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Title: Newsflash!
Post by: Oogie on May 29, 2008, 05:15:59 PM

http://www.thelocal.se/12058/20080528/ (http://www.thelocal.se/12058/20080528/)

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: emma on May 29, 2008, 05:18:44 PM

I did not read the article because I knew anything after that headline would either disappoint me or confirm my guesses.

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Spoony on May 29, 2008, 05:19:44 PM

Then let me fill you in on the gaps. Count Chocolula will be pressing charges to the fullest extent of the law.

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Oogie on May 29, 2008, 05:22:16 PM

It's going to be ok!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_sc/space_shuttle (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_sc/space_shuttle)

This is actually the hidden subtext of Tarkovsky's Solaris, now that I think about it.

Auto-intoxication!

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Sarah on May 29, 2008, 05:39:01 PM

Odd that he admitted taking the chocolate penis but denied stealing the bunny.

I was more impressed by the story reporting that a security guard caught filming under a woman's skirt was acquitted because she wasn't aware that she was being filmed.  This reasoning stuns me.

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Martin on May 29, 2008, 05:41:26 PM

I'm sorry, you do not have this news often in the America?

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: TL on May 29, 2008, 08:06:58 PM

Quote

"Had the man come clean..."

How's he gonna do that with a chocolate penis down his pants?? (http://instantrimshot.com/)

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on May 29, 2008, 08:17:12 PM

Quote from: Sarah on May 29, 2008, 05:39:01 PM

Odd that he admitted taking the chocolate penis but denied stealing the bunny.

I was more impressed by the story reporting that a security guard caught filming under a woman's skirt was acquitted because she wasn't aware that she was being filmed.  This reasoning stuns me.

Yeah, what the fuck?  What kinda country is that??

USA!  USA!  USA!

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: emma on May 29, 2008, 10:16:18 PM

Quote from: TL on May 29, 2008, 08:06:58 PM

Quote

"Had the man come clean..."

How's he gonna do that with a chocolate penis down his pants?? (http://instantrimshot.com/)

Real mature, TL.

On a completely separate (and entirely more appropriate) note, I caved and read the article, and you know what the first phrase to make me laugh was? It wasn't even chocolate-penis-related!
"He initially denied snatching the bunny."

Is that even dirty? Probably not! Did it stop me from giggling uncontrollably? No!

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: TL on May 29, 2008, 10:26:05 PM

Quote from: emma on May 29, 2008, 10:16:18 PM

Quote from: TL on May 29, 2008, 08:06:58 PM

Quote

"Had the man come clean..."

How's he gonna do that with a chocolate penis down his pants?? (http://instantrimshot.com/)

Real mature, TL.

Sorry, Emma - I've been spending too much time...  in Chinatown.