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Title: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on April 10, 2008, 07:52:36 AM
Hi FOTs,
  Not sure if this is already a topic, but I didn't see one like it in my search.  So ...

  How do you climb the FOT ranks?  I'd like to get to the Steve McQueen With A Skull Face ranking.  Is it all about how many postings you make?  Or does Tom pick based on his own criteria?

  There Will Be GOMPs! 
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: masterofsparks on April 10, 2008, 08:36:59 AM
I'm not sure either, but I've heard it has something to do with your Q rating.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Turf Out on April 10, 2008, 08:39:44 AM
I'm so excited to see where this thread goes.

(I wish I had something really funny to say so that Tom will see it, think I'm cool, and boost my ranking)

Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Omar on April 10, 2008, 08:43:12 AM
Per Gordon from North Dakota, Tom is receptive to payola, so that's worth a try.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: namethebats on April 10, 2008, 09:35:02 AM
I used to have more than 3,000 posts. Then Tom found a surveillance tape of a disparaging comment I made about "Waterloo" during our high school 70s Day.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: AaronC on April 10, 2008, 09:43:15 AM
You need to paypal me $100. 
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: God Stewart on April 10, 2008, 09:50:00 AM
They're all just messing with you, Steve. To move up you need to get a high score on one of the message board arcade games or record a personal best score on each of the games; then it unlocks a profile upgrade and a new batch of celebrities in the profile picture library.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: samir on April 10, 2008, 09:54:46 AM
"Uhh, if you guys wanna see it, we got a kill screen up the front... Donkey Kong kill screen... KILL SCREEN!"

You could be the next Steve Wiebe.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Turf Out on April 10, 2008, 10:09:32 AM
I used to have more than 3,000 posts. Then Tom found a surveillance tape of a disparaging comment I made about "Waterloo" during our high school 70s Day.

man that sucks.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: KickTheBobo on April 10, 2008, 10:17:28 AM
“I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,
but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.”

– Anon.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on April 10, 2008, 04:07:35 PM
There are easter eggs in the message board code that allow you to get more stars.   But each one works only once per user, so my personal rank will not rise based on the rest of this post:

1. Use the word "sir" in a post.
2. Use the word "junior" in a post.
3. Complement Dogmo.

There are also easter eggs that will remove stars:

1. Make a disparaging comment about our President.
2. Use the word "exactamundo."
3. Be Stephen King.


Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: dave from knoxville on April 10, 2008, 05:05:28 PM
He rewarded me because I can give six-digit approximations to square roots of positive integers to within 1%. IN MY HEAD.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: emma on April 10, 2008, 05:10:54 PM
He rewarded me because I can give six-digit approximations to square roots of positive integers to within 1%. IN MY HEAD.

No way. You too?
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: dave from knoxville on April 10, 2008, 05:16:44 PM
He rewarded me because I can give six-digit approximations to square roots of positive integers to within 1%. IN MY HEAD.

No way. You too?

Don't you remember, it's where we met!
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on April 10, 2008, 06:00:24 PM
I just started using Kern Co.'s new wonder drug FOToxinil

higher the dose = higher the rank

may cause heart stoppage
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: TL on April 10, 2008, 06:10:36 PM
"Uhh, if you guys wanna see it, we got a kill screen up the front... Donkey Kong kill screen... KILL SCREEN!"

You could be the next Steve Wiebe.

Holy Moly - I just saw that movie the other night - amazing!  Pretty much everyone in it EXCEPT Steve Wiebe is a Grade-A FWD AND a nerd!  "You know - it's controversial - like the abortion debate."  Whew buoy...
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: God Stewart on April 11, 2008, 12:09:44 AM
That movie was my Karate Kid.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on April 11, 2008, 04:08:15 AM
"Uhh, if you guys wanna see it, we got a kill screen up the front... Donkey Kong kill screen... KILL SCREEN!"

You could be the next Steve Wiebe.

Holy Moly - I just saw that movie the other night - amazing!  Pretty much everyone in it EXCEPT Steve Wiebe is a Grade-A FWD AND a nerd!  "You know - it's controversial - like the abortion debate."  Whew buoy...

Yeah!  Steve Wiebe's basically normal to slightly-nerdier-than-normal.  Like his whole approach of actually confronting people in a non-threatening straightforward way just rocked the shit out of the gaming world when it's sort of like a standard middle management thing.  "Hey, I'll call this guy I don't like and try and breach an uncomfortable subject like an adult."  NO YOU DIDN'T!  Now that guy has to spend all his time on cell phones with arcade goons spying on you!
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on April 11, 2008, 04:10:44 AM
I was out on the Walk of Fame in Weird-O-Wood and a homeless man called me Steve McQueen with a Fat Face ... Close enough!!!

