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Title: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: TL on January 18, 2008, 01:34:42 PM
Scarlett Johansson's Tom Waits covers LP is almost ready:
http://www.andpop.com/article/10656 (http://www.andpop.com/article/10656)
(but are you?)

Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: samir on January 18, 2008, 01:36:51 PM
I smell an unfair record review coming in May.

Meanwhile, I'd like to hear Ted do an Ed Ames covers album.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 18, 2008, 01:38:32 PM
Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: emma on January 18, 2008, 01:39:55 PM
Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 18, 2008, 01:41:10 PM
Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Chris L on January 18, 2008, 01:50:06 PM
I'm looking forward to hearing Mr. Waits' material sung in an even raspier voice. 
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Stupornaut on January 18, 2008, 03:18:05 PM
Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on January 18, 2008, 03:29:26 PM
The album will feature a brand new song called "Ernie Anastos sucks"
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 18, 2008, 03:30:26 PM
Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.

Except for when corporate decides that they will strategically "run out" at certain locations and film the  outraged customers for a commercial advertising both the cups and the film.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Beth on January 18, 2008, 05:16:55 PM
I refuse to believe it.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: John Junk on January 18, 2008, 06:24:05 PM
Scarlett Johansson's breasts are fantastic.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: TL on January 18, 2008, 06:49:30 PM
Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!


Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: masterofsparks on January 18, 2008, 07:11:36 PM
Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!




I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: TL on January 18, 2008, 07:26:55 PM
Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!




I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.


Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: masterofsparks on January 18, 2008, 07:33:47 PM
Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!




I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.




If you do, I'll have to figure out how to type Tom's stuttering cut-off noise.
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: emma on January 18, 2008, 07:42:53 PM
Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.

And TL does the jingle for their tv/radio advertisements!
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: TL on January 18, 2008, 07:45:27 PM
Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.

And TL does the jingle for their tv/radio advertisements!


I thought I already did that...

Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: Stupornaut on January 18, 2008, 07:47:20 PM
Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!




I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.




If you do, I'll have to figure out how to type Tom's stuttering cut-off noise.

"Uht-dut-dut-dut"?
Title: Re: How many Best Show Laws does this break?
Post by: masterofsparks on January 18, 2008, 08:20:41 PM
Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!




I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.




If you do, I'll have to figure out how to type Tom's stuttering cut-off noise.

"Uht-dut-dut-dut"?

Which reminds me, "automatic stuttering" made me laugh.