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Title: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Laurie on October 04, 2007, 10:16:50 AM
Oh man. That disgusting sulfur smell. How can anyone eat something that smells so bad? I can't stand it! I have a hard time keeping my breakfast down when that odor hits my nostrils.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Sarah on October 04, 2007, 11:22:14 AM
I quote my sister's exclamation the other day when I admitted to liking strawberry ice cream: "You sick fuck!"
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: buffcoat on October 04, 2007, 11:36:11 AM
I love strawberry ice cream.

I hate eggs, hate em, hate em, hate em.  Like custard, like cake, hate eggs themselves.  Yes, the smell, and add to that the nasty, spongy texture.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Emily on October 04, 2007, 11:57:58 AM
i love eggs. i will eat them here, i will eat them there, i will eat them anywhere.

i especially love eggs florentine with a mimosa.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Sploops on October 04, 2007, 12:20:40 PM
I don't eat eggs anymore but mmm I sure did love hardboiled eggs back in the day. 
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Sarah on October 04, 2007, 01:05:03 PM
Don't get me wrong--eggs aren't my absolute favorite. But sometimes a nice egg is exactly what I need.  Poached, scrambled, boiled (soft and hard), fried, or shirred, jazzed up with spicy tomato sauce or folded around a succulent filling, all these and more have a place in my gustatory life.  Add their uses in sauces, cakes, cookies, puddings (including custard), ice cream, and so on and on and on, and it's plain they're indispensable.

In other words, yay, eggs! 

P.S.  Emily, I'd happily join you for that breakfast.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Josh on October 04, 2007, 01:17:34 PM
I'll join you two.

(http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4807/eggsbenedictnz3.jpg)
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Laurie on October 04, 2007, 01:18:55 PM
Oh barf. Eggs are okay in baked goods, but not on their own -- deviled, boiled scrambled, whatever. MAKES ME SICK.

How can you guys get over that smell? It's like farts. You guys like eating farts?
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: erika on October 04, 2007, 01:24:30 PM
I'll join you two.

(http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4807/eggsbenedictnz3.jpg)

Oh yes. Gimme that with crabmeat instead of ham. It's sooooo tasty.

I had a friend that used to tell me I was eating chicken abortions whenever I had eggies. Jerk.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Tim K in DC on October 04, 2007, 01:31:54 PM
I eat eggs almost every day. The last time I had my cholesterol checked, it was lower than average. I don't know how that works, exactly, but I'm guessing the fact that I tend to eat various types of good food, avoid eating garbage, and get a reasonable amount of exercise has something to do with it.

So, no, I don't hate eggs.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Laurie on October 04, 2007, 01:39:43 PM
I have low cholesterol, too, but that's because I don't eat red meat and eat lots of fruit and vegetables.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Sarah on October 04, 2007, 01:47:05 PM
I would have high cholesterol if I ate only brown rice.  'Tis in my genes.  Very liberating.

Laurie, I like very smelly cheese as well. 
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Martin on October 04, 2007, 01:52:11 PM
I bet eggs aren't expensive enough for Laurie. They're common-man food.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: erika on October 04, 2007, 01:59:57 PM
Ever since she ran into that issue with the golden eggs at the factory...

(http://www.johnlumea.com/images/veruca_salt.jpg)

No eggs for poor filthy Laurie.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: John Junk on October 04, 2007, 02:01:09 PM
I like eggs.

I hate milk.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Chris L on October 04, 2007, 02:01:33 PM
My mom used to make me scrambled eggs w/ mustard.  They were good!  

I had a friend that used to tell me I was eating chicken abortions whenever I had eggies. Jerk.

I think that comment is particularly tasteless in light of National Chicken Avatar Month.  
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Sarah on October 04, 2007, 02:23:22 PM
Mmmmm, milk.  Can't live without it.

Chris L., what kind of mustard?  Sounds interesting.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Chris L on October 04, 2007, 02:32:03 PM
Chris L., what kind of mustard?  Sounds interesting.

Gulden's.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: erika on October 04, 2007, 02:33:20 PM
Milk is yum.

So are eggs with Frank's Red Hot sauce all over them!

I made a really good strata last week with italian bread, spinach and feta. We call it the Eric Estrada.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on October 04, 2007, 03:17:40 PM
As a vegatarian I eat them now and again but I almost always regret it.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Gregory on October 04, 2007, 03:53:27 PM

So are eggs with Frank's Red Hot sauce all over them!


