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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Andy on December 14, 2007, 06:17:39 PM
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my favorite names:
douche (way overused by the general public, so it's being phased out)
cheesedick
chickendick
fuckface
fucker
fuckhead
d-sip
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dirtbag
dildo
donkey(dunky)
dink
douche(bag,hole,wad,nossle)
I think that's all the Ds I tend to use.
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...oh, and all variations of dick naturally.
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my list will be pages long when I think of them all.
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I like the word dickhole but only because it makes me laugh...so it wouldn't be really good if I was using it as a derogatory name.
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I'm not going to reply to this with a list of names. If I do, I'm bound to cause some controversy.
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I am still entertained by asshat
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Fucknut.
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I agree that douche is overused, but I quite like "douchenozzle."
Also, fuckstick.
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I'll throw out "douchedrinker" to mix it up since "douche" has become the work of choice for seemingly all of the douches out there.
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I like "ding-dong". I keep it PG.
Edit: Now that I've read the "Friends of Tom Listening Party" thread, I'm going to begin entering "Sloppy Uncle Soupy" into my dis rotation.
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De-ouche Ex Machina
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Dink!
Fruitloop
Banana Head
I like Ding-dong when refering to a penis. It's so stupid.
IN CERTAIN CONTEXTS:
MOM
DAD
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Pecksniff
fartknocker
I feel vaguely ashamed of participating in this.
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"...you munch."
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Douchey McDoucherson
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Frank Caliendo
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Fucktard
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Chinese dentist
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My youngest son has taken to chiding his enemies with "Dumbledore!" My goto phrase is plain-vanilla: "f*cking idiot."
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I've been using the term "DAP-hole" lately. DAP does not stand for Distributed Art Publishers.
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My boyfriend and I have taken to calling inanimate objects and animals "racists" when they're getting on our nerves.
Examples:
"This traffic light is a fucking racist, man!"
"RACISTS!!!!" (yelled at pins* that don't fall during wii bowling)
"My cat was being a total racist this morning and scratched up the couch again."
*also sometimes referred to as "stupid whores"
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I quite like touchhole (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=touchhole).
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My youngest son has taken to chiding his enemies with "Dumbledore!"
This is charming.
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One I think I actually invented (confirmed by quick Google search) is "Fuckety Christmas!"
It can be used interchangably with "Jiminy Crickets" or "Dammit" or "What the hell?"
NOTES: I use it year round, but some of you more precise cursers could use it as a more limited, holiday-themed expression.
Also, "GOD-damn MO-rons."
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My boyfriend and I have taken to calling inanimate objects and animals "racists" when they're getting on our nerves.
Examples:
"This traffic light is a fucking racist, man!"
"RACISTS!!!!" (yelled at pins* that don't fall during wii bowling)
"My cat was being a total racist this morning and scratched up the couch again."
*also sometimes referred to as "stupid whores"
My wife and I have taken to alling inanimate objects and animals racist names. For example, we have a cat named "tree jumper"
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Well, as I already confessed once, my cats are known as "the blacks." Which was odder when another of my cats, also black, was not included in the epithet.
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Twat's a good'un, but it has to rhyme with 'cat' and not 'cot' as it usually is said over here.
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My youngest son has taken to chiding his enemies with "Dumbledore!"
Homophobe.
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Precocious, though.
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we have a white cat in the neighborhood that we call Snowfuck
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we have a white cat in the neighborhood that we call Snowfuck
yesssssss.
oh that's so good.
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Homophobe.
:) It really came out of nowhere. And he pronounces it DUMB-ble-dore, which I like very much. It's the aural equivalent of a frontispiece.
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This doesn't quite fit, but it's related: when annoyed at something (e.g., when he made a bad shot in tennis back when he still played or now when he spills the flour when he's making bread), my father will often say either "Chakravarti" or "Farciot Edouart."
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Something I mentioned in the chat a few weeks back: "showerbag."
"Douche" is a German term for "shower."
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French first, sonny jim.
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I think it's funny to refer to people as a "turd".
I think it's cool to tell people they can "Eat one" now and again.
I've also been terribly mean to some people to their face in the past week, but it wasn't like name calling, it was more like cutting them off mid-sentence and saying "Okay, I get it!" That's a bad habit. But work is a bitch, ya know?
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How could I have forgotten shit-bird? That was dildo-y of me to forget.
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Since reading Angels in America, I've become fond of referring to various people as being "Roy Cohn's buttboy."
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"Shitbag" is another handy "shit-" variant I've employed, Dorvid.
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I like Doug Benson's idea of calling someone a shithead when it shouldn't apply to them.
For example:
Willem Dafoe is a shithead.
Bette Davis? What a shithead!
It makes me laugh, anyway.
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Since its use in this season of the Boosh, I like "bullshit munchers"
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When that kid in Heavy Metal Parking Lot is talking about Madonna: "She's a dick."
It's funny to call a woman a dick.
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I actually hate using any variation of the word "douche" but I really couldn't find a more appropriate way to describe anyone who is said to work under the genre of "fratire". (That was my first call, while I'm at it; I am astonished that my admission that the call was "going downhill fast" somehow failed to make things worse.)
My preferred insults: "knucklefuck" and "dickwrangler".
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Lately I've taken to scolding my animals in tongues rather than wasting English on them.
And winter has just started . . .
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For a while I was reading "fratire" as "fraitre," as in rhymes with "maitre'd." Boy was I confused!
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been saying "fuckhead" a lot lately. it may not be that original but it's therapeutic...
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More great swearing in the latest episode of The Wire wherein Fitz, the FBI agent with the bad toupee, says, "I'm gonna drive away now if that's okay with you two suck-holes."
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great. I was planning to start watching the wire but I guess I won't bother thanks to Dorvid McSpoilerpants.
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I always wondered how you spell his last name.
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You should have just sounded it out, Dave. Although that wouldn't have helped resolve the Mc vs. Mac dilemma, I suppose.