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Title: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: dania on June 14, 2008, 08:13:36 PM
Tonight in Chicago, along with dozens of other cities around the globe, millions of bicyclists will strip n' ride around town in a showy display of nature's glory that is the bicycle. 
worldnakedbikeride.org

Chicago info:
Union Park (where they have the Pitchfork fest)
6pm gather
9pm departure

I know, this only leaves you a little less than 2 hours.  Oh well
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: mokin on June 14, 2008, 09:47:55 PM
Thanks for the warning.
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on June 14, 2008, 09:49:43 PM
This is one of those times I'm actually glad I don't live in a major city.
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: chrisfoll577 on June 14, 2008, 10:13:02 PM
ugh... this just reminded me of the proud tall biker in chinatown.

these sort of things just seem like the hipster equivalent of the lame naked quad runs frat boys do in college.
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: emma on June 14, 2008, 10:14:16 PM
This might be, um, a little obvious, but...

wouldn't that hurt?
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: Stupornaut on June 15, 2008, 11:32:48 AM
Tomorrow night: world bike seat burning.
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on June 15, 2008, 02:01:16 PM
This might be, um, a little obvious, but...

wouldn't that hurt?
I didn't want to be the one to bring it up- bike seats aren't particularly comfortable under the best of circumstances.
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: dania on June 15, 2008, 11:51:36 PM
Yeesh.  Talk about anti-fun, the buncha youse.  Some of the riders who decide to go alltheway naked use a cloth or something. 

I'll have you know that riding a bike as "bare as you dare" with around 1,000 other naked people is exhilarating as heck.  It's a little bit ccreepy, but what better way to get people to notice bicycles??  Yeah, I used to think it was a weird and mildly sucky idea at one time, but NOW I GET IT.   
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: Regular Joe on June 16, 2008, 05:03:16 AM
It's a little bit ccreepy, but what better way to get people to notice bicycles??

I think this might be one of the few ways to get people to forcibly forget bicycles for a moment. If you put a naked lady on a mailbox, the mailbox isn't going to be the selling point of that image to me. I'd never actually do this myself, but I'd support your right to naked bicycle with my dying breath. I'd then immediately regret wasting my last breath on that.
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: A.M. Thomas on June 16, 2008, 06:56:02 AM
Post pix.
Title: Re: WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE IS TONIGHT!!!!
Post by: todd on June 16, 2008, 11:33:49 AM
My Saturday night: I was riding my bike to a bar, fully clothed and helmeted, when a naked woman pulls up next to me on her bike and says, "Let's see your cock." I had not read this thread and didn't know what the fuck was going on, so I mumbled and said "who... why... are.... i just...." until she rode off.

Five minutes later I'm barreling down Halsted when a crowd, lining both sides of the street parada-style, starts demanding to "see my ass" and for me to "lose the clothes, square."

Upon reaching the bar, I got drunker than usual in an attempt to burn the sexual assault from my memory. I'm holding you personally responsible, Dania!