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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gilly on June 09, 2008, 12:50:44 AM

Title: Shama-lama ding dong
Post by: Gilly on June 09, 2008, 12:50:44 AM
You know his upcoming movie is going to be absolutely terrible when they are billing it as "His first R-Rated movie!". Yikes.
Title: Re: Shama-lama ding dong
Post by: Regular Joe on June 09, 2008, 01:15:51 AM
Is the ship going into the heart of the sun full? The Hate Pit isn't deep enough and Canada won't take him back. I'm starting the over/under on how long before the horror starts, at 5 minutes.

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Title: THE BLOOD-RED 'R'!!!
Post by: Spoony on June 09, 2008, 01:17:37 AM
I saw a trailer in the theater and we were dying with laughter, it looked that bad. They're hyping this as explicit to the point of art directing it with the central concept of how SCAAAARRRRY this will be. UGH.

The poster for it is fairly monochromatic, and the only color in it is the BLOOD RED 'R' at the bottom.

Christ, they're probably going to have a segment at the beginning of the film with a Professional Doctor of Scare-ology, warning the audience that those who are faint of heart, heavy with child, or prone to fits of fright, must leave IMMEDIATELY, like in olde timey horror flicks.

That having been said, a commercial I saw implied some graphic scenes of people commiting suicide in creative manners, and since seeing someone commit suicide is a phobia of mine (legitimate in NYC), I will probably see it and get scared. Until whatever twist he has in store is tossed at us.

C