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Title: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on September 17, 2007, 11:35:35 PM
The Dirtbombs are playing Maxwell's on the 20th, and Jay Reatard is also playing according to his MySpace page. I am not keen on going into Hoboken at night on my own. Who wants to come with?!?!?!?!

And for good measure: ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Emily on September 18, 2007, 01:29:49 AM
the 20th of October?

i'll go
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Dan B on September 18, 2007, 01:42:23 AM
Is this 21+?
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 18, 2007, 02:22:22 AM
GO.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on September 18, 2007, 06:38:29 AM
I don't know. The website doesn't say.

So, do I take the PATH train or something there? I could take a train there, and then call a cab for the ride back. Unless someone who lives in the Manhattan or something wants to give me a ride or something.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 18, 2007, 08:54:41 AM
It's like less that 10 blocks on one street from the PATH to Maxwell's and it's sort of impossible to get lost - the whole town is just a square mile.  PEOPLE WALK IN CITIES THAT AREN'T MIAMI, YA KNOW!  GET OFF MY INTERNET!

It is actually really easy, in any case.  And except for the meathead Wall Street guys spilling out of the bars (which IIRC are at their worst on Thursdays), pretty safe.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: buffcoat on September 18, 2007, 09:20:08 AM
It's not like the old days, Tom, when you and I could walk down and see Nirvana at the local club.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Jason on September 18, 2007, 09:40:26 AM
I am not keen on going into Hoboken at night on my own.

Considering Hoboken a bad area strengthens the rumour that Filthy Laurie is filthy rich.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Tom Scharpling on September 18, 2007, 09:46:37 AM
Laurie -

You might as well say 'They have Thomas Kinkade paintings at the mall, but I'm not comfortable going there at night'.

What are you afraid of, a mob hit? You take the PATH, you walk up the stairs, you take a cab directly to Maxwells (if you don't feel like walking). It's as easy as pie!

Tom.

PS - Im terrified of the streets of Miami - I assume it's like that scene in Scarface where Tony shot that dude in the middle of the road while everybody else stood around in horror. So what do I know?
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Andy on September 18, 2007, 09:58:57 AM
why not just get limo service?
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on September 18, 2007, 10:07:06 AM
Dude! It's pretty cheap and also easier to get car service (I'm talking sedans here, not stretch Hummers, buddy) in Brooklyn, when you don't want to take the F train back into town and get stabbed (Google stat! 1,890,000 results for F train stabbing!). So, yes, I get a cab into town (which takes approximately twenty minutes since no one wants to drive to fucking Brooklyn), and I get a car to pick me up in Brooklyn, since there are NO CABS, and I pay that person $25.00. And I'm talking about the DUMBO area, which is just under the bridge, you know? It's not like I'm talking about Bushwick or something.

So, are there cabs near the PATH train, or do I have to call for one?

THANKS FOR THE INFO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Gregory on September 18, 2007, 10:58:47 AM
I'll go
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Josh on September 18, 2007, 11:28:16 AM
I support any endeavor, no matter the cost, that keeps Laurie from operating an automobile.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on September 18, 2007, 11:36:22 AM
Oh hush, I'm not a bad driver. I have never been the driver in an accident, and I got a speeding ticket once. ONCE. Oh, and I got a bullshit ticket in Pinecrest for a "rolling stop," but those Pinecrest cops hand out tickets like candy. They've got nothing better to do.

People jaywalking freak me out! That's all. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE RUNNING ACROSS THE STREET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOCK WHEN I AM TRYING TO DRIVE? It's not cool.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: buffcoat on September 18, 2007, 02:30:11 PM
So a friend of mine is working with Habitat for Humanity in Miami with two other people.  They are staying at a church - a church with bars on the windows.  There's no phone they can use in the church.  They've been warned not to go outside, but how bad can things be, really?

They see a pay phone on a street across the church parking lot.  Immediately after they get there, the police drive up.  They tell my friend that he and the others must be buying drugs because there's "no other reason white people would be in this neighborhood."  The cop then says to my friend and the other male in the group, "We would have found your bodies a couple of days from now."  Then he turns to the female in the group and says, "I don't know WHAT they would have done with you."

He then insists on driving them the 50 feet back to the church.  Regardless of whether this guy was exaggerating, it sounds like a skeery place to me.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Stan on September 18, 2007, 02:47:18 PM
I'm in.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on September 18, 2007, 03:59:32 PM
So a friend of mine is working with Habitat for Humanity in Miami with two other people.  They are staying at a church - a church with bars on the windows.  There's no phone they can use in the church.  They've been warned not to go outside, but how bad can things be, really?

