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Title: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 14, 2008, 10:32:54 PM
Shall we revive this thread from the old messageboard with new and old Wursterisms?

"Say it again" when Tom shows any hint of agreement/respect for him.

Getting AP Mike's name wrong.

Philla-dummy, Grateful-dummy, SanFran-dummy etc.

"Don't judge."

"Yeah, why?"

WFMU is a high school radio station.

Claiming Tom uses a voice modulator.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on April 14, 2008, 11:17:29 PM
Wait, whuuuuuuuut?

Funny heights - 4'8", for example.

Inappropriate and braggy sexual disclosures.

Death threats.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 14, 2008, 11:35:18 PM
Confusing a band for a person.

From 2005/08/02:

JW - Who's he?
Tom- Who's who?
JW- Minor Threat.

There are other examples of this, but I can't remember any right now.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: TacoSmith on April 14, 2008, 11:37:35 PM
"Are you strapped in....do you have your helmet on?"

"I'm going to turn this place into a car wash"

"You don't talk to me that way, I talk to YOU that way!"

References to "doing rails"

"You don't know what you're talking about!"


Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on April 14, 2008, 11:38:53 PM
"Madder than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Deric W. Haircare on April 14, 2008, 11:39:19 PM
References to Button Gwinnett.

"Oh, really!"

(Also: Husker Dude, moonshake.)

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 14, 2008, 11:46:36 PM
(Also: Husker Dude, moonshake.)
Yes, classic!

Another classic: "Can you send me a JPEG?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on April 15, 2008, 01:46:47 AM
"What's that?!"

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Matt on April 15, 2008, 02:22:37 AM
"Wait - I'm not on the air, am I?" gets me every time.

Handburgers.

Threatening Tom through song. ("Bam-bam-bam-bam, buh-bam-bam-bam-bam...I'm gonna kill your face.")
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Martin on April 15, 2008, 04:17:41 AM
"Don't judge."

In more than a few recent calls, this is often said "don't judge me", which is hilarious to me for some reason.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Martin on April 15, 2008, 04:40:25 AM
"Read a book/newspaper/dictionary much?"

References to the world's funniest drug, cocaine.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: masterofsparks on April 15, 2008, 06:15:59 AM
References to "spank mags."

It's "Yeah, why?" and all of its variations that kill me each and every time.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Deric W. Haircare on April 15, 2008, 07:39:24 AM
Alternately: references to "stroke books".

It's been a while since I've heard one, but also: really unwieldy URLs.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Bozarth on April 15, 2008, 09:18:33 AM
"Idi Amin, who's she?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: samir on April 15, 2008, 10:01:42 AM
Let's not forget all the references to cocaine:

- The white lady
- Rails
- "A very expensive ski trip"
- The Conductor
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 15, 2008, 10:29:13 AM
That manic laughter... "eeeeeehehehehe", it's pretty contagious.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Wes on April 15, 2008, 11:34:37 AM
That manic laughter... "eeeeeehehehehe", it's pretty contagious.

It is, especially when it comes from Roy.

"What's that?!"

I actually love it even more when the "Who's THAT?" or "What's THAT?" comes from Tom, to a normal caller. Especially when it seems like he decided to say it at the last second, and then gets the caller to spend five minutes trying to explain something that he obviously already knows. Bonus points when he gets someone to do it in relation to a movie sequel/remake.

When either of them does it, though, it's just the way they manage to sound so proud of not knowing something that really makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: jed on April 15, 2008, 11:38:26 AM
Another classic: "Can you send me a JPEG?"

I've always heard "shoot me a JPEG" which is even funnier.

Also, "Define ______."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 15, 2008, 12:19:36 PM
JW going "higher", "lower", "little higher", "little lower", "waaay higher" etc. while Tom counts up/down to a number. I love how long it always takes Tom to finally make a correct guess.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: MichelleinGB on April 15, 2008, 03:30:42 PM

It's "Yeah, why?" and all of its variations that kill me each and every time.

Same here.  That, and "Wait - whaaaaaaat?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Itslikeimsayin on April 15, 2008, 04:43:11 PM
JW going "higher", "lower", "little higher", "little lower", "waaay higher" etc. while Tom counts up/down to a number. I love how long it always takes Tom to finally make a correct guess.

You failed to mention the added bonus of Wurster's character usually acting like Tom is ridiculous once he actually passes the correct number.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Stupornaut on April 15, 2008, 05:13:48 PM
Not that frequent, but slays me every time: references to gym shorts.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Deric W. Haircare on April 15, 2008, 06:30:28 PM
I actually love it even more when the "Who's THAT?" or "What's THAT?" comes from Tom, to a normal caller. Especially when it seems like he decided to say it at the last second, and then gets the caller to spend five minutes trying to explain something that he obviously already knows. Bonus points when he gets someone to do it in relation to a movie sequel/remake.

When either of them does it, though, it's just the way they manage to sound so proud of not knowing something that really makes me laugh.

Starting to drift off-topic, but: YES! I was just listening to the 2001 show wherein Tom insists to callers (for over half an hour) that they're mistaken about The Producers having been a movie before it was a play, and that an IMDB search only pulls up results for The Directors, starring Gene Wilder and Dom DeLouise (a la the later Dawn of the Dead dust-up). Radio magic.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: masterofsparks on April 15, 2008, 06:51:46 PM
I actually love it even more when the "Who's THAT?" or "What's THAT?" comes from Tom, to a normal caller. Especially when it seems like he decided to say it at the last second, and then gets the caller to spend five minutes trying to explain something that he obviously already knows. Bonus points when he gets someone to do it in relation to a movie sequel/remake.

When either of them does it, though, it's just the way they manage to sound so proud of not knowing something that really makes me laugh.

Starting to drift off-topic, but: YES! I was just listening to the 2001 show wherein Tom insists to callers (for over half an hour) that they're mistaken about The Producers having been a movie before it was a play, and that an IMDB search only pulls up results for The Directors, starring Gene Wilder and Dom DeLouise (a la the later Dawn of the Dead dust-up). Radio magic.

I liked when he did this re: the announcement of the death of Gleason Jones, who he insisted, over the objections of numerous callers, was the actor who played the prinicipal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Or when he claimed that The Flintstones actually pre-dated The Honeymooners.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: perry on April 15, 2008, 07:16:57 PM
"oh you gotta be KIDDING me!!"

