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Title: An act of total provocation
Post by: Chris L on September 27, 2006, 09:20:43 PM
The following is on the WFMU homepage as I type:

The call-in number for Seven Second Delay is 201-209-9368.

Andy stealing money out of his own producer's pocket? Disgraceful.
Title: Re: An act of total provocation
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 28, 2006, 07:45:34 AM
<in the voice of Bugs Bunny> Of course you realize, this means war!
Title: Re: An act of total provocation
Post by: Chris L on September 28, 2006, 11:51:34 AM
I've written a letter to the SEC, ATF, FCC and Interpol* urging them to crack down on WFMU for this plainly illegal infringement on Tom's telephonic rights.  Also, as WFMU broadcasts worldwide over the internet I consider this an international matter, and urge you to flood your local UN representative with e-mails until someone stands up and says "Never Again."

*Carlos D. is known for his influence with New Jersey state legislators
Title: Re: An act of total provocation
Post by: Laurie on September 28, 2006, 12:49:06 PM
Quote from: Chris L on September 28, 2006, 11:51:34 AM
*Carlos D. is known for his influence with New Jersey state legislators

I have it on good authority that Carlos D. has herpes.
Title: Re: An act of total provocation
Post by: Chris L on September 28, 2006, 02:22:52 PM
Quote from: Laurie on September 28, 2006, 12:49:06 PM
Quote from: Chris L on September 28, 2006, 11:51:34 AM
*Carlos D. is known for his influence with New Jersey state legislators

I have it on good authority that Carlos D. has herpes.

Now you're connecting the dots. 
Title: Re: An act of total provocation
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 28, 2006, 02:50:24 PM
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF COOK COUNTY, ILLINOIS
MUNICIPAL DEPARTMENT, FIRST DISTRICT

                                               
TOM SCHARPLING,                
   Plaintiff            
                     
         v.                No. 06-M1-2099368
                  
SEVEN SECOND DELAY,           
   Defendant              

      

   MOTION TO CEASE ILLEGAL PHONE USE BY A JERK
   BY DEFENDANT PRO SE

    NOW COMES Plaintiff, Tom Scharpling, bringing this Motion before this Honorable Court to order a jerk stop using a sacred private phone line pursuant to 735 ILCS 5/2-1203, and states the following in support thereof:

1. Some Dumbass with Seven Second Delay is using 201-209-9368 illegally and without permission.

2. This motion is brought within 30 days, therefore this court has jurisdiction to hear this action pursuant to 735 ILCS 5/2-1203.

3. Defendant asks that this Honorable Court order Seven Second Delay immediately cease and desist these actions post haste.

    WHEREFORE, Plaintiff, Tom Scharpling, prays that this Honorable Court cease this injustice and punish the offender in any way this Court deems just and proper.

               
Title: Re: An act of total provocation
Post by: Jixby Phillips on September 30, 2006, 03:52:11 AM
GET OFF MY PHONELINE
Title: Re: An act of total provocation
Post by: Tyrannosaurus Rocks on September 30, 2006, 02:53:21 PM
Gompl? Spoken like "Compel"?