No, it's really not though.  That homeless man had to pay, and pay he did ... with all of his life up to that moment.












I am bored at work and none of the above is true.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: ughwhy on April 11, 2008, 10:50:15 AM
Anyone looking for a healthy dose of Billy Mitchell crazy should take a look at this transcript (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/the_king_of_kong_continued) from the Onion AV Club.

My favorite part:

Quote
AVC: I'd guess this is a question you're getting a lot.

BM: Either that, or I can read your mind, and you should hang up the phone quickly. Recall the scene in your mind. I'm walking with my wife—my trophy wife, which we'll talk about later. Um, what part of the country are you in? Chicago? Is that where you were born? Or where you grew up?

AVC: I grew up in Milwaukee.

BM: Very good. That plays a point later… We're on the record here so, I'm gonna watch what I wanna tell you. Are we on the record?

AVC: Yes.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Julie on April 11, 2008, 11:57:20 AM

3. Complement Dogmo.

Wait a minute... I don't think complimenting Dogmo works.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on April 11, 2008, 02:42:51 PM

3. Complement Dogmo.

Wait a minute... I don't think complimenting Dogmo works.

Complementing will, complimenting will not.  How you do that is anyone's guess.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Julie on April 11, 2008, 03:26:14 PM

I am bored at work and none of the above is true.
Why did you have to say that? Now I'm bored.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: emma on April 11, 2008, 03:37:38 PM
"Uhh, if you guys wanna see it, we got a kill screen up the front... Donkey Kong kill screen... KILL SCREEN!"

You could be the next Steve Wiebe.

Holy Moly - I just saw that movie the other night - amazing!  Pretty much everyone in it EXCEPT Steve Wiebe is a Grade-A FWD AND a nerd!  "You know - it's controversial - like the abortion debate."  Whew buoy...

Yeah!  Steve Wiebe's basically normal to slightly-nerdier-than-normal.  Like his whole approach of actually confronting people in a non-threatening straightforward way just rocked the shit out of the gaming world when it's sort of like a standard middle management thing.  "Hey, I'll call this guy I don't like and try and breach an uncomfortable subject like an adult."  NO YOU DIDN'T!  Now that guy has to spend all his time on cell phones with arcade goons spying on you!

Should I watch King Of Kong? I keep walking past it in the video store, and the guy with the muttonchops who works evenings taped a little note to it that's like "EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS IT IS SO AMAZING" but that's sort of convincing me in the other direction because he's never been that nice to me. And he has muttonchops.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Julie on April 11, 2008, 03:44:10 PM

3. Complement Dogmo.

Wait a minute... I don't think complimenting Dogmo works.

Complementing will, complimenting will not.  How you do that is anyone's guess.

My spelling really does suck!
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: kimota on April 11, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
Does let muttonchops affect you decision to see King Of Kong.  It is very good.  But I know what you mean about annoying people recommending good movies.  That has sometimes kept me away from some movies for a bit. I still haven't seen E.T. due to a jerk recommending it to me in third grade and that goes back to the early 80's.  
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on April 11, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
"Uhh, if you guys wanna see it, we got a kill screen up the front... Donkey Kong kill screen... KILL SCREEN!"

You could be the next Steve Wiebe.

Holy Moly - I just saw that movie the other night - amazing!  Pretty much everyone in it EXCEPT Steve Wiebe is a Grade-A FWD AND a nerd!  "You know - it's controversial - like the abortion debate."  Whew buoy...

Yeah!  Steve Wiebe's basically normal to slightly-nerdier-than-normal.  Like his whole approach of actually confronting people in a non-threatening straightforward way just rocked the shit out of the gaming world when it's sort of like a standard middle management thing.  "Hey, I'll call this guy I don't like and try and breach an uncomfortable subject like an adult."  NO YOU DIDN'T!  Now that guy has to spend all his time on cell phones with arcade goons spying on you!

Should I watch King Of Kong? I keep walking past it in the video store, and the guy with the muttonchops who works evenings taped a little note to it that's like "EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS IT IS SO AMAZING" but that's sort of convincing me in the other direction because he's never been that nice to me. And he has muttonchops.

