FOT Forum

The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: Andy on December 13, 2007, 12:46:12 AM

Title: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Andy on December 13, 2007, 12:46:12 AM
I thought it might be her on 7SD until she started talking about her dessicated sephlopod (sp?).  Then I knew it was her.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: masterofsparks on December 13, 2007, 06:23:08 AM
She's looking for a hand getting out of the various hate pits since Tom has said he can't do anything about it.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Laurie on December 13, 2007, 08:14:06 AM
You're 0 for 2 DESICCATED CEPHALOPOD! Specifically, an octopus. It's really neat!

I was curious and did a Google search for "desiccated octopus." Not many results! There was a porn site among the seven results, however, that PIQUED my interest. Here's the Google text preview:

Quote
Proustian volatility mother long milf sex videos the saved supermarketer with long milf sex videos desiccated octopus. Antediluvian comer long milf sex

Wow. When I turn to porn, I want Proustian volatility and antediluvian comers. That's why I am currently enjoying Alan Moore's Lost Girls.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: TL on December 13, 2007, 08:36:09 AM
Wow. When I turn to porn, I want Proustian volatility and antediluvian comers. That's why I am currently enjoying Alan Moore's Lost Girls.

That IS funny - 'cause that's actually why I frequent the FOT Message Board!

Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Wes on December 13, 2007, 09:38:37 AM
Quote
Proustian volatility mother long milf sex videos the saved supermarketer with long milf sex videos desiccated octopus. Antediluvian comer long milf sex

James Joyce gets it done for me every time.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Laurie on December 13, 2007, 09:39:56 AM
Quote
Proustian volatility mother long milf sex videos the saved supermarketer with long milf sex videos desiccated octopus. Antediluvian comer long milf sex

James Joyce gets it done for me every time.

Actually... yeah. And Borges!
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: bruce on December 13, 2007, 12:22:52 PM
That's why I am currently enjoying Alan Moore's Lost Girls.

What a load of crap that book was, thanks to whoever scanned the whole thing and posted it in a torrent when it came out.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on December 13, 2007, 12:37:29 PM
Maybe, Bruce, but I for one eagerly await Moore's pornographic take on Dr. Seuss.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Laurie on December 13, 2007, 01:02:45 PM
Well, I liked it.














Lamont, are you going to say, "You would"?
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Poughkeepsie on December 13, 2007, 01:03:57 PM
Laurie has been on 7SD countless times, and even supported during the marathon!

Several other FOTs call in as well, including PD.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on December 13, 2007, 03:06:21 PM
Well, I liked it.














Lamont, are you going to say, "You would"?

Nah, too easy.  I'm still working on a zinger that connects Lost Girls and Maurice Sendak.  Help me, Wes, you're my only hope!
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Sploops on December 13, 2007, 03:54:45 PM
Lori was catching hate on that show also.  Just because she's a rich kid.  C'mon people, can't we put the class war behind us and come together under the unifying flag of 'FMU?  Rich, poor, sober, stoned, vegan, and omnivore alike. 

Peace.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: fyodor on December 13, 2007, 04:19:57 PM
Is misspelling Laurie's name a running joke I don't know about?
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Laurie on December 13, 2007, 04:22:41 PM
Is misspelling Laurie's name a running joke I don't know about?

I don't know, but people keep faxing me things for Lori Blum. I don't know any Lori Blums.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: samir on December 13, 2007, 04:23:30 PM
If it gets to Lorry, that's when there's a problem.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Chris L on December 13, 2007, 04:40:10 PM
I'm dying to meet her Icelandic cousin Ljöri.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Itslikeimsayin on December 13, 2007, 06:58:46 PM
There was a porn site among the seven results, however, that peaked my interest.

It's piqued. After that impressive pronunciation of Louis Vuitton, I expected better.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: fyodor on December 13, 2007, 07:22:19 PM
That's a zing.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: masterofsparks on December 13, 2007, 07:24:46 PM
I have no contribution to this thread, but I want to compliment Chris L on that seriously amazing avatar he's sporting.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Laurie on December 13, 2007, 07:34:37 PM
There was a porn site among the seven results, however, that peaked my interest.

It's piqued. After that impressive pronunciation of Louis Vuitton, I expected better.

I know. I feel much chagrined. In fairness, I don't speak English at work very often, and I've been working fifty, sixty hour weeks. Also, I've been reading Jarry in its original French lately. I blame Jarry. MERDRE!
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Jason on December 13, 2007, 08:08:17 PM
There was a porn site among the seven results, however, that peaked my interest.

It's piqued. After that impressive pronunciation of Louis Vuitton, I expected better.

I know. I feel much chagrined. In fairness, I don't speak English at work very often, and I've been working fifty, sixty hour weeks. Also, I've been reading Jarry in its original French lately. I blame Jarry. MERDRE!

I think you mean merde!
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Laurie on December 13, 2007, 09:25:43 PM
There was a porn site among the seven results, however, that peaked my interest.

It's piqued. After that impressive pronunciation of Louis Vuitton, I expected better.

I know. I feel much chagrined. In fairness, I don't speak English at work very often, and I've been working fifty, sixty hour weeks. Also, I've been reading Jarry in its original French lately. I blame Jarry. MERDRE!

I think you mean merde!


Merdre, you bag of human excrement -- can't you ever think before you speak?

(http://www.scandiccicultura.it/img_sezioni/teatro/2005/ubu%202%20modificato.jpg)

Oh snaps!













I mistranslated the second bit of the quotation. FIXED.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Jixby Phillips on December 14, 2007, 12:31:16 AM
Hey I sort of get that
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Jixby Phillips on December 14, 2007, 12:32:56 AM
Congratulations

to me

(http://www.petesbears.com/static/images/product/congratulations.l.jpg)
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Jason on December 14, 2007, 09:00:54 AM
Pardonez moi.
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Sarah on December 14, 2007, 09:06:22 AM
That Lynn gal on SSD sounded like Trouble.

And, Jason, "pardonez" was deliberate, of course?
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Laurie on December 14, 2007, 11:52:09 AM
If it gets to Lorry, that's when there's a problem.

I got a present from one of my co-workers. The gift tag was addressed to LORRIE!
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: A.M. Thomas on December 14, 2007, 07:14:27 PM
Quote
Proustian volatility mother long milf sex videos the saved supermarketer with long milf sex videos desiccated octopus. Antediluvian comer long milf sex

This reminds me of this:

[youtube]6sIz1kCNo1A[/youtube]
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: Tim K in DC on December 15, 2007, 03:53:11 AM
Red Lawry Yellow Lurie
Title: Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
Post by: TL on December 15, 2007, 08:46:37 AM
Hugh Lorrie, Peter Lorre