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Title: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: scotttsss on February 10, 2008, 01:53:17 PM
I know orange crates are all the rage among most listeners, but I prefer the smaller milk crate.  It's light, compact, and does the job nicely.  While listening at work (grocery industry), I was literally sitting on one when Tom and Paul F. Tompkins were discussing their use among the audience.  I don't know if what I felt was pride exactly, but it was pretty funny if nothing else..

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Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Sarah on February 10, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
Orange crates suffer from a serious drawback: being made of wood, they can give one splinters.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Sploops on February 10, 2008, 03:01:10 PM
Bah, those things waffle your ass is you sit too long.  Orange crates all the way.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Sarah on February 10, 2008, 03:07:17 PM
A throw pillow takes care of that, Sploops.  Or a coat or the like.

Personally, I like the spring in a milk crate; orange crates are so unyielding.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: jane on February 10, 2008, 03:27:49 PM
Back in the 60's, Yoko Ono decorated her whole Soho loft space with orange crates she collected on the street.  She set one down as a coffee / eating table then arranged others around, which served as seats;  she joined a couple together to form a bed and night table, which was her sleeping area. 
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: dave from knoxville on February 11, 2008, 11:38:25 AM
And if life has taught me anything, it's this:

Emulate Yoko Ono.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: erika on February 11, 2008, 12:04:14 PM
Hey, I'd be willing to spend a week in bed. Noooo problem.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: dave from knoxville on February 11, 2008, 02:03:43 PM
I listen to the podcast on an iPod.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Gilly on February 11, 2008, 04:29:18 PM
I listen to the podcast on an iPod.

Yeah, this definitely isn't a mono vs. stereo, vinyl vs. cd debate. It's gotta be Ipod>Milk Crate every time. Tom's voice just sounds so much richer. Frankly, I don't even know why anyone would even think of listening to the Best Show on a milk crate.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: scotttsss on February 11, 2008, 04:36:56 PM
Well you know, it comes down to cost/benefit analysis in the end.  Is it worth the money an ipod costs versus the bare-bones functionality of a milk crate?  Each person has to decide that for themselves. 
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Sarah on February 11, 2008, 04:47:25 PM
Milk crates are also much more versatile than iPods.  For that matter, so are orange crates.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: <<<<< on February 11, 2008, 04:51:50 PM
I tend to be a cement block guy, myself.

Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on February 11, 2008, 04:56:47 PM
Most of my furniture consists of stacked Zunes that I grabbed from outside convenience stores.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Pat K on February 11, 2008, 05:17:15 PM
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Milk crates are also much more versatile than iPods.  For that matter, so are orange crates.

I've gotta come down on the side of crates here. Try carrying your oranges or glass milk bottles around in an iPod. You will not get far.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Martin on February 11, 2008, 05:25:32 PM
Hey Rockefellers, ever heard of a chair?
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: <<<<< on February 11, 2008, 08:36:59 PM
The ipod idea is intriguing though.  Gonna have to steal me one of those.

Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: KickTheBobo on February 11, 2008, 10:16:52 PM
I'm all for the milk crate. Orange crates are way too bourgeosie for me.

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-or-

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Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: TremblingEagle on February 11, 2008, 11:48:13 PM
Hey Rockefellers, ever heard of a chair?

That's so.......common.

Gauche even.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Sarah on February 12, 2008, 08:03:44 AM
(http://kickthebobo.com//7b53_1_b.JPG)

With longer legs, this might have been the perfect gift for Tom if he'd made the move to Sirius.
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Josh on March 16, 2008, 09:51:17 AM
LISTENER APPRECIATION WEEK, MARCH 13, 2001

"Henry, if you're out there listening, sitting in front of your old transistor radio, probably sitting on the orange crate in your apartment, or in your parents' basement, you got where you got because of that attitude, buddy!"
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Josh on April 28, 2008, 09:26:54 PM
MARATHON WEEK 2, MARCH 27, 2001

to Hot Rockin' Ronny: "There's no way you've gotten one piece of mail from anyone in this area, except for maybe the guy who rented you your furniture, the orange crates that you used to sit on in your subbasement apartment."
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Josh on May 25, 2008, 11:42:46 AM
JULY 13, 2004

to Humberto: " . . . in your rotten Brazilian apartment, sitting on the orange crate and watching your black and white television and listening to your transistor radio with your single-ear earpiece."
Title: Re: I listen to the podcast on a milk crate.
Post by: Sploops on May 28, 2008, 06:49:19 PM
December 2, 2003 (http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=9672&archive=10394&starttime=2:46:00)