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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Denim Gremlin on May 14, 2008, 01:31:10 PM
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I've eaten french fries I found in the garbage at Six Flags.
edit: this was a voluntary and sober decision.
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I took a big swig out of a beer bottle which I thought was mine but was half full of someone's chewing tobacco spit. Instant projectile vomiting and I can't smell anything wintergreen flavored without having an instant flashback to that.
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I took a big swig out of a beer bottle which I thought was mine but was half full of someone's chewing tobacco spit. Instant projectile vomiting and I can't smell anything wintergreen flavored without having an instant flashback to that.
I did this, except with a pepsi-can that was half full of my grandma's cigarette butts and ash.
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I'll eat candy that has fallen on the floor. M&M's, that sort of thing.
I also can't think of many things that are funnier than when I fart and it wakes up my cat and she cries a little. It cracks me UP.
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I read, beginning to end, an interview with Diablo Cody.
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thank you for reminding me totep. I did that once, too. Amazingly, it didn't make me vomit, even though I find spit and boogers to be the most disgusting things in the world.
In my army days, I was on a detail hauling trash in what was basically a regular truck. To empty said truck at the collection point, I basically had to wade around in it, knee deep. At one point I stepped on a milk container and rotten milk exploded into my face. Later on, we had an epic war involving half-rotten oranges.
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I also can't think of many things that are funnier than when I fart and it wakes up my cat and she cries a little. It cracks me UP.
Mine too! But she doesn't have to be sleeping to voice her displeasure.
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During our recent class-camping trip, my students neglected to recycle their 65 soda cans and *I* had to fish them all out of the very wet trash. I'm failing them all.
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this thread has fotchan written all over it.
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I PICK MY SCABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this thread has fotchan written all over it.
no anonymity to hide behind now. I think it's better this way.
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Some magic filter must've changed di@bl0 c0dy to "john ford".
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I've eaten french fries I found in the garbage at Six Flags.
edit: this was a voluntary and sober decision.
i heard about you freegans today on NPR:
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/bl/episodes/2008/05/14
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My friend eats anyones left over popcorn he finds at movie theaters.
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I've eaten french fries I found in the garbage at Six Flags.
edit: this was a voluntary and sober decision.
i heard about you freegans today on NPR:
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/bl/episodes/2008/05/14
ew, I don't like how they relate it to Fight Club.
I think it's funny that every 6 months or so I see a new news piece about this like it's some new thing.
We've been eating out of the garbage for years people! It's gross I know, get over it.
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i can't think of my own so i have to use my best friend. she called me four years ago and said, "i just ate a cinnamon candy that i found in my desk and i don't know how old it is, is that gross?"
"no," i said.
"what if i know for a fact that i didn't put it there, so it's been there from the previous person who had the desk?"
"that makes it a little gross."
"what if i tell you that it was partially unwrapped?"
"oh god, melissa, that is gross."
"what if i tell you that after i put it in mouth, i started to suspect that someone else had already started eating it, and that's why it was partially unwrapped, but instead of spitting it out, i just shrugged and kept on eating it?"
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I mixed my wife's pumped breast milk into my coffee. Kept drinking it after I realized the mistake.
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I PICK MY SCABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I EAT MY SCABS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I used to leave half-empty (i mean half-full!) glasses of water all over my apt. One time I picked up a glass that I thought was *current* and cold. I took a drink and was like "Woah! This is room temperature and there's like a leaf in it from a house plant or something. Woops I guess it's old. I will now pull this leaf out of my mouth." Pull the "leaf" out and guess what ---it's a cockroach.
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I picked up a Coke can that I had left in the sun for a half-hour while helping garden at my parents house and took a big drink. It was lumpy for some reason. I looked inside and a swarm of ants were inside of the can. I spit out about 150 ants after swallowing who knows how many.
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i worked on a dairy farm. there were a lot of experiences on the farm that can be classified as gross.
- we milked twice a day (morning/night). twelve cows (milked 100 a day) would enter the milk house at a time. six on either side of you, with there udders at about chest level. if something spooked any of the cows, they would shit. if one shat, all of them would shit. if you were at the far end of the milk house and couldn't get to door before the shit switch was fully flipped you were gonna be covered from head to toe.
- still born calves or calves that we couldn't find after they were born had to be put on the four-wheeler and driven to the top of the mountain and disposed of. a real bummer job.
- new born calves that hadn't started walking needed to be carried to the calve barn. slimy job, but rewarding if you gotta help the little guys take there first steps.
- once dropped my hat in the cow barn before i started to clean it for the day. it was completely soaked in the previous nights supper. i took it to the hose and put it back on.
i worked on a hog farm for a while when i was younger. that is a whole other list of gross.
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Eric, I just said EWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUCH!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUCH!
