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Title: Tom's violent threats
Post by: moonshake on December 31, 2007, 10:59:31 AM

While Tom's been on the receiving end of many death threats, I think he's made a few pretty violent threats himself.

This hilarious one from 2005 May 10 show, after Tom just GOMPed baby Goo-Goo:

Someone in the chat: "If Tom yelled at my baby, I'd kick his teeth in."
Tom: "I'll hit you in the teeth with your baby. I'll take the baby out of your hand and hit you in the face with your own baby. It's called a twofer."

I know there are some more, just can't recall them right now.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: Jason on December 31, 2007, 12:12:39 PM

He threatened to shove Little Steven's babushka down his throat.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: steely damn on December 31, 2007, 12:25:22 PM

My fave:
I issued an open challenge to Pete Seeger, that I would fight him however he chose to fight, whether it be bare fists or I can be
bare-fisted and he can have his banjo to swing at me - but if he goes into the combat that way,
he has to know that if I get the banjo from him, I'm going to beat him with it.


Also, anytime Tom offers to fight a surly teen and and any five of the teens friends simultaneously.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: DigiDan on December 31, 2007, 05:30:34 PM

Quote from: moonshake on December 31, 2007, 10:59:31 AM

Someone in the chat: "If Tom yelled at my baby, I'd kick his teeth in."
Tom: "I'll hit you in the teeth with your baby. I'll take the baby out of your hand and hit you in the face with your own baby. It's called a twofer."

OMG I remember that. That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Thank you for bringing it back into our awareness.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: Poughkeepsie on December 31, 2007, 06:30:29 PM

He wished I was dead.

That was pretty heavy.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: Ason on January 01, 2008, 11:57:13 PM

I now use that line all the time

stroke of genius that one

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: moonshake on January 04, 2008, 09:59:03 AM

He's also wished a couple people were trapped in a flaming car.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: Denim Gremlin on January 09, 2008, 10:40:36 PM

december 2nd, 2003

some troll named Hank threatens to kick call screener matt's ass. Tom says he'll punch him right in the face.

Ten minutes later Tom threatens to hit a toilet mouthed 4 year old girl with a paint brush, then says he will beat up her whole family if they don't like it.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: Stan on January 10, 2008, 01:00:46 AM

Quote from: Poughkeepsie on December 31, 2007, 06:30:29 PM

He wished I was dead.

That was pretty heavy.

 Wow.

 I just clicked your website link.

 Are you saying the NSDAP was a gift in your animation? I ask that because the swastika 'turns' into a gift and I have to say...

 Really?

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: ben on January 10, 2008, 01:59:19 AM

i liked it when he challenged kids to fights.  Wish i had that nerve.

Title: Re: Tom's violent threats
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 10, 2008, 11:37:26 AM

Quote from: Stan on January 10, 2008, 01:00:46 AM

Quote from: Poughkeepsie on December 31, 2007, 06:30:29 PM

He wished I was dead.

That was pretty heavy.

 Wow.

 I just clicked your website link.

 Are you saying the NSDAP was a gift in your animation? I ask that because the swastika 'turns' into a gift and I have to say...

 Really?

I can't believe I spent a minute and a half of my life on that.  What's up with the Hitler fixation, James?