"you mean to tell me that you have a radio show..."

and one of my favorite things is when he insists that the best show is on a high school radio station.  makes me laugh every time.

"aw, c'mon guy!"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: team minus zero on April 15, 2008, 08:27:21 PM
"Right in the juggler" as opposed to " jugular"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on April 15, 2008, 08:38:46 PM
The insulted "Noooooouuu!" that PBR always shouts when Tom gets something wrong.

"Philla-minion"

"Eng-uh-land"

And any time PBR starts rattling off a list and he drops into that mellow tone, i.e. Rambocky: "Footlong, salami, balogna, ham ... onions, banana peppers, extra oregano, extra mayo ... lettuce ... ... ... peanut chews."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Fig Neutron on April 15, 2008, 11:30:32 PM
I actually love it even more when the "Who's THAT?" or "What's THAT?" comes from Tom, to a normal caller. Especially when it seems like he decided to say it at the last second, and then gets the caller to spend five minutes trying to explain something that he obviously already knows. Bonus points when he gets someone to do it in relation to a movie sequel/remake.

When either of them does it, though, it's just the way they manage to sound so proud of not knowing something that really makes me laugh.

Starting to drift off-topic, but: YES! I was just listening to the 2001 show wherein Tom insists to callers (for over half an hour) that they're mistaken about The Producers having been a movie before it was a play, and that an IMDB search only pulls up results for The Directors, starring Gene Wilder and Dom DeLouise (a la the later Dawn of the Dead dust-up). Radio magic.

I liked when he did this re: the announcement of the death of Gleason Jones, who he insisted, over the objections of numerous callers, was the actor who played the prinicipal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Or when he claimed that The Flintstones actually pre-dated The Honeymooners.

The CNN crawl guy was my Furst Wurst (before I was on the 'in').  What a good one to start with, as I don't think it was planned out, and he seemed like a real (though weird) person.

Then, "I wonder what I'm gonna say at your funeral?  Which I have a feeling will be rather soon."  And to the caller, not Tom.  That actually freaked me out a little.

Tom did a GREAT Producers-esque one tonight, going all over the map with Bob Dylan's chronology.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: namethebats on April 16, 2008, 10:48:19 AM

Tom did a GREAT Producers-esque one tonight, going all over the map with Bob Dylan's chronology.

Not to mention the Cubs' World Series win in 1999. He looked it up!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Pat K on April 16, 2008, 11:34:17 AM
A rare gem, but my favorite:

"How old are you, son?!"

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 16, 2008, 01:15:51 PM
"You must not wanna live very long, then." I forget who this comes from.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: geneparmesan on April 16, 2008, 01:21:50 PM
I love that no matter how many times Tom tells him that it's call screener Mike, Wurster always gets it wrong.  The bishop had some good ones last night:

Call screener Ricardo
Call screener Benji
Call screener Sherman
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: yesno on April 16, 2008, 03:14:08 PM
Sarcastic, over-the-top responses to very minor compliments.  There's a whole character based on this, of course, but lots of them do it.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Josh on April 16, 2008, 04:40:50 PM
references (Philly Boy Roy on July 11, 2006, Brian Hottenstein of Anything, Inc. on August 15, 2006, and Trip Whiting on Jan. 2, 2007)  to G.G. Allin "passing on".

"He was a good dude!" - PBR


 - - -


also, dropping the real names of stage named celebrities. the whole music scholar call, kevin allin, bill macey. i can't think of any other right now.

"Oh, you probably know him as . . . "
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 16, 2008, 05:30:36 PM
There's a variation on the "Why" where he makes a ridiculous statement and follows it with a rapid "Why?" without even allowing Tom a chance to express his surprise.

Bishop Fontana (2008.04.15): "Everybody has to stand for the four hours. They basically worship me. WHY?"

PBR (2005.07.12) : "Ladies love to get their tops yanked off... I was wearing a mask and I ran off. WHY?"

Mark Michaels (2005.08.02): "Fire. WHY?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Josh on April 17, 2008, 01:42:50 AM
"We're hoping for a hard R."

"It's kinda like ______, but a little darker."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: jed on April 17, 2008, 09:37:17 AM
"He was a good dude!" - PBR

So funny.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 17, 2008, 05:38:13 PM
"Thank you, Saheeb." - Bob Bogle Jr.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 18, 2008, 01:41:38 PM
John Q Law

Can I say _____  on the radio?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: buffcoat on April 18, 2008, 04:38:24 PM
And the alternate version, present at the beginning: "Tom, can I use the F-word?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: theericcarr on April 18, 2008, 05:18:12 PM
'You're NUTS!!!!"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Fig Neutron on April 19, 2008, 12:58:11 AM
"Hey, don't use the 'S' word!"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: benadian on April 19, 2008, 04:05:48 AM
I have to say I really relate to this Pudge fellow - I negate everything I say with "I donno" and I'm a closet classical/music theory nerd and stuff.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Sam on April 20, 2008, 09:59:12 AM
And the alternate version, present at the beginning: "Tom, can I use the F-word?"

Jon's ways around cussing are nice:  Ess hit; Ash olé; Bustin' your b's; and Fumb duck (the desperate reaction this got from Tom was great).  Are there others?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 22, 2008, 12:05:12 AM
Oh, I didn't know you were an expert on _______.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: joanna on April 22, 2008, 11:43:06 PM
weird-o-wood instead of hollyweird. and then tom tries to convince him that it's hollyweird by demonstrating how much more sense hollyweird makes than weirdowood. so awesome.

was this only twice, with the gorch and with PBR? or has it happened more?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Josh on April 29, 2008, 12:36:48 AM
There's a variation on the "Why" where he makes a ridiculous statement and follows it with a rapid "Why?" without even allowing Tom a chance to express his surprise.

Bishop Fontana (2008.04.15): "Everybody has to stand for the four hours. They basically worship me. WHY?"

PBR (2005.07.12) : "Ladies love to get their tops yanked off... I was wearing a mask and I ran off. WHY?"

Mark Michaels (2005.08.02): "Fire. WHY?"



personal all time fav...
Troy from Newbridge, June 2, 2007: "Don't Stand So Close to Me '86, WHY?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: samir on April 29, 2008, 12:48:29 AM
i also like

pbr - wait, you don't like santana?
tom - no
pbr - wait, wherrrrre?
tom - what?!
pbr - where don't you like them? on your radio or on your stereo?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Tim K in DC on April 29, 2008, 03:57:22 AM
Two from last week: "disgusten" and "dece."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: emma on April 29, 2008, 09:02:10 AM
"dece."

