FOT Forum
The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: B_Buster on November 28, 2007, 01:03:06 PM
-
After the tush-kissing session between Tom and that pumped-up pipsqueak Danzig last night, I'm dialing my campaign up a notch. I'm pleased to announce that on Dec. 10 my campaign will sponsor the First Annual Newbridge 5K Fun Run/Spaghetti Dinner. Unlike my competition who seem to favor pancakes at all hours of the day, my supporters (and cub scouts from local Pack 300) will be serving heaping plates of spaghetti and meatballs (along with all the bread you can eat, courtesy of Olive Garden) at various points along the 5K route. What better way to warm up while you run than with a stomach full of steaming spaghetti and meatballs, huh? So, come on out. Bring the kids. And just to re-emphasize: there will be NO PANCAKES!
-
Almost forgot. Due to traffic restrictions and possible behind-the-scenes shenanigans down at City Hall, I couldn't get permits for an evening start time, so we'll be kicking things off at 10 a.m. Bring an appetite (or just skip breakfast)!
-
That sounds sick! Can't wait!
-
Again, Mike, I know exactly who you should hire as your campaign consultant:
(http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/theresadagostino.jpg)
I wouldn't kick her off the campaign for eating poncakes!
-
If you really plan to topple Danzig, you're gonna have to make a few people puke.
-
D'Agostino from The Wire, huh? Now that would be an "action"-packed campaign, that's for sure. And by "action," I mean, well you know what I mean.
Ever notice this about the ladies on The Wire: they're a frisky lot. And not particularly gentle. They all make love like animals! You can tell there's an awful lot of fontasizing going on in The Wire's writer's room.
-
I wouldn't kick her off the campaign for eating poncakes!
Apparently Carcetti would, though. Wah-wah.
Ever notice this about the ladies on The Wire: they're a frisky lot.
Yes. They also all appear to have some sort of "mandatory nudity" clause in their contracts.
-
I wouldn't kick her off the campaign for eating poncakes!
Apparently Carcetti would, though. Wah-wah.
Ever notice this about the ladies on The Wire: they're a frisky lot.
Yes. They also all appear to have some sort of "mandatory nudity" clause in their contracts.
I would do nudity at any time - but only if it's artistically justified.
Related question: How does that drunken half-Irishman score with so many lovely ladies, and so quickly? The punk waitress seemed like a stretch, but I was willing to suspend disbelief huh huh.
-
I wouldn't kick her off the campaign for eating poncakes!
Apparently Carcetti would, though. Wah-wah.
Ever notice this about the ladies on The Wire: they're a frisky lot.
Yes. They also all appear to have some sort of "mandatory nudity" clause in their contracts.
I would do nudity at any time - but only if it's artistically justified.
Related question: How does that drunken half-Irishman score with so many lovely ladies, and so quickly? The punk waitress seemed like a stretch, but I was willing to suspend disbelief huh huh.
He knows me mate Mystery
-
I'm thinking of running for local office, maybe the school board, but only so I can see my campaign slogan printed underneath my picture.
My campaign slogan?
"I understand there's a per diem."
-
"Vote Dave From Knoxville: At least he's local!"