I agree completely.

I especially like putting Frank's on an egg and cheese sandwich.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Laurie on October 04, 2007, 04:27:19 PM
MILK IS ALSO GROSS.

...But I love soy milk. And also cream. I can't explain it.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: John Junk on October 04, 2007, 04:59:22 PM
There's a reason milk spoils in like 10 minutes if it isn't refrigerated, and that reason is: it's not supposed to drunk by human beings, it's only s'posed to be drunk by calves straight from the teat.

Unlike chicken abortions, which are meant to be enjoyed by all humanity.  It's in the Bible.  Go check. 
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on October 04, 2007, 05:23:43 PM
eggs and milk belong in the hate pit with the rest of the trash.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Beth on October 04, 2007, 05:35:56 PM
eggs and milk belong in the hate pit with the rest of the trash.

i like milk by itself but i hate the combination of eggs and milk (like scrambled eggs with milk) the eggs get all fluffy and weird.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: kenkwan on October 04, 2007, 06:43:31 PM
I like scrambled eggs made with tomato's, spinach and cottage cheese.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Laurie on October 04, 2007, 09:34:41 PM
You guys never addressed the odor issue. They smell like farts! You remember when you did that sulfur experiment in seventh grade science, and everyone retched at the smell? That smell is the same as eggs! Hello! It's like a broken septic tank or something. Awful.

Do you guys plug your nose as you eat it? If so, how do you breathe?
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Martin Edison on October 04, 2007, 10:10:19 PM
If I think about it too long I can't eat em'
Can't eat em' without toast.

Toast is my chaser for eggs.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Chris L on October 04, 2007, 10:38:21 PM
You guys never addressed the odor issue. They smell like farts! You remember when you did that sulfur experiment in seventh grade science, and everyone retched at the smell? That smell is the same as eggs! Hello! It's like a broken septic tank or something. Awful.

Do you guys plug your nose as you eat it? If so, how do you breathe?

Free and easy.  I think it's because they don't smell like farts. 
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: John Junk on October 05, 2007, 02:59:20 PM
Do you guys plug your nose as you eat it? If so, how do you breathe?

They only smell like that if they're going bad.  You gotta do a little something called "cook" them anyway.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Sarah on October 05, 2007, 03:15:50 PM
The only time I've ever noticed that sulfur smell is in hard-boiled eggs, and then only rarely.  There was unfortunate incident with a plate of deviled eggs once . . .

Laurie, you're suffering from egg paranoia.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: A.M. Thomas on October 05, 2007, 03:22:34 PM
I love eggs from my head down to my legs.

Especially Eggs Benedict.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Laurie on October 05, 2007, 03:49:39 PM
That's not true! Unless my co-workers enjoy eating and cooking rotten eggs, you know. Because those eggs they're eating? Stink something awful.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: erika on October 05, 2007, 03:55:48 PM
Maybe your co-workers are just especially farty?

I made strata last night with cheddar and spinach and onions. DEEEEELISH. (and very good for someone on a budget...)
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: John Junk on October 05, 2007, 05:27:35 PM
I'll give you this, Laurie: There's nothing worse than an egg-fart.

Egg salad kinda smells like farts, I'll give you that, too. 
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: GetOffMyBone on October 05, 2007, 06:06:49 PM
I hate eggs and pretty much anything that is considered "breakfast foods". I'd rather eat a sandwich in the morning then sit down with some eggs or cold cereal. Yeeessh!

So, yeah, I can go without ever eating an egg in my life with the exception in baked goods. The only time I use milk is to dip Oreos in. That's a treat that can't be beat.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Fido on October 07, 2007, 07:10:18 PM
Milk is yum.

So are eggs with Frank's Red Hot sauce all over them!

I made a really good strata last week with italian bread, spinach and feta. We call it the Eric Estrada.
That's funny, but you should spell it Erika Strada.  It's somehow funnier when you have to figure it out.
Title: Re: Who else hates eggs?
Post by: Amplituden on October 08, 2007, 09:04:39 AM
I too hate eggs.

The smell is gross, and when I see someone dipping their toast in the running yoke part it makes me want to be sick.

I used to have to make gallons of egg salad at this restaurant that I worked in.  I would wear a nose plug because it was such a strong smell.

Blecchhh