More of a teenagegirlerism.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on April 29, 2008, 09:45:22 AM
i also like

pbr - wait, you don't like santana?
tom - no
pbr - wait, wherrrrre?
tom - what?!
pbr - where don't you like them? on your radio or on your stereo?

wait, wheeeen?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: samir on April 29, 2008, 10:09:06 AM
Quote
PBR can't believe he doesn't like Santana, and he sings a bit of "Winning" from 1981's Zebop!. Tom says he doesn't like any era of the band, and PBR wants to know whyyyyyyyyyyyywheeeere Tom doesn't like them. Tom doesn't like the band on his stereo or on his television.

1.30.07
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: cutout on April 29, 2008, 06:03:16 PM
"I agree with everything you just said except for the word 'maybe'"

"I agree with everything you just said except for the phrase 'kind of'"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: perry on April 29, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
"you need to go back to school, son!"

also, where the hell did he come up with shellac-ing cheesesteaks?  that's so weird and funny.

"aw, you don't know what you're TALKIN' about!"

i also love whenever wurster calls him a clever name that is radio appropriate.  like "dunce", "jerk", "filth", "rube", etc.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on May 02, 2008, 04:46:32 AM
weird-o-wood instead of hollyweird. and then tom tries to convince him that it's hollyweird by demonstrating how much more sense hollyweird makes than weirdowood. so awesome.

was this only twice, with the gorge and with PBR? or has it happened more?

I've started using "Weird-o-wood" in my every day speech out here.  Nobody even understands that I'm referring to Hollywood.  The conversation usually goes something like this:

"Man, I was down in Weird-o-wood today, and saw a guy dressed as Optimus Prime."
"You were where?"
"Just down in Weird-o-wood, by the Chinese Theatre."
"Is that in Orange County?"

It's like being in a space race with people who still believe that the night sky is a blanket that God puts in front of the sun.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Sarah on May 02, 2008, 12:03:35 PM
Wait . . .
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on May 02, 2008, 04:58:16 PM
weird-o-wood instead of hollyweird. and then tom tries to convince him that it's hollyweird by demonstrating how much more sense hollyweird makes than weirdowood. so awesome.

was this only twice, with the gorge and with PBR? or has it happened more?

I've started using "Weird-o-wood" in my every day speech out here.  Nobody even understands that I'm referring to Hollywood.  The conversation usually goes something like this:

"Man, I was down in Weird-o-wood today, and saw a guy dressed as Optimus Prime."
"You were where?"
"Just down in Weird-o-wood, by the Chinese Theatre."
"Is that in Orange County?"

It's like being in a space race with people who still believe that the night sky is a blanket that God puts in front of the sun.

steve...youre weird-o-wood
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: emma on May 02, 2008, 05:05:50 PM
It's Life is like being in a space race with people who still believe that the night sky is a blanket that God puts in front of the sun.

I am getting this embroidered on a sampler and a t-shirt.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: samir on May 03, 2008, 12:43:56 PM
It's a Facebook favourite quote waiting to happen. Kudos, Big Steve!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on May 05, 2008, 02:43:54 AM
I'm glad you guys like it.  I wasn't even drunk when I wrote it!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mark on May 07, 2008, 09:18:23 PM
i also love whenever wurster calls him a clever name that is radio appropriate.  like "dunce", "jerk", "filth", "rube", etc.
The Keith Garfinkle call on Art of the Slap, wherein Tom gets called both a "munch" and a "fart," takes this to a whole other plane.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: ericluxury on May 09, 2008, 10:40:35 AM
Not exactly a Wursterism, but a Wurster catchphrase used by a Gawker post.
30 Rock In A Tailspin. Wait, wha(aaaaaaaaa)t? (http://gawker.com/5008397/30-rock-in-a-tailspin-wait-what)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: perry on May 09, 2008, 05:08:00 PM
i think wurster has been reading this thread, because didn't zachary brimstead just the other night do a "wait, wheeeeennnn?" or was it "wait, wheeeeeerrree?"?

convenient that we were just talking about it in this very thread just a few days before!

that's not to say i don't LOVE IT.  i was so pumped when he did that.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Rainer on May 11, 2008, 02:51:44 PM
"The caller is glad they filled up the hole with colored marbles and paved it over to erase all of the bad memories and help people move on."
http://www.recidivism.org/2007/05/power_pop_poppop.html

I love how strange civic details like these find their way into some of the bits.  Wish I could think of some other examples.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on May 13, 2008, 09:35:46 AM
Not necessarily for this thread, but not worth a new one (Might be called "Best Show Math"?).

David Gedge of The Wedding Present

(http://philspector.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/david-gedge.jpg)

PLUS The Martian from Bugs Bunny

(http://world.std.com/~kentq/marvin6.gif)

EQUALS the voice of Zachary Brimstead
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on May 13, 2008, 01:10:55 PM
Not necessarily for this thread, but not worth a new one (Might be called "Best Show Math"?).

David Gedge of The Wedding Present

(http://philspector.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/david-gedge.jpg)

PLUS The Martian from Bugs Bunny

(http://world.std.com/~kentq/marvin6.gif)

EQUALS the voice of Zachary Brimstead

more martian...but yes, i agree!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Stupornaut on May 29, 2008, 10:12:24 AM
I got an e-mail at work from somebody who runs an indie label in Minneapolis, announcing a whole bunch of shows to celebrate the label's 9th anniversary. The first sentence:

"So, are you strapped in?  You got your helmet on?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: WavyGravy on May 29, 2008, 04:35:14 PM
I got an e-mail at work from somebody who runs an indie label in Minneapolis, announcing a whole bunch of shows to celebrate the label's 9th anniversary. The first sentence:

"So, are you strapped in?  You got your helmet on?"

It's definitely spreading.  I am hearing a lot of 'ew boyy'.  They're not necessarily Best Show listeners, but probably picked it up from one though
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: perry on May 30, 2008, 06:02:16 PM
yeah...i say "ew buoy" about 50 times a day now.  it's getting a little crazy.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on May 30, 2008, 06:06:58 PM
yeah...i say "ew buoy" about 50 times a day now.  it's getting a little crazy.

yeah, i used to say it ironically. 


now i use it literally.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Viceroy Slim on June 03, 2008, 07:29:10 PM
"my daddy"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Sarah on June 04, 2008, 11:58:35 AM
I was saying that before Tom Scharpling was born, damn it.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Spike on June 04, 2008, 01:51:40 PM
"Idi Amin, who's she?"