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These stories are so much grosser than I was expecting. I've got the willies.
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You would think I would be smart enough to avoid this thread while eating.
Actually, maybe you wouldn't. Because clearly I'm not that smart.
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I want to hear more about the dairy farm and the pig farm.
And I sort of like your friend Melissa, joanna.
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And I sort of like your friend Melissa, joanna.
you should! she's the greatest, for this and many more reasons. the cinnamon candy incident, as we refer to it now, only endeared her even more to me.
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You would think I would be smart enough to avoid this thread while eating.
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Once at a dimly-lit cocktail party, I fell victim of the "glass full of cigarette butts, ash, and some punch" thing. After a mortifying sip, I put it away and pretended like nothing happened. I'm nothing if not a class act.
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this is gross:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/2487950302_5291d3e55f.jpg)
-Anne Geddes
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Once at a dimly-lit cocktail party, I fell victim of the "glass full of cigarette butts, ash, and some punch" thing. After a mortifying sip, I put it away and pretended like nothing happened. I'm nothing if not a class act.
That you are, sir!
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/2487950302_5291d3e55f.jpg)
Judging from this, I think Anne Geddes's next step should be a version of Laurie's beloved lotus boob that replaces the worms with infants.
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i remember when i was younger my dad got sick one day and was couch ridden with an episode of cold sweats and congestion, having to frequently cough mucus up, so he used a cup next to the couch. meanwhile, i mistook it for my cup of water...i took a nice, big gulp.
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i remember when i was younger my dad got sick one day and was couch ridden with an episode of cold sweats and congestion, having to frequently cough mucus up, so he used a cup next to the couch. meanwhile, i mistook it for my cup of water...i took a nice, big gulp.
That's profoundly disgusting.
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I was eating some ramen once (wait, that's not the gross bit) and noticed what appeared to be a tiny piece of noodle on my hand. As I raised it to my mouth, it squirmed: it was a segment of tapeworm from my cat Mitchell's ass.
Coda: I squealed and shook it off my thumb, so the story isn't as gross as it could be.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/2487950302_5291d3e55f.jpg)
Judging from this, I think Anne Geddes's next step should be a version of Laurie's beloved lotus boob that replaces the worms with infants.
I don't know what a lotus boob is, but I happen to know that Anne Geddes has done the babies as worms thing. I'll see if I can find an image...
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This (http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1990/wtftit26mi.jpg) is a lotus boob. (Don't click, Laurie. You've seen it before anyway. Hell, I learned about this from you.)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I clicked. I'll never be the same.
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I'm so sorry, erika. I thought that knowing Laurie finds it horrifying would be warning enough.
But can't you just see little babies squirming around in there? I think Bobo should get right on it.
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If it makes you feel any better, the lotus boob is photoshopped (http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp).
Careful about following links on that page, it links to real things that are just as horrifying as the fake lotus breast.
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Oh. My.
I'm very sorry I registered my curiosity.
And yes, I can see a Geddes-ized version of that.
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Once at a dimly-lit cocktail party, I fell victim of the "glass full of cigarette butts, ash, and some punch" thing. After a mortifying sip, I put it away and pretended like nothing happened. I'm nothing if not a class act.
Indeed. I've only perfected that art over time. ::) Latest was New Years. Swig of beer bottle, subtle gag reflex, set bottle down, calmly proceed to bathroom....BLLLLEEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!
And not mouth related, but a couple days ago I dropped something under the radiator. Retrieved it, but felt something else too, so figured I should get it out, and reached back in. Felt like a plastic piece with a couple prongs, and I was even thinking, "Oh Lord, I bet it's something gross..."
Crispy mouse. BLLLEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!! x10 ('prongs' being 'paws')
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A little over a year ago, when I first started posting, I clicked through a site linked in the bad tattoos thread and wound up at a photo essay of some poor girl who had gotten smooshed by a truck. I was so traumatized that I lost a couple nights of sleep (what kind of ghoul would snap all those photos etc.) and almost abandoned the board for good. I'm glad I came back.
That said, the lotus boob is pretty fucking horrible, photoshopped or not, and I am never ever clicking through the links on that Snopes page.
This sort of pales in comparison, but about 13 years ago I was a waiter and also a stoner idiot, and I would sometimes eat uneaten food from people's tables, provided it looked relatively untouched. Well, a wad of gum stuck to a chicken finger broke me of that habit!
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I haven't seen these, but I hear they are gross:
Spankwire [link]
BME Pain Olympics [link]
Sorry, no links, just a goof.
And I'm not sure what this one is, but seems pretty heavy....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=imxE0U5GfTs
(P.S. J-Grote, love the new sketch avatar).
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Thanks, Fig! Though I owe it all to Neil Numberman.