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Title: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Susannah on February 05, 2008, 10:29:27 AM
...don't see "Teeth."  Talk about preverts!
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: bruce on February 05, 2008, 10:34:59 AM
I heard a review of this film and have no desire to even see the preview
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Laurie on February 05, 2008, 10:59:07 AM
I honestly can't wait to see it. Vagina dentata is my favorite urban legend/ubiquitous indigenous peoples myth. I loves it.

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It looks fun!
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Joe Don from Astoria on February 05, 2008, 11:01:23 AM
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Vagina dentata is my favorite urban legend/ubiquitous indigenous peoples myth.

And I still say it was my favorite catchy song from The Lion King.

I guess we'll agree to disagree.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: A.M. Thomas on February 05, 2008, 11:29:06 AM
Wait, vagina dentata isn't real?  Are we sure about that?
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Sarah on February 05, 2008, 11:44:37 AM
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Vagina dentata is my favorite urban legend/ubiquitous indigenous peoples myth.

And I still say it was my favorite catchy song from The Lion King.

Now you've got me humming it.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Oogie on February 05, 2008, 01:06:20 PM
Problem solved!

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Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Martin on February 05, 2008, 02:03:27 PM
I was more interested in seeing Teeth when they promoted it as a odd comedy with feminist overtones, not a full-blown horror movie. Then again, the trailer might lie. I still want to see it.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Laurie on February 05, 2008, 02:09:33 PM
The trailer does seem fairly misleading, based on the reviews I've skimmed. I'm sure this will become required viewing at my alma mater's human sexuality sociology course.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Beth on February 05, 2008, 06:40:14 PM
I feel like they make trailers like that to appeal to the horror movie freaks.

 But yes, I've read good things about it, and it looks pretty awesome.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Gilly on February 06, 2008, 12:06:40 AM
Was Lars and the Real Girl real bad?
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on February 06, 2008, 12:09:39 AM
Does anyone know where I can get a vagina dentata fleshlight?  Long story.

EDIT: Dammit, I think I forgot the word "dentata" and my attempted zinger just made me look like a creep.  An utterly non-resourceful creep. 

That, or Jason is having fun with me.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Denim Gremlin on February 06, 2008, 12:54:32 AM
I was more interested in seeing Teeth when they promoted it as a odd comedy with feminist overtones, not a full-blown horror movie. Then again, the trailer might lie. I still want to see it.

am I not supposed to be terrified by having my penis bitten off?
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Sarah on February 06, 2008, 10:01:47 AM
I have a feeling I'll like Lars and the Real Girl when it finally crosses my field of vision.  Sounds charming to me.  Teeth less so, but I'll give it a whirl if I get the chance.

Colin, being afraid of having your penis bitten off by a vagina is at best irrational, and if you're afraid of having it bitten off by something else, with the proper precautions, I think you'll be okay.  Don't fret too much.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: dave from knoxville on February 06, 2008, 10:29:26 AM
I was more interested in seeing Teeth when they promoted it as a odd comedy with feminist overtones, not a full-blown horror movie. Then again, the trailer might lie. I still want to see it.

am I not supposed to be terrified by having my penis bitten off?

It's comedy gold!

Of course, rape jokes are RIGHT out. Unless, apparently, Andy Breckman's telling them.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Laurie on February 06, 2008, 11:35:23 AM
Of course, rape jokes are RIGHT out. Unless, apparently, Andy Breckman's telling them.

One word: RAPEX (http://www.rapestop.net/).
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Joe Don from Astoria on February 06, 2008, 11:46:50 AM
I think I saw that product on an episode of Punk'd.

It's bound to be a more successful device than MURDEREX, a head-to-toe kevlar bodysuit with a face shield of bulletproof glass.  One hot Georgia day in that thing, and your own bodily funk will do you in.  Kinda defeats the purpose.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Denim Gremlin on February 06, 2008, 04:53:27 PM
Colin, being afraid of having your penis bitten off by a vagina is at best irrational, and if you're afraid of having it bitten off by something else, with the proper precautions, I think you'll be okay.  Don't fret too much.

well, I've never claimed to be anything but completely irrational.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Beth on February 06, 2008, 04:58:38 PM
Of course, rape jokes are RIGHT out. Unless, apparently, Andy Breckman's telling them.

One word: RAPEX (http://www.rapestop.net/).


What's with the banner on that sight? When I think rape I don't think "big boobs!"

That thing cannot be comfortable. I don't care what the FAQ says.
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Sarah on February 06, 2008, 05:31:12 PM
well, I've never claimed to be anything but completely irrational.

In that case, fret away!
Title: Re: If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."
Post by: Martin on February 06, 2008, 05:47:43 PM
Of course, rape jokes are RIGHT out. Unless, apparently, Andy Breckman's telling them.

One word: RAPEX (http://www.rapestop.net/).

Three words: Rape an Ape

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