Read your world history, pet.

 ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 05, 2008, 10:40:07 AM
"Idi Amin, who's she?"

Read your world history, pet.

 ??? ??? ??? ???

I wish you would call me Pet.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 05, 2008, 11:18:02 AM
"Idi Amin, who's she?"

Read your world history, pet.

 ??? ??? ??? ???

I wish you would call me Pet.

bleghhh.  this whole nonsense is giving me the goosepump creeps. 
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: emma on June 05, 2008, 11:55:34 AM
"Idi Amin, who's she?"

Read your world history, pet.

 ??? ??? ??? ???

I wish you would call me Pet.

bleghhh.  this whole nonsense is giving me the goosepump creeps. 

You're just jealous.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 05, 2008, 12:14:19 PM
"Idi Amin, who's she?"

Read your world history, pet.

 ??? ??? ??? ???

I wish you would call me Pet.

bleghhh.  this whole nonsense is giving me the goosepump creeps. 

You're just jealous.

truuue.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Jimmy on June 07, 2008, 09:55:18 PM
I like "IMDB that" to things such as band members or musical artists.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: adamfromohio on June 09, 2008, 01:14:04 PM
I like "IMDB that" to things such as band members or musical artists.


that's one of my favorites as well
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steeley Chris on June 14, 2008, 04:26:41 PM
Marky Ramone:

"Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba, yah gonna get muhrdud."

(maybe?) Hammerhead:
"I'm gonna smash you."

I actually said that to someone, and they backed off. It was great.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Sarah on August 19, 2009, 09:30:50 AM
"college greens"
"Rachel epitaphs"
but, especially, "death syrup"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: fredfoster on August 19, 2009, 05:10:35 PM
You have a radio show and don't know what XXXXX is?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: AllSussedOut on September 17, 2009, 11:27:42 AM
"whaaaaaaaat?" and variations, of course

"well, what would YOU have done?" (exasperated)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Bryan on September 17, 2009, 03:57:24 PM
I have fully adopted John McCain's "Eeeenhhh? Eeenhh?" that Todd Palin (I think) made fun of.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: perry on September 22, 2009, 11:18:32 AM
one of my favorites:  "you piece of dog FUUUUUUDDGE"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Omar on September 23, 2009, 10:42:24 AM
Simon and Garth's Uncle.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: manstrongfighter on September 23, 2009, 12:05:37 PM
Define XXXX

Any reference to the murder junkies

and, for some reason my favorite, the exasperated way he says "what is that?" and "I don't know what that is".

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Maine Man on September 25, 2009, 09:01:43 PM
Kingdom Kong
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: ChrisRawk on September 27, 2009, 07:50:17 PM
"Fontasies" as Gene Simmons for some reason cracks me up.  Also the fact that Gene has an accent for some reason.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: chinapig on September 27, 2009, 08:55:43 PM
"Fontasies" as Gene Simmons for some reason cracks me up.  Also the fact that Gene has an accent for some reason.
he's Israeli
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: ChrisRawk on September 28, 2009, 03:48:04 PM
"Fontasies" as Gene Simmons for some reason cracks me up.  Also the fact that Gene has an accent for some reason.
he's Israeli

True, but Gene doesn't have an accent normally. 
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Maine Man on November 01, 2009, 04:20:06 PM
This guy gets mentioned quite a bit. Always makes me laugh.

(http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/blogs/onthedownload/GGALLIN%20Action%20figure.jpg)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 02, 2009, 03:00:07 AM
"Fontasies" as Gene Simmons for some reason cracks me up.  Also the fact that Gene has an accent for some reason.

Yeah, any time he pronounces the "ant" syllable as "ont" cracks me up.  Sadly (or perhaps hilariously, right?), it has worked its way into my own daily speech habits.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Bryan on November 02, 2009, 07:46:14 AM
"Fontasies" as Gene Simmons for some reason cracks me up.  Also the fact that Gene has an accent for some reason.

Yeah, any time he pronounces the "ant" syllable as "ont" cracks me up.  Sadly (or perhaps hilariously, right?), it has worked its way into my own daily speech habits.

Me too. "Fontasy" and "poncake" are now the only way I say those words. I heard a woman speaking at my wife's graduation the other day who talked like that. It was being held in Grant Hall and she kept saying "...historic Gront Hall" and it kept cracking me up.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 02, 2009, 04:45:54 PM
"Fontasies" as Gene Simmons for some reason cracks me up.  Also the fact that Gene has an accent for some reason.

Yeah, any time he pronounces the "ant" syllable as "ont" cracks me up.  Sadly (or perhaps hilariously, right?), it has worked its way into my own daily speech habits.

Me too. "Fontasy" and "poncake" are now the only way I say those words. I heard a woman speaking at my wife's graduation the other day who talked like that. It was being held in Grant Hall and she kept saying "...historic Gront Hall" and it kept cracking me up.

You are forgiven.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on November 04, 2009, 11:15:41 AM
Ste-puncle, Maclintosh.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: samir on November 05, 2009, 01:05:14 PM
"That little bandido, who he think he is? Poncho Village?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 06, 2009, 05:22:59 AM
"That little bandido, who he think he is? Poncho Village?"

Yes!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: mahgeetah on November 09, 2009, 10:11:40 AM
Referring to John Hodgman as "Max."  ;D
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Anthony from Ireland on November 10, 2009, 05:32:09 AM
Or calling Tom Todd. I love that.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: thecoz77 on November 16, 2009, 09:05:36 PM
"Double R P" in reference to Rowdy Roddy Piper made me lose it.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: James W on November 18, 2009, 10:11:35 AM
Quote from: @jonwurster on twitter
Need help! Told our driver I'm a geometry whiz and I'd tutor his son when we get to Austin. What the hell is an ice sauce of these triangle?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: gordon! on March 10, 2011, 12:56:15 PM
Wursterism blatantly lifted by the bastion of journalism, The New York Times, for a headline:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/10/fashion/10BUMBYS.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/10/fashion/10BUMBYS.html)

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: ChipSuey on March 10, 2011, 03:40:35 PM
I may be new here, but I've been listening for a little while.  And I definitely get a weird giggle going when Aimee Mann is on and she gets addressed as "Miz Mann".
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JustSheaNo on March 10, 2011, 06:48:45 PM
Did anyone mention "wiki it"? I did a search but nothing came up (for me) for this  thread.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JoeThird on March 10, 2011, 10:07:20 PM
Not a specific "ism", but any time Wurster is furiously mad (like Mike Sajak, Bruce Willis, one of Tom's relatives most recently) is one of the funniest things in the world.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Pidgeon on March 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
Wurster: "I'm _____."
Tom: "Oh, you're _____."
Wurster: "YESSS!"


