FOT Forum

The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: Jake from Memphis on February 21, 2008, 01:26:46 PM

Title: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Jake from Memphis on February 21, 2008, 01:26:46 PM
This is by far the most horrible and tortuous fontasy of them all.

http://blog.sailorjerry.com/post/breaking_news_gene_simmons_sex_tape/
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: John Junk on February 21, 2008, 02:02:10 PM
What is this, an Al Goldstein message board?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: erika on February 21, 2008, 02:03:01 PM
Quote
Gene Simmons sex tape!!

NO
 :-[
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Beth on February 21, 2008, 02:14:04 PM
I'm not clicking.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Matt on February 21, 2008, 02:28:16 PM
Quote from: Beth on February 21, 2008, 02:14:04 PM
I'm not clicking.

I did, and I regret it. However, the link does include an MP3 download of "Love Gun"!
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Turf Out on February 21, 2008, 02:35:17 PM
ooops, i must be at tmz.com, not the friends of tom message board.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: kenkwan on February 21, 2008, 02:54:16 PM
That's it, I'm switching my vote over to Mike. I've been on the fence between the two, but not now.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Martin on February 21, 2008, 03:49:35 PM
That's what I get for posting threads with clever subjects! (http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,2001.0.html)
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Jake from Memphis on February 21, 2008, 07:34:07 PM
now, now.  Wasn't trying to ruffle any feathers or poison anyone's virgin eyes, I just thought it was funny in the context of killer axe basses and the fontasy party.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on February 22, 2008, 12:30:06 AM
I'm frankly surprised that this didn't happen years ago.  Maybe Gene Simmons kept making sex tapes but no one cared enough to circulate them.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Spreekemp on February 22, 2008, 12:58:17 AM
"It's your choice...the makeup or the shirt."
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on February 22, 2008, 02:04:30 AM
Quote from: Spreekemp on February 22, 2008, 12:58:17 AM
"It's your choice...the makeup or the shirt."

I nominate this for best post of 2008.
You, sir, have won the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest of my nightmares.

Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: buffcoat on February 22, 2008, 10:36:21 AM
Quote from: Jasongrote on February 22, 2008, 12:30:06 AM
I'm frankly surprised that this didn't happen years ago.  Maybe Gene Simmons kept making sex tapes but no one cared enough to circulate them.

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: buffcoat on February 22, 2008, 10:37:59 AM
Quote from: Spreekemp on February 22, 2008, 12:58:17 AM
"It's your choice...the makeup or the shirt."

MURPHY:  With the mustache, or without the mustache?
DEBBIT:   Without, please.
MURPHY:  Too bad.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Pat K on February 22, 2008, 11:00:41 AM
In a week without the unveiling of Marky Ramone prophylactics, this would blow my mind a lot more.


But honestly, what is this, the filthiest week ever? Aging rock stars, please throw some cold water on your faces and count to 10. Yeesh!!
Title: Re: Gene Simmons sex tape!!
Post by: Pat K on February 22, 2008, 11:01:36 AM
Quote
I'm frankly surprised that this didn't happen years ago.  Maybe Gene Simmons kept making sex tapes but no one cared enough to circulate them.

Pretty much, him and Dustin Diamond.