You should see it.  It's not amazing , but it's darn good entertainment.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Sarah on April 11, 2008, 04:00:35 PM
So was E.T., once upon a time.  I don't know if you'd enjoy it now, so you may have missed out forever, totep.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: samir on April 11, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
Should I watch King Of Kong? I keep walking past it in the video store, and the guy with the muttonchops who works evenings taped a little note to it that's like "EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS IT IS SO AMAZING" but that's sort of convincing me in the other direction because he's never been that nice to me. And he has muttonchops.

As if John Junk's word isn't good enough.
Emma, I know you'll listen to me.
Watch 'King of Kong', it's pretty great.
There's a guy in it called Mr. Awesome and you get to see his dating video.
It's like my webcam but sexier.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: emma on April 11, 2008, 08:42:40 PM
As if John Junk's word isn't good enough.
Emma, I know you'll listen to me.
Watch 'King of Kong', it's pretty great.
There's a guy in it called Mr. Awesome and you get to see his dating video.
It's like my webcam but sexier.

Not only have all these recommendations settled the matter, but I am stealing this post and handing it in as part of the poetry assignment I have to do for Writer's Craft.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on April 11, 2008, 10:41:00 PM
has anyone tried his hot sauce?
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: samir on April 12, 2008, 11:16:22 AM
has anyone tried his hot sauce?
not yet, but a few of my friends want to make a road trip over the summer down to his restaurant in south florida.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Gore Marie on April 12, 2008, 03:23:03 PM
"Uhh, if you guys wanna see it, we got a kill screen up the front... Donkey Kong kill screen... KILL SCREEN!"

You could be the next Steve Wiebe.

Holy Moly - I just saw that movie the other night - amazing!  Pretty much everyone in it EXCEPT Steve Wiebe is a Grade-A FWD AND a nerd!  "You know - it's controversial - like the abortion debate."  Whew buoy...

Yeah!  Steve Wiebe's basically normal to slightly-nerdier-than-normal.  Like his whole approach of actually confronting people in a non-threatening straightforward way just rocked the shit out of the gaming world when it's sort of like a standard middle management thing.  "Hey, I'll call this guy I don't like and try and breach an uncomfortable subject like an adult."  NO YOU DIDN'T!  Now that guy has to spend all his time on cell phones with arcade goons spying on you!

Should I watch King Of Kong? I keep walking past it in the video store, and the guy with the muttonchops who works evenings taped a little note to it that's like "EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS IT IS SO AMAZING" but that's sort of convincing me in the other direction because he's never been that nice to me. And he has muttonchops.

Does having a soft spot for muttonchops make me a terrible person? 
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Stan on April 12, 2008, 04:42:27 PM
Does having a soft spot for muttonchops make me a terrible person? 

 FOTchan, Gloria.

 It's there for a reason.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: orangewhip on April 12, 2008, 07:16:02 PM
has anyone tried his hot sauce?
not yet, but a few of my friends want to make a road trip over the summer down to his restaurant in south florida.

My cousin went there a couple weeks ago.  He sent me an email regarding it.  Here it is.

"So....Susan and I are on a couple-day spring break getaway to Fort Lauderdale, and this evening we drove 20 minutes down the road to Hollywood to have dinner at Billy Mitchell's restaurant. On the outside it looks like such a ridiculous dive. On the inside, much smaller than you'd guess from the shots in the movie, and packed with over-middle-aged-to-elderly hic locals all being very loud and old women in skanky clothing. Weirdness. A dialogue:

Me: I'll have the pastrami on rye with the cole slaw.
Waitress: Oh, our cole slaw sucks.
Me: Okay, I'll have the fries."


Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on April 13, 2008, 02:37:58 AM
Does having a soft spot for muttonchops make me a terrible person? 

Not in the slightest.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Pat K on April 14, 2008, 03:59:05 PM
Quote
has anyone tried his hot sauce?

A guy I know ordered some, and Billy Mitchell called him up on the phone about it, same as he did in that Onion article. He must do that a lot.
Title: Re: How do you climb the ranks?
Post by: Rainer on April 15, 2008, 01:53:51 PM
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How do you climb the FOT ranks?  I'd like to get to the Steve McQueen With A Skull Face ranking.

When the ranking category labels changed, I thought the man behind the curtain had dropped the ranking convention in favor of personally bestowed nicknames.  "I'm Steve McQueen with a Skull Face? Why? My complexion? Oh well, at least I'm not a rapist."