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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: JP on March 17, 2008, 10:29:49 AM
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Is Diablo Cody in the hate pit?
(http://www.freedomdogs.com/images/stories/resizedmickey.jpg)
...you know she used to be a stripper.
Even more entertaining is the blog it came from:
http://www.freedomdogs.com/news-archive-mainmenu-2/107-pop-culturethe-artsmusicfilm/2511-candy-girl-alone.html
(thanks to rootdoc)
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That photo transcends the hate pit into a new physical form from which no light can escape.
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I know it's major dead-horse territory, so instead of starting a new thread, I'm gonna piggyback on this one.
The new rant by Cody Diablo on her MySpace page is a classic - (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=301249153&blogid=433864247&page=1)
I'm sorry that while you were shooting your failed opus at Tisch, I was jamming toxic silicon toys up my ass for money. I get why you're bitter. I took exactly one film class in college and-- with the curious exception of the Douglas Sirk unit—it bored the shit out of me. I also once got busted for loudly crinkling a bag of Jujubes during a classroom screening of Vivre Sa Vie. I don't deserve to be here. We've established that. But I'm here. Five million 12-year-olds think I'm Buck Henry. Accept it.
(Incidentally, if you were me for one day you'd crumble like fucking Stilton. I am better at this than you. You're not strong enough, Film_Fan78. Trust me.)
She actually 1) reads the comments in IMDB forums, and 2) reponds to them publicly!
Also notice that at the end of all that spleen-venting, there is a little box which says: "Currently listening: Jonas Brothers: Bonus Jonas Edition"
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That is rare, children. That is blue-rare.
No braggin' there, I see.
A friend of mine had me convinced for about 5 minutes that the Jonas Brothers were trying to break away from their kiddie demographic and had a new album called "Bust A Nut". Then I realized he was lying to me.
That is all I have to say on the subject.
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Thanks, Pat, you just gave me an idea for a new tattoo!
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I just learned that Diablo Cody was a DJ at KRUI, the college radio station at the University of Iowa, in the vicinity of my hometown. It's a decent station, and this probably means that she's not beelzebub incarnate as her detractors suggest (and as her nom de plume would also suggest). Now, carry on...
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I liked this:
Listen: I've been telling stories my whole life. Even when I was a phone sex operator, I was the Mark Twain of extemporaneous jerk-off fiction. I took every perspiring creep on a fucking journey. I don't know how to do anything else.
I bet Mark Twain's ghost is currently weeping for what its soul has seen.
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I look forward to the day she receives her Mark Twain prize for humor at the AVNs.
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I liked this:
Listen: I've been telling stories my whole life. Even when I was a phone sex operator, I was the Mark Twain of extemporaneous jerk-off fiction. I took every perspiring creep on a fucking journey. I don't know how to do anything else.
I bet Mark Twain's ghost is currently weeping for what its soul has seen.
Nah, I think Twain would have been into it. He was no stuffed shirt.
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That Freedom Dogs blog is terrifying!
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/sep/19/oscars2008
apparently, in the UK we don't get all the c.o.d.y. hate.
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I liked this:
Listen: I've been telling stories my whole life. Even when I was a phone sex operator, I was the Mark Twain of extemporaneous jerk-off fiction. I took every perspiring creep on a fucking journey. I don't know how to do anything else.
I bet Mark Twain's ghost is currently weeping for what its soul has seen.
Nah, I think Twain would have been into it. He was no stuffed shirt.
True, but I think he'd prefer a different mouthpiece.