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Title: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on May 27, 2008, 01:58:10 AM: The Hipsters' SuperEgo!

I don't know. Got anything better?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: yesno on May 27, 2008, 06:46:04 AM: Tamer of mutants?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Stupornaut on May 27, 2008, 10:18:08 AM: Dislodger of Hairpieces
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: gravy boat on May 27, 2008, 10:34:25 AM: Quote from: John Junk 2.0 on May 27, 2008, 01:58:10 AM
The Hipsters' SuperEgo!

Complacency's Assassin?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Sploops on May 27, 2008, 10:50:45 AM: Steve from Hollywood is Puberty's Chaperone now.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: erika on May 27, 2008, 10:51:32 AM: FOTChan seems to be Mental Puberty's chaperone :)
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: gravy boat on May 27, 2008, 10:57:27 AM: Quote from: Sploops on May 27, 2008, 10:50:45 AM
Steve from Hollywood is Puberty's Chaperone now.

that is excellent
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: jed on May 27, 2008, 01:00:53 PM: Quote from: erika on May 27, 2008, 10:51:32 AM
FOTChan seems to be Mental Puberty's chaperone :)

Not a very good one.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: paul on May 27, 2008, 09:08:11 PM: man i haven't heard that "puberty's chaperone" song in forever. i think i actually have a cdr of a bunch of the song contest entries.

TOM! SCHARPLING! IS DA COOLEST!
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on May 27, 2008, 09:33:46 PM: Quote from: Sploops on May 27, 2008, 10:50:45 AM
Steve from Hollywood is Puberty's Chaperone now.

That's Steve in NORTH Hollywood ... Like I can afford a place in Hollywood proper.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: mokin on May 28, 2008, 12:07:42 AM: Quote from: BigSteve79 on May 27, 2008, 09:33:46 PM
Quote from: Sploops on May 27, 2008, 10:50:45 AM
Steve from Hollywood is Puberty's Chaperone now.

That's Steve in NORTH Hollywood ... Like I can afford a place in Hollywood proper.

Sorry, but us schlubs aren't familiar with your fancy-shmancy Weirdowood real estate prices.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on May 28, 2008, 03:10:22 PM: The conscience of a generation?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Emily on May 28, 2008, 03:32:22 PM: a Mustache's Stroker?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on May 28, 2008, 03:33:51 PM: The tribune of... someone help me out here.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Stan on May 28, 2008, 06:14:08 PM: Quote from: Jason Grote on May 28, 2008, 03:33:51 PM
The tribune of... someone help me out here.

Perspicacity?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on May 28, 2008, 07:56:02 PM: The Power That Be?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on May 29, 2008, 02:42:34 AM: Captain of our Hearts?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Matt on May 29, 2008, 02:52:36 AM: Keeper of the flame?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: pinky on May 29, 2008, 08:47:42 AM: the google master.

I understand about a quarter of his references and google is like a cheat sheet for his weekly pop culture lectures.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: dania on May 30, 2008, 09:43:42 PM: Tommy Tornado!!
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Emily on May 31, 2008, 01:58:32 PM: the crystal in the skull?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Chris L on May 31, 2008, 09:43:54 PM: Propriety's Pit Bull? (unless Dogmo objects)
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on June 01, 2008, 02:39:24 AM: Jerky Boy for the Indie Snob Set?
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on June 01, 2008, 04:40:50 AM: Quote from: Dorvid on June 01, 2008, 02:39:24 AM
Jerky Boy for the Indie Snob Set?

Dude...
(sigh)
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: paul on June 01, 2008, 05:39:59 AM: the hero of the disenfranchised
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 01, 2008, 06:41:02 AM: Quote from: dania on May 30, 2008, 09:43:42 PM
Tommy Tornado!!

Tommy DOOM!
Tommy Nation

or

Tommy Balls ... America's oldest MLB bat boy.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on June 01, 2008, 06:28:52 PM: Quote from: John Junk 2.0 on June 01, 2008, 04:40:50 AM
Quote from: Dorvid on June 01, 2008, 02:39:24 AM
Jerky Boy for the Indie Snob Set?

Dude...
(sigh)

Too soon? Besides, "Hipsters' Superego" wasn't so hot, either.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on June 01, 2008, 07:39:38 PM: Quote from: Dorvid on June 01, 2008, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: John Junk 2.0 on June 01, 2008, 04:40:50 AM
Quote from: Dorvid on June 01, 2008, 02:39:24 AM
Jerky Boy for the Indie Snob Set?

Dude...
(sigh)

Too soon? Besides, "Hipsters' Superego" wasn't so hot, either.

It's more like I knew someone was gonna go there, and I knew that using the term hipster in my initial post was a mistake.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on June 01, 2008, 07:57:10 PM: Gotcha. Mine was equally tongue-in-cheek.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Chris L on June 01, 2008, 08:28:09 PM: The Sunglassioed Scourge of McCarren Park
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 02, 2008, 09:20:45 AM: Purveyor of Fine Dial Tone Since 1885.
Title: Re: Tom Scharpling used to be Puberty's Chaperone, Now He's...
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 02, 2008, 12:51:49 PM: Quote from: Dorvid on June 01, 2008, 02:39:24 AM
Jerky Boy for the Indie Snob Sect?

Fixed!

I think this one wins, by virtue of the bold use of the "ioed" suffix:

Quote from: Chris L on June 01, 2008, 08:28:09 PM
The Sunglassioed Scourge of McCarren Park