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Title: "the Gypsy Way"
Post by: Chris L on December 06, 2007, 11:53:34 AM

Let's see James Bond try to resolve this one (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_on_re_us/gypsy_turf_war).

Title: Re: "the Gypsy Way"
Post by: senorcorazon on December 06, 2007, 02:16:18 PM

Quote from: Chris L on December 06, 2007, 11:53:34 AM

Let's see James Bond try to resolve this one (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_on_re_us/gypsy_turf_war).

Any column that includes the phrase "showed up at the funeral, pulling up at the cemetery in a limo with what was described as a menacingly burly chauffeur" is 2/3 of the way to already being the next Bond movie.

Here's what's missing:
- Love interest: a younger member of the Merino clan, perhaps Tits Merino, or a sexy member of the Stevens family, like Handjobia Stevens.
- Comic relief to offset the mechanical acting of Daniel Craig: the comedic styling of "the original punk" Don Rickles, who would have terrible lines like "Palm Reader? I hardly know her!" and "Rub my crystal balls, you hockey puck".
- Some sort of luxury sport or hobby: I choose kite surfing
- A stupid title: "Black Bob, White Bob, Blood Red" or "Danger in the Cards"

I would love to see Tom's recap on scharplingandwurster.com for that one. 

Title: Re: "the Gypsy Way"
Post by: samir on December 07, 2007, 08:45:05 AM

also missing: theme song by chad kroeger from nickelback.