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Title: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: TremblingEagle on May 10, 2008, 10:30:12 AM
http://www.zshare.net/audio/1182741990f26b3f/
*link now kosher*

Oi

Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Laurie on May 10, 2008, 11:20:46 AM
That is one xenophobic family.

I'm half Jewish, by the way. My dad married a shiksa.

My dad also eats bacon.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Chris L on May 10, 2008, 11:26:37 AM
How many z morning zoos are there in the US?  What is it about the letter z that brings out such wacky behaviour?
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Stan on May 10, 2008, 11:35:20 AM
"Kill me with a fucking knife."

 Classic.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: erika on May 10, 2008, 12:14:09 PM
I'm a jew who loves the pork.

There are also Baltimore-style jews like my grandparents. They don't eat pork but will kill a pile of steamed crabs. Treyf.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Sarah on May 10, 2008, 12:30:18 PM
I'm grim today (among other things, one of my sister's cats is dying, which makes me very sad), so this only depressed the hell out of me.


Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Martin on May 10, 2008, 12:35:05 PM
You should probably avoid the Shady characters thread today then, Sarah.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Sarah on May 10, 2008, 12:48:37 PM
Too late.  But it was very thoughtful of you to warn me.  Thank you.

Mr. Fritzl depresses me less than the pranked parents, because he's clearly insane.  They may be, too, but unfortunately their response during the call would not be considered proof.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on May 10, 2008, 01:53:04 PM
I tried to listen to this but I kept looking at the oily porno ads in the right corner of the website and I couldn't handle the audio/visual combination.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Stupornaut on May 10, 2008, 01:55:22 PM
Yeah, uh, some NSFW tags could've been helpful there man.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Sarah on May 10, 2008, 02:30:27 PM
Since I mentioned her earlier in this thread, I will report here that my sister's cat Lily died at 2:13 this afternoon.  She was a lovely girl.  I will miss her very much.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: erika on May 10, 2008, 02:51:08 PM
Since I mentioned her earlier in this thread, I will report here that my sister's cat Lily died at 2:13 this afternoon.  She was a lovely girl.  I will miss her very much.

I'm very sorry Sarah. It brings tears to my eyes to hear this. I'm sure she was a happy baby, and Lily is a pretty name for a kitty.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: TremblingEagle on May 10, 2008, 03:24:04 PM
Yeah, uh, some NSFW tags could've been helpful there man.

Beg ur pardon.

I'll link a neutral site soon
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: TremblingEagle on May 10, 2008, 03:33:47 PM
You know when I was a kid I always fell in love with some Asian girl in my classes
lol

from about 1st grade on a new one each year I would pine for. I was such a little creep.


I remember my mom and uncle would poke fun at me about it in a good natured way.
I guess if you have less stake in some "legacy" or whatever it means a lot less.
maybe.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Sarah on May 10, 2008, 06:09:45 PM
Thank you, erika.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Emily on May 10, 2008, 09:24:19 PM
How many z morning zoos are there in the US?  What is it about the letter z that brings out such wacky zany behaviour?

fixed!
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Emily on May 10, 2008, 09:25:56 PM
sorry to hear about your sister's cat, Sarah. i bet your sister was an outstanding owner.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Stan on May 10, 2008, 11:10:13 PM
 Sad news Sarah, sorry for you and your sister's loss.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Laurie on May 11, 2008, 01:28:16 AM
I'm sorry about your sister's kitty, Sarah.  :'(
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on May 11, 2008, 03:56:52 PM
I'm really sorry about your sister's cat, Sarah.  Oh, FOT board, springing bereavement on me in the Morning Zoo pranks some Jewish people thread!
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Sarah on May 11, 2008, 06:25:36 PM
I'm sorry to have caused this thread to veer so violently off course.  On the other hand, sympathy for my sister's loss seems much more wholesome than whatever emotions were inspired by that prank, so I can't feel too bad.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on May 11, 2008, 08:58:27 PM
I'm actually more interested in the cat, Sarah.  I am genuinely sorry; after having lost a pet to illness I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Title: Re: Z morning Zoo pranks Jewish family....
Post by: Sarah on May 12, 2008, 07:29:19 AM
Lily was very old--at least seventeen and a half, quite possibly more--and she had what was pretty close to a good death:  some discomfort, but no agony, just a fairly speedy weakening culminating in the final paroxysm (literally).  She died at home, surrounded by familiar things and critters.  We should all be so lucky.

But death sucks, and I'm tired of it.