evident in my chat and forum posts)
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 13, 2007, 07:22:20 AM
For the record, I have never called in inebriated. In fact, I don't drink on Tuesdays! Not a drop of booze. Honest!
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 13, 2007, 12:47:50 PM
But she is a heavy Blue user.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 13, 2007, 01:22:40 PM
Well, you got me there, buddy.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: John Junk on September 13, 2007, 01:24:45 PM
I guess I need to finish listening to this week's show so I can find out what's up with this venison character, but I'm a little scared. 

Mrs. Filthy Jarvis Cocker is pretty funny when she calls up.  I admire her confidence in dealing with Paul F. Tompkins and the like.  Laurie, have you revisited that Dead Milkmen back catalog yet?
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 14, 2007, 12:21:16 AM
Quote from: Jasongrote on September 12, 2007, 09:04:37 PM
Clarks posts read EXACTLY like he talks.  I think it's some sort of gift.  Clark, you should do an entire stream-of-consciousness novel.  It'll be like Naked Lunch or Ulysses.  But with your own unique perspective on the issues of the day.

OOOOOHHH NOO... i dont want to get shot. Look in history. Every time someone says "lets be cool to each other", they either get shot, set on fire, or nailed to wood. No way. I want my death bed in my od age to be me, a stack of playboys on the bed, an empty case of beer, a bong on the table, the tv playing porno on repeat, and The Residents playin on the sound system.  ;D


"That's because you can't hear the big ol' glass of vodka in the writing."

Nope. No alcohol that night. Thats actually pure me.  ;)
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 14, 2007, 12:28:04 AM
"I guess I need to finish listening to this week's show so I can find out what's up with this venison character, but I'm a little scared."

Oh dont be, i'm harmless. I've been a big listener of WFMU for many years. I'm a big Irwin fan. When he used to do his show at night, he would do some really mind blowing stuff. So you can blame him for the way i am. You think i'm kidding. Its his fault. lol
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 14, 2007, 08:02:26 AM
lulz
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: dave from knoxville on September 14, 2007, 09:53:18 AM
Unfortunately, it appears that venison88 will get you high tonight, and lead you to your special island.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Stan on September 14, 2007, 03:20:00 PM
Unfortunately, it appears that venison88 will get you high tonight, and lead you to your special island.

 I'm afraid that you might be all too correct, Dave.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Pride of Staten Island on September 14, 2007, 04:07:17 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1257/1382003647_a053c3d21f.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 14, 2007, 05:14:33 PM
 :o  Well remember. I dont  do the show for any kind of gains, i just do it for the pure fun of it. But i like that pic. lol
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: GetOffMyBone on September 16, 2007, 04:22:37 PM
This guy is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: kenkwan on September 17, 2007, 10:24:47 AM
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/091607/every-time-you-lol.gif)
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 17, 2007, 03:46:06 PM
What happens if you lulz?
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: kenkwan on September 17, 2007, 08:36:30 PM
Same thing, I'm afraid. Unless it's used as the caption of an lolcat. Then it's fine.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 17, 2007, 11:36:48 PM
Ugh, that venison stew picture makes me want to barf. Probably because it looks like barf. And now I have to go to sleep. And I'll have vomity nightmares. Great. THANKS CLARKE.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: sonyasonya on September 18, 2007, 01:53:51 AM
I do have a character though, but you DONT want him here! Trust me. He's the anit-christ.

? ? ?
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on September 18, 2007, 02:49:55 AM
I do have a character though, but you DONT want him here! Trust me. He's the anit-christ.

My trust has never before been so easily earned.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 18, 2007, 08:49:38 AM
I do have a character though, but you DONT want him here! Trust me. He's the anit-christ.

? ? ?

It's a typo - I think he's referring to Anita Christ, Jesus' cousin in Florida.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: venison88 on September 20, 2007, 05:03:37 PM
"Ugh, that venison stew picture makes me want to barf. Probably because it looks like barf. And now I have to go to sleep. And I'll have vomity nightmares. Great. THANKS CLARKE."

Hey, i didnt post that pic. i just liked it.
And i've lost many ice cream cones as a little child. No sympathy.


"I do have a character though, but you DONT want him here! Trust me. He's the anit-christ.

? ? ?

It's a typo - I think he's referring to Anita Christ, Jesus' cousin in Florida."

Oh its no typo. Even Micheal Jackson and the entire catholic church is afraid of him.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Forrest on September 21, 2007, 11:22:58 AM
I feel like there's something Kaufmanesque, or even Neil Hamburgerian going on here, except that this time I'm the dupe that doesn't "get" it.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Laurie on September 21, 2007, 11:45:12 AM
I'm feeling very Mean Girls all of a sudden, and I don't like it. Damn it, where's my slam book?
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: buffcoat on September 21, 2007, 02:44:19 PM
Don't feel bad about this, gang! 

Why would we all listen to and somewhat slavishly follow someone who is either A) a hilariously arrogant radio show host or B) someone playing a hilariously arrogant radio show host (does it matter which?) if we weren't at least a little bit hilariously arrogant ourselves?

It's not wrong to make fun of other people's mistakes!
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 21, 2007, 04:51:19 PM
I feel like there's something Kaufmanesque, or even Neil Hamburgerian going on here, except that this time I'm the dupe that doesn't "get" it.

Don't sweat it, Forrest.  Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: sonyasonya on September 21, 2007, 04:53:29 PM
I feel like there's something Kaufmanesque, or even Neil Hamburgerian going on here, except that this time I'm the dupe that doesn't "get" it.

yeah, I get that feeling too...
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: John Junk on September 21, 2007, 05:49:31 PM
I feel like there's something Kaufmanesque, or even Neil Hamburgerian going on here, except that this time I'm the dupe that doesn't "get" it.

No, more like there's something BarnacleBluesesque and there's nothing to get.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Forrest on September 21, 2007, 07:12:39 PM
I feel like there's something Kaufmanesque, or even Neil Hamburgerian going on here, except that this time I'm the dupe that doesn't "get" it.

No, more like there's something BarnacleBluesesque and there's nothing to get.

I hope so, because that would mean that my ability to smell out douchebaggery remains intact.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Forrest on September 21, 2007, 07:14:19 PM
By the way, I'm loving these modifying suffixes. I ALMOST want to start a thread for them, but the side of me that's sane is holding me back.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on September 22, 2007, 05:22:57 PM
By the way, I'm loving these modifying suffixes. I ALMOST want to start a thread for them, but the side of me that's sane is holding me back.
A very Forrestian decision.  I applaud it.
Title: Re: Wait, who used who?
Post by: buffcoat on September 23, 2007, 11:23:36 PM
Well, hopefully all this is over now.