Something like that.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: dotmap on March 10, 2011, 10:44:10 PM
"Uh, question for you"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: moonshake on March 10, 2011, 11:32:44 PM
"Uh, question for you"

That's a nice one.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 11, 2011, 12:27:56 AM
"Well..." said with a kind of "suit-yourself" tone always gets me.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on March 11, 2011, 08:03:13 AM
"Well..." said with a kind of "suit-yourself" tone always gets me.

I hear this ALOT in real life.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Wes on March 11, 2011, 09:42:26 AM
Not a specific "ism", but any time Wurster is furiously mad (like Mike Sajak, Bruce Willis, one of Tom's relatives most recently) is one of the funniest things in the world.
There's a very brief moment in one of the Radio Hut calls where he turns viciously on Tom for interrupting an off-phone conversation that kills me every time I hear it. Just so much venom that comes out of nowhere and then goes away, it's amazing.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 11, 2011, 11:00:23 AM
I'll second the brilliance of Angry Wurster.

The top of the Ron Scharpling call is one of my favorite performances of his.  "YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS!"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: buffcoat on March 11, 2011, 11:48:10 AM
Not a specific "ism", but any time Wurster is furiously mad (like Mike Sajak, Bruce Willis, one of Tom's relatives most recently) is one of the funniest things in the world.
There's a very brief moment in one of the Radio Hut calls where he turns viciously on Tom for interrupting an off-phone conversation that kills me every time I hear it. Just so much venom that comes out of nowhere and then goes away, it's amazing.

Jeff Cooper is very specific about his Taco Bell order and does not like to be interrupted.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 11, 2011, 12:45:24 PM
Two seven-layers. No guac on the first, but extra rice. Extra olives and *no rice* on the second.
Diet Pibb with about a quarter cup of ice.
4 things of hot sauce.
Mexican candy bar.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: buffcoat on March 11, 2011, 05:54:08 PM
Two seven-layers. No guac on the first, but extra rice. Extra olives and *no rice* on the second.
Diet Pibb with about a quarter cup of ice.
4 things of hot sauce.
Mexican candy bar.

No, they're not gonna charge me extra.  It's still seven layers.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 14, 2011, 05:02:41 PM
Does anyone (*cough* Omar *cough*) know the first appearance of the "Tom uses a voice modulator" meme?  I couldn't find it on Omar's site.

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Wasianchickn on March 15, 2011, 01:47:02 AM
Does anyone (*cough* Omar *cough*) know the first appearance of the "Tom uses a voice modulator" meme?  I couldn't find it on Omar's site.

I want to say it was from Timmy on October 16, 2007 and repeated by Bryce on the 23rd.

Other favorite call-within-a-call moments are both Curt Gasteburn's and Ron Templeton's plans to kill Tom. The best part is their transition-less continuation of the conversation with Tom while he's flabbergasted.

"Getting a little 'tude from you which I'm not that into...," "Picking up on a vibe..." (mostly Bryce)

Referring to Corey Harris as a huge rock star.

Demanding respect/fame for novel jobs/accomplishments. (Rick Stevens, Poor Millionaire, Phil Monroe)

The abundance of terms for Reggie Monroe's actions (spankathon, pants vacation, pant rummage,

"Let me nutshell it for ya."

Mentioning the best director of all time or some other embellishment as Tom guesses incorrectly before it's revealed to be TLS.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Chloe inChicago on March 15, 2011, 02:16:35 AM
"hey, Tom."

because something awesome usually follows
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Boogdish on March 15, 2011, 09:54:00 AM
Referring to Tom as "host" gets me every time.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 17, 2011, 01:38:24 AM
Referring to Tom as "host" gets me every time.

Agreed.  I love it. 

Other additions (that I reserve the right to delete upon seeing they were posted on previous pages):
"pawing herself"
"You know who this is." Or, "You don't know who this is, do you?"
"Gotta take a squeege" (Does that mean number 1 or number 2?)
"Ooh, jeepers." (said sarcastically after Tom makes threat)
"Scared the bejesus out of me/him/her, etc."
"He/I was livid, Tom.  Positively livid."

Any reference to baseball or softball. Running onto the field, running into a field, fighting a game, running over a game, President Baseball, etc.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: dcgut on March 18, 2011, 01:09:20 PM
Anything having to do with fudge is the absolute pinacle of comedy for me.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 18, 2011, 04:06:24 PM
Another one I've heard a few times...

"That's kind of a legal gray area."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Pidgeon on March 18, 2011, 04:11:59 PM
The overuse of "juices flowing."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Yannick on March 18, 2011, 09:06:30 PM
Mentionning the Magazine.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Lawrence Orbach on March 19, 2011, 03:02:36 PM
Hilarious when he mutters something quietly in shame after an investigative question by Tom.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: thecoz77 on March 20, 2011, 01:50:46 PM
Any time he says "don't judge me." and the use of the term "you dip." Always crack me up
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 21, 2011, 04:25:16 PM
"We could argue about that all night."
"Sure it/he is!"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JoeThird on March 23, 2011, 08:27:36 PM
Whenever he has multiple/related calls in a night, like last night. It reminds me of when I played some Gems podcasts for my Mom, who asked "Is this always the same guy? Why does he always do the same voice?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Wasianchickn on March 24, 2011, 12:21:42 PM
Commanding Tom to do physical exercises (in often exaggerated amounts) - 82 push-ups, squat-thrusts, crunches, etc.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 24, 2011, 10:17:45 PM
My wife also says "All his voices sound the same!"

Of course, she doesn't have the keen ear we do.  I've broken down Wurster's vocal range into the following categories, with some examples of each:

Regular Voice, High-Pitched: Darren, Drunk Driver, Caesar

Regular Voice, Low-Pitched: Bulk of the characters

Calm Scratchy: Corey Harris, Reggie Monroe

Angry Scratchy: Mike Sajak, HRR, Andy in Lake Newbridge

Old Coot Voice: Gorch, Cardiff Giant

Authoritative: The Music Scholar, Roger Scharpling -- except for the birthday call from a couple years ago. For some reason (laziness? cocaine?), Roger's voice was RV-LP during that one.