They see a pay phone on a street across the church parking lot.  Immediately after they get there, the police drive up.  They tell my friend that he and the others must be buying drugs because there's "no other reason white people would be in this neighborhood."  The cop then says to my friend and the other male in the group, "We would have found your bodies a couple of days from now."  Then he turns to the female in the group and says, "I don't know WHAT they would have done with you."

He then insists on driving them the 50 feet back to the church.  Regardless of whether this guy was exaggerating, it sounds like a skeery place to me.

Duuuuuuuuuude.

Miami's a big city. Do you know where they were? Downtown Miami is pretty sketchy, and some of the homeless people in that particular area are pretty aggressive -- banging on your car windows, bitching about how kids never seem to carry cash these days, et cetera, et cetera.

"Historic" Overtown is supposed to be pretty bad, but there haven't been race riots over there for a while now. I read that Overtown was kind of like Miami Beach several decades ago, but the town was pretty much ripped apart by the overpass built through it. It was called "Coloredtown" back then, and white people weren't afraid to go to the jazz clubs located there. But the Design District is adjacent to Overtown, and the Rubell Collection is right by it, which is something I recommend all visitors to Miami should check out. There's this Charles Ray sculpture there that is worth the price of admission. Trust me. It gave me truly epic lulz.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Martin on September 18, 2007, 04:23:09 PM
Speaking of cabfare, what would a ride from Jersey City to Manhattan be, roughly? Just curious. I hear cabfare is dirt cheap in AMERICA.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Forrest on September 18, 2007, 04:32:18 PM
Once you're in Manhattan, the bus at Port Authority will put you at Maxwell's way faster than the PATH. I guarantee it. (I used to work at Maxwell's.)
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 18, 2007, 06:35:04 PM
Forrest, you're right, but if Laurie's scared of Washington Avenue, imagine the trauma of Port Authority, parts of which are still reminiscient of Taxi Driver even post-Giuliani time. 

Crimestick, I'm sure other FOTs could answer exactly, but cab fare over the state line ain't cheap.  Cab rates in NJ aren't standardized like in NY, but my guess would be $45 plus tip and toll.

Laurie, I take the F train a lot, and while I have been stabbed on 1,890,000 separate occasions, my 9/11/07 "Best Caller of the Night" prize retroactively saved my life. 

And there are lots and lots of cabs lined up by the PATH. 
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: buffcoat on September 18, 2007, 08:39:04 PM
F.L.,

I think it was Liberty City.

buffcoat
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on September 18, 2007, 11:10:49 PM
F.L.,

I think it was Liberty City.

buffcoat

Oof. Nuff said.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on October 20, 2007, 07:03:09 PM
JAY REATARD CANCELLED!!!!!! THAT IS SOFT SERVE.











It saves me a trip to Hoboken, though.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Dan B on October 20, 2007, 07:48:19 PM
He had an emergency at home. C'mon.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: A.M. Thomas on October 20, 2007, 07:52:20 PM
JAY REATARD CANCELLED!!!!!!

AND THEY'RE NOT REFUNDING TICKETS.

For shame, Maxwell's.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Forrest on October 20, 2007, 08:08:01 PM
Perhaps this is a time in which Mr. Reatard should be in our thoughts and prayers.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Stan on October 20, 2007, 08:26:34 PM
Perhaps this is a time in which Mr. Reatard should be in our thoughts and prayers.

 Um, so are you guys still going?
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on October 20, 2007, 08:37:14 PM
Nope, it's too far for me to go for just one band I like.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Forrest on October 20, 2007, 08:43:36 PM
I was already going to have to duck out of work to try and catch JR's set. It is with a heavy heart that I must bow out of this one as well.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Emily on October 20, 2007, 09:08:51 PM
I'm not going to make it to maxwells.

Lauire, can i come to your party tomorrow?
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Stan on October 20, 2007, 09:14:16 PM
Nope, it's too far for me to go for just one band I like.

I was already going to have to duck out of work to try and catch JR's set. It is with a heavy heart that I must bow out of this one as well.

I'm not going to make it to maxwells.

Lauire, can i come to your party tomorrow?


Good thing I checked.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on October 20, 2007, 09:17:59 PM
I'm not going to make it to maxwells.

Lauire, can i come to your party tomorrow?


Oh, yay, Emily!  Will p*ong let us add someone?  Though I have a feeling the Kid ain't showing up anyway.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Laurie on October 21, 2007, 10:14:50 AM
Yeah, Emily, you can come. I'll pm you later with the deets and my phone number.











I just said "deets."
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Emily on October 21, 2007, 12:10:17 PM
cool. Thanks.
Title: Re: Dirtbombs/Jay Reatard @ Maxwell's
Post by: Tim K in DC on October 22, 2007, 03:29:18 AM
I just said "deets."

Nice. Now you are ready to start using "situaish" regularly. Which reminds me; how'd your whole dessert situaish work out?