Funny Voice: Zachary Brimstead, PBR, Bryce, Timmy Von Trimble

Funny Voice One-Off: Todd (Audio Guru Disciple)

Funny Voice Foreign: Bishop Pablo Fontana, Rodrigo, Corey Harris's Nurse

Funny Voice Impression: Marky Ramone, Gene Simmons
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Christina on March 25, 2011, 07:01:01 AM
You forgot-

Old Coot Voice: Gorch, Cardiff Giant
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: buffcoat on March 25, 2011, 10:57:56 AM
My wife also says "All his voices sound the same!"

Of course, she doesn't have the keen ear we do.  I've broken down Wurster's vocal range into the following categories, with some examples of each:

Regular Voice, High-Pitched: Darren, Drunk Driver, Caesar

Regular Voice, Low-Pitched: Bulk of the characters

Calm Scratchy: Corey Harris, Reggie Monroe

Angry Scratchy: Mike Sajak, HRR

Authoritative: The Music Scholar, Roger Scharpling -- except for the birthday call from a couple years ago. For some reason (laziness? cocaine?), Roger's voice was RV-LP during that one.

Funny Voice: Zachary Brimstead, PBR, Bryce, Bishop Pablo Fontana, Marky Ramone, Gene Simmons


This is great.  I would break out the funny voices into: "One-offs" and "Foreign Voice" which would be Bishop Fontana and Rodrigo.

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Wasianchickn on March 25, 2011, 12:44:09 PM
Wurster using the same weed-rage voice for Chip as he did with Bryce was great knowing he can maintain a voice through a coke-high (King of Coat-checks).

I miss Bryce's reggae rages.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on March 25, 2011, 02:16:45 PM
Okay, I updated the voice post. 

It'd be neat if we could sticky some of the Newbridge continuity/Wurster posts to which we've all contributed.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steeley Chris on March 25, 2011, 03:01:02 PM
from the mind of Mike "The Miracle" Manheim: "nityintz", "jacknintz"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Brandon0476 on March 31, 2011, 11:36:25 AM
I love any of the excuses to cover up for laughing:

"This pollen..why are the windows open"
"You'll never guess what I just saw" (mouse with a cape)

I also second any references to "the magazine"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: dcgut on March 31, 2011, 12:00:43 PM
The references to Yes and people being really short.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on May 20, 2011, 12:24:57 AM
Another newish one, I believe:

Tom plugging "Wurster"'s book and Wurster making sure Tom doesn't leave out the colon in the title.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: vert on May 23, 2011, 12:05:07 AM
my favorite "one off" is from the John Mulaney episode, he calls that weird sad music instant nostalgia bit at the end of SNL the "silver bye bye", which is hilarious, and also works perfectly as a description of whatever that is
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Key Loser on May 23, 2011, 12:31:21 PM
most of his calls ending in that explosion/gun shot sound effect
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: buffcoat on May 23, 2011, 05:07:16 PM
most of his calls ending in that explosion/gun shot sound effect


I am big into this one, as well.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on June 22, 2011, 12:53:33 PM
Going back to the subject of Wurster Voices from a couple pages ago...

I was listening to the "Music Scholar Reprise" yesterday and in that, Charles R. Martin has Jon's "Normal Voice, Low Pitch."

In the original Music Scholar, Charles R. Martin has Jon's "Authoritative" voice.

I just wanted to point this out, because A. I'm an obsessive weirdo.  And B., I'm a little disappointed that Charles R. Martin's voice changed.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: ndmvhc on September 14, 2011, 03:46:21 PM
These may have been mentioned already but I thoroughly enjoy the use of "fudge," "jpeg," and making a point to say "colon" in book titles.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: YuriDedman on September 14, 2011, 05:31:09 PM
The air horn.

And calling back with the air horn.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Jason from Huntsville, AL on September 14, 2011, 07:26:05 PM
"Absolutely."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Austin From Chicago on September 14, 2011, 08:09:56 PM
Wurster insisting on Tom pronouncing "diaper" with all vowels emphasized.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: dannyhatch on September 15, 2011, 10:04:28 PM
I know this has been said multiple times, but "Yeah. Why?" kills me. Especially when PBR does it. There's a great instance of it during the Hurricane Tarp call last week. This is a beautiful thing, this radio show.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JRN on September 16, 2011, 12:50:23 AM
"Show [me/him/her] some respect"

This non-Best Show instance of it had me cracking up today:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/2hwpppz.png)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Bryan on September 16, 2011, 05:03:23 PM
This kid I know made a spontaneous Wursterism the other day. I predicted what he was about to say, and he, in genuine shock, said, "Oh my god, how did you know that? Do you have ESPN?" (He wasn't kidding!)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: YuriDedman on September 20, 2011, 11:02:56 PM
"bathroom area"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: BenEff on September 22, 2011, 09:10:20 PM
Does anyone one know which episode "Up juggalo creek without a faygo" was in? I don't remember.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on September 23, 2011, 12:53:00 AM
Pretty sure that's from the disgruntled Juggalo call. It was a Gem a couple weeks back.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: YuriDedman on September 23, 2011, 01:12:55 AM
When he rates something "0.0 out of 1000."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Key Loser on September 23, 2011, 09:34:25 AM
Pretty sure that's from the disgruntled Juggalo call. It was a Gem a couple weeks back.

"You Jugga-dummy"

still makes me laugh
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Chris from Chicago on September 23, 2011, 03:45:03 PM
Has anyone mentioned the "Wrist-Watch Alarm" yet? 
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 23, 2011, 09:37:18 PM
The woof man
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Christina on September 23, 2011, 10:01:33 PM
Seeing pics of Lou Reed & Metallica for whatever the hell project they did made me think of "truHEEho".
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: vert on October 06, 2011, 02:55:49 AM
this thread is lacking something, you all need to start posting with some zest!


Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Austin From Chicago on October 06, 2011, 05:05:29 PM
"Crack open a __________ much? It don't sound like you do."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: highwindows on October 06, 2011, 06:21:38 PM
i did not laugh that hard when sheila larson killed for the first time, but when it happened again this week, i totally lost it.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: highwindows on October 07, 2011, 12:09:52 AM
i've been listening to the best show gems podcast while walking around and keep laughing to myself.  people think that i'm smiling at them (FALSE) and will awkwardly wave at me.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Boogdish on October 07, 2011, 01:16:22 AM
I hope you're scowling at all false smile recipients.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: cleanroom on October 12, 2011, 06:23:57 PM
This is my first post — hi everyone!

I think someone might have mentioned this, but I love when he makes acronyms out of things that don't need to be acronyms. Like, LB for lidblower.

The "why" is by far my favorite recurring Wursterism (followed by variations on "wait, what?). There's one Wurster "why?" that I would love to find again, but I have no memory of which character he was doing. He was explaining something in an agitated tone, and ended it with a really forceful, definitive 'why' — employed as a period, not as a question mark.

I know this is pretty damn vague, but if this rings a bell to anyone, please do tell.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 12, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Maybe during the Bruce Willis incident?

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Lawrence Orbach on October 12, 2011, 07:40:53 PM
My guess would be Bryce during one of his non-mellow moments.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: vert on October 13, 2011, 12:16:43 AM
This is my first post — hi everyone!

I think someone might have mentioned this, but I love when he makes acronyms out of things that don't need to be acronyms. Like, LB for lidblower.

Yeah that's a good one. My favorite is probably "PR" for pants rummage from the infamous Reggie Monroe. He white walled his hand in the jungle, if you don't recall the name. A recent example was "GG" which OF COURSE means Gods Green, you 420-dummy  ;D

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: ben on October 13, 2011, 12:47:14 AM
This is my first post — hi everyone!

I think someone might have mentioned this, but I love when he makes acronyms out of things that don't need to be acronyms. Like, LB for lidblower.

The "why" is by far my favorite recurring Wursterism (followed by variations on "wait, what?). There's one Wurster "why?" that I would love to find again, but I have no memory of which character he was doing. He was explaining something in an agitated tone, and ended it with a really forceful, definitive 'why' — employed as a period, not as a question mark.

I know this is pretty damn vague, but if this rings a bell to anyone, please do tell.

Sounds like Tank or Horse.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: cleanroom on October 13, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
Thanks... I'll listen to some old calls and get to the bottom of this. If it's the last thing I do.

In re: pant rummage, I've tried dropping that phrase into normal conversation a few times. Warning: this does not work very well.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on October 13, 2011, 05:45:11 PM
Some that I've enjoyed lately are his euphemisms for a person's "bathroom area."

I think one JW caller this summer used the word "ploopleplop," or something very close to that, for a guy's parts. It was great.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: tabatha on October 13, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
Rat dip.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on October 25, 2011, 06:24:51 PM
Minor update: "Ploopleplop" is actually used in the Shawn from Rampridge call from Jan 09.  Among the many plastic surgeries that Shawn wants is one on his ploopleplop to make it bigger.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on October 25, 2011, 08:31:44 PM
Oh the humidity.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Austin From Chicago on October 25, 2011, 10:49:22 PM
Two from the six-hour 6/2/09 show:

"Region of eros"

"'Born to Drink, Craig.'"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: D.JGeorge on October 30, 2011, 08:50:11 PM
One of my faves is when he does an exaggerated "wait wait"

Wait whuaaaaaattt
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Hannah on October 31, 2011, 03:16:11 AM
Mouth fun.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: GS509 on November 02, 2011, 11:44:42 AM
"Yeah, why?"

"aww...you got it all wrong man"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: fonpr on November 02, 2011, 11:55:48 AM
Flamingo guitar.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on November 02, 2011, 12:40:21 PM
It was in "Christine Prediction"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on November 10, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
"Plookleduke."

"Spot inspection."  The only kind of inspection that Ray Ploppleton and Dick Xap know.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: ndmvhc on November 16, 2011, 03:07:44 PM
"Nutshell it" (probably mentioned already)
"Baker's handful"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: YuriDedman on November 27, 2011, 07:29:17 PM
"He hates me. I don't know why."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Vic 4 on November 30, 2011, 05:06:43 PM
Ya munch
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on November 30, 2011, 09:23:01 PM
"Hosing down the loading dock."

This doesn't come up that much, but it's popped up a few times on calls from Consolidated Cardboard co-workers. It always cracks me up, because The Double C ships cardboard, not fish or chemicals or something wet and gooey. But apparently they have the cleanest loading dock in the Quint Cities.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: lastplaneout on December 01, 2011, 05:40:40 PM
You owe me a massage.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: dannyhatch on December 02, 2011, 04:32:10 PM
Oh, Sheila, no!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Boogdish on December 02, 2011, 11:53:27 PM
Those day-skunks don't mess around.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on December 17, 2011, 02:17:12 PM
Whenever a Wurster character references some kind of obscure music project, or one-off concert, or musician get-together in Newbridge, it's almost always some or all of the same odd, disparate line-up:

Steve Howe from YES
Gary Richrath from REO Speedwagon
Mike Score from Flock of Seagulls
Ross Valerie from Journey
Mickey Dolenz
and
Merle Allin
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on December 27, 2011, 12:03:21 PM
Listening to the latest Gem reminded me of a new one:

Musically inclined Newbridgians who sing the praises of, or admit to only using, drum machines and/or Simmons Pads.



Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Barry in Ireland on December 27, 2011, 07:32:28 PM
The recent Gem with Darren From Work almost killed me.

"I was just really digging the greasy funk those guys were laying down."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on December 27, 2011, 07:39:12 PM
There's another Darren call (I believe from the previous year - 06) that I like even better. D-Plopp and Tom have just finished up a weekend playing in the Corporate Battle of the Bands. It just goes on and on and Darren descends into complete madness. It might be my favorite call ever.

I definitely think it's Gem-worthy.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Omar on December 27, 2011, 08:59:48 PM
There's another Darren call (I believe from the previous year - 06) that I like even better. D-Plopp and Tom have just finished up a weekend playing in the Corporate Battle of the Bands. It just goes on and on and Darren descends into complete madness. It might be my favorite call ever.

I definitely think it's Gem-worthy.

5/23/06:

http://www.recidivism.org/2006/05/the_usual_gang_of_idiots.html (http://www.recidivism.org/2006/05/the_usual_gang_of_idiots.html)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on December 27, 2011, 10:53:18 PM
Omar, that's awesome.

That call has my favorite "don't judge!" of all-time, followed by a more restrained, semi-annoyed "you're judging..." as Tom runs down the list of Darren's depravity.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Brandon0476 on December 30, 2011, 03:17:38 PM
I just heard this one again: "No pun nintendo", instead of "no pun intended"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Brandon0476 on December 30, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Edwardo Marbleman = Richardo Montalban
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Lawrence Orbach on January 01, 2012, 05:53:26 PM
Slightly off-topic.

I could be waaay off base, but just finished a StarWars/Empire Strikes Back marathon with my little nephews. Hadn't watched them in years. I was amazed at the similarities in tone between a young, bratty Skywalker (all that backtalk to Yoda! shocking!) and the indignant tones of some of the calls from various Newbridge residents. It was uncanny! The 'nooooooo' after (SPOILER) Vader tells Luke he's his father sounds identical to lazer whip death!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: YuriDedman on January 03, 2012, 11:02:46 AM
Cutting off a line of questioning, or changing the topic, with a dismissive "Hey, ..."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Christina on January 04, 2012, 02:03:17 PM
One that made me laugh for days afterwards - "you sound bald".
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on January 04, 2012, 03:39:22 PM
He put a rag over my mouth and tried to Colorform me.

Power is a great lubricant.

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: joe_p on January 04, 2012, 06:28:39 PM
referencing bygone places in Newbridge:

"you know, down by the _____ before it ______."

one was something like "you know, down by the Newbridge Cod Fishery before it evaporated?"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: TheDependentClause on January 10, 2012, 03:33:57 PM
Listening to the latest Gem reminded me of a new one:

Musically inclined Newbridgians who sing the praises of, or admit to only using, drum machines and/or Simmons Pads.

On a similar note, I'm glad that JW recognizes the inherent comedic potential of Steinberger basses and guitars.

(http://www.steinbergerworld.com/Q&A/Zummo.jpg)

"Everyone looks cool playing a Steinberger."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Lee Harvey Osmond on January 29, 2012, 04:46:42 PM
Thought of Mr. Wurster at the hardware store the other day for some reason...

(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg554/RourkenRoll/th_DNT.jpg) (http://s1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg554/RourkenRoll/?action=view&current=DNT.jpg)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: BadGuyZero on February 22, 2012, 07:11:04 PM
"What is this? An inquisition???"

I get a kick out of him calling in and talking to someone while he's spying on them (EXAMPLE: December 14, 1010 - Aimee Mann calls in. 80s Rick calls in to talk to her. During the conversation he mentions how lovely she looks and when she says that she doesn't know how he would know how she looks he tells her to look out thewindow.)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: upgrayedd on February 26, 2012, 03:06:37 PM
"The only thing getting tossed around here is your salad -- in prison."
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mike Desert on February 29, 2012, 12:12:00 AM
check here for my picks:

http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com (http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: BadGuyZero on February 29, 2012, 05:37:05 AM
check here for my picks:

http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com (http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com)

Link doesn't work for me. Anyone else having an issue?
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Barry in Ireland on March 08, 2012, 01:20:34 PM
check here for my picks:

http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com (http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com)

Link doesn't work for me. Anyone else having an issue?

try this:

http://www.geocities.angelfire/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/thewordbackslash/#hashtag/tilda.com (http://www.geocities.angelfire/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/thewordbackslash/#hashtag/tilda.com)

Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: upgrayedd on March 08, 2012, 02:36:56 PM
Everything went to hell in a hambasket.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: BadGuyZero on March 08, 2012, 07:15:04 PM
check here for my picks:

http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com (http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com)

Link doesn't work for me. Anyone else having an issue?

try this:

http://www.geocities.angelfire/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/thewordbackslash/#hashtag/tilda.com (http://www.geocities.angelfire/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/thewordbackslash/#hashtag/tilda.com)

Cool...that worked. Thanks!
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: buffcoat on March 09, 2012, 11:25:41 AM
check here for my picks:

http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com (http://www.mypicks.picks/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/#tildy~.com)

Link doesn't work for me. Anyone else having an issue?

try this:

http://www.geocities.angelfire/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/thewordbackslash/#hashtag/tilda.com (http://www.geocities.angelfire/~myWursterpicks_2012/backslash/thewordbackslash/#hashtag/tilda.com)


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Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Gamma Gamma Ray on March 24, 2012, 12:08:40 AM
I'm still laughing about PBR calling from Weirdo-wood about drinking Fiji water. That whole call in general still cracks me up. and of course, laser whips.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Lee Harvey Osmond on April 17, 2012, 04:47:56 PM
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg554/RourkenRoll/munch.jpg)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on April 17, 2012, 07:29:40 PM
You gotta be a real munch to buy a Munch.

I was just thinking of one that's not so much a Wursterism as it is a Newbridgism...

It's very often that Newbridge citizens will be talking on the phone to Tom late at night, only to spy a mysterious vehicle silently pull in front of their house and let off some other -- very angry -- Newbridgian (or hired goon).
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: YuriDedman on April 20, 2012, 03:28:54 AM
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2515/92772068.jpg)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Yinka D. on April 22, 2012, 09:00:09 PM
To quote Buster Douglas pants pudding is the"top of the pinnacle.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Mr. Spacely on June 20, 2012, 01:19:52 PM
Lately, Newbridgians have been "dropping their wallet" during the funnier parts of their calls.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Chris L on September 10, 2012, 01:55:23 AM
This sounded familiar...

(http://i.imgur.com/e0KxC.png)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Annabel on October 04, 2012, 01:16:11 AM
You jidierk.
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: TheyGotEmma on October 07, 2012, 10:37:12 PM
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8042/8065299631_09dcf8d774.jpg)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Purple Aki on October 16, 2012, 06:22:05 PM
Hi, new listener here. Have been listening to all the Gems available in iTunes, about to embark on all the full shows available. Really funny show.

I read through the thread and noticed something I found hilarious to be missing. These violent leagues some of the guys are part of, the belt whipping league especially cracks me up. There was also one guy, think it was a coworker at the Cardboard factory, who participated in some sort of rock throwing league.

Belt whipping league  ;D
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Nicholas Tanek on November 06, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
"I'm gonna make you eat a lawn mower!"
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: coreyj on November 15, 2013, 10:21:13 AM
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/37/2d/72/butt-hutt-barbecue.jpg)
Title: Re: Wursterisms
Post by: Confectionery on November 15, 2013, 11:07:30 AM
When someone refers to Barack Obama as "this cat in the White House"