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Title: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Spike on June 26, 2008, 01:55:15 PM
I HATE KIDS UNDER AGE 25. THERE'S NO WAY I WOULD GET INVOLVED WITH ANYTHING KID-CONNECTED.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Tedstud on June 26, 2008, 02:06:56 PM
I'm glad thats been cleared up.  Shame on Mike for even suggesting the camp.
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Post by: jbissell on June 26, 2008, 02:10:33 PM
Damn, I was really looking forward to horseback riding and archery with you Spike.
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Post by: Spoony on June 26, 2008, 02:17:08 PM
Is the "Basket Weaving with Little Anthony" class full yet?
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Post by: noise.light on June 26, 2008, 02:42:26 PM
No Doo Wop Horror Camp?  Shame.
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Post by: Laurie on June 26, 2008, 02:46:48 PM
Great, what am I supposed to do with my neighbor's brats now? I TOLD THEM ALL ABOUT THIS GREAT NEW CAMP.  :'(
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Spoony on June 26, 2008, 02:49:42 PM
Great, what am I supposed to do with my neighbor's brats now? I TOLD THEM ALL ABOUT THIS GREAT NEW CAMP.  :'(

Take them to the County Fair to see whatever old doo-wop band is playing there. Maybe take in a demolition derby while you're at it.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Josh Fenderman on June 26, 2008, 03:09:41 PM
I want my money back.  I just PayPal'd $250 to orangecrate@spikesdungeon.org.  That is you, right?
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: <<<<< on June 26, 2008, 05:08:57 PM
So the plan is an amusement park now instead? 

I can't wait!

Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Martin on June 26, 2008, 05:12:25 PM
I suggest you speak to Mike's lawyers.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: paul on June 26, 2008, 05:57:23 PM
what about kids over 25? you're cool with them, right?

(http://krlx.org/uploads/p16057rp8ha.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Handsome Homeless on June 26, 2008, 05:58:14 PM
I personally find kids older than 25 creepy.
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Post by: masterofsparks on June 26, 2008, 06:02:44 PM
I personally find kids older than 25 totally tubular.

(http://www.theskyline.net/artwork/calvin.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Turf Out on June 26, 2008, 06:14:51 PM
looks like summer is canceled.

 :'(
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Post by: samir on June 26, 2008, 06:19:43 PM
I *am* 25. That's a bit of luck!
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Post by: B_Buster on June 26, 2008, 06:29:02 PM
Tell that to the face painters and mimes I just hired.
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Post by: Julie on June 26, 2008, 07:19:36 PM
Spike isn't allowed to go near amusement parks, schools, or parks ever since the incident with the two boys that used to live above him.
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Post by: Laurie on June 26, 2008, 07:54:21 PM
I *am* 25. That's a bit of luck!

ME TOO.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: <<<<< on June 26, 2008, 07:57:58 PM
Spike isn't allowed to go near amusement parks, schools, or parks ever since the incident with the two boys that used to live above him.

I don't think anyone ever said anything about this endeavor being entirely legal.   :o

(And thank you Spike, your post made my day.)   :D
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: jbissell on June 26, 2008, 08:00:23 PM
Only 266 days until I'm an adult!
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 26, 2008, 10:02:37 PM
I'm one of the mimes Mike hired, and all I have to say is, you'd better backpedal on this pretty quickly.  Otherwise, get ready to meet my little friends:

[youtube]3eazq_8jCOg&hl[/youtube]
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Post by: Cori on June 26, 2008, 10:04:05 PM
Spike, I'll have you know that upon finding out about your joint business adventure, I was filled with the hope that I might be considered for a position of employment.  As a future educator, nothing would have pleased me more than enlightening the youth through the art of doo-wop.  If you back out of this project, I will feel as though I missed a chance to add an invaluable notation to my resume. 

Not only that, but the children!  Think of the children whose hopes became sky high with the promise of doo-wop!  How could you disappoint the youth like this?  For shame!
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 26, 2008, 10:08:23 PM
Also, Spike, I have a question: does the fact that you're so hell-bent on debunking this mean that everything else that Tom has said about you to date has been true?




Uh-oh.
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Post by: Son of Dorvid on June 26, 2008, 10:39:29 PM
I'm one of the mimes Mike hired, and all I have to say is, you'd better backpedal on this pretty quickly.  Otherwise, get ready to meet my little friends:

[youtube]3eazq_8jCOg&hl[/youtube]


I hate you for getting me to watch that.
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Post by: Stupornaut on June 27, 2008, 12:06:39 AM
I'm one of the mimes Mike hired, and all I have to say is, you'd better backpedal on this pretty quickly.  Otherwise, get ready to meet my little friends:

[youtube]3eazq_8jCOg&hl[/youtube]


I hate you for getting me to watch that.

More like Crummenschanz.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 27, 2008, 12:54:36 AM
I'm one of the mimes Mike hired, and all I have to say is, you'd better backpedal on this pretty quickly.  Otherwise, get ready to meet my little friends:

[youtube]3eazq_8jCOg&hl[/youtube]


I hate you for getting me to watch that.

More like Crummenschanz.

Something tells me you really wanted to be gotten, Dorvid.

Also, let me just get this over with before someone puts it in Chinatown: gaymenschanz.  Am I right people, etc.
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Post by: Bozarth on June 27, 2008, 12:55:46 PM
Aww man! And I turn 25 in November! This was gonna be my last year for Doo-Wop Horror Camp!

I was really looking forward to Robert Englund, Bruce Campbell, Brad Douriff, and Tom Savini singing "Under The Boardwalk"
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 27, 2008, 01:54:30 PM
well, that's bad news for all the under-25s.  i back you, spike...what's mike thinking?!  thats kids stuff!



moving forward, are you still behind the adults only Doo Wop Spring Break?
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: jbissell on June 27, 2008, 02:04:14 PM
moving forward, are you still behind the adults only Doo Wop Spring Break?

I hope this is taking place on a party barge.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Spoony on June 27, 2008, 02:08:14 PM
Was that from 3-2-1 Contact, Grote? I'm not going to watch it because I don't want have a flashback.

I see that and all of a sudden I'm going to be wearing jammies on a giant couch praying that the Bloodhound Gang get's their man this time.

Will all the councilers at this camp be wearing matching blue suits with skinny ties? I hope so.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 28, 2008, 12:25:44 AM
I'm one of the mimes Mike hired, and all I have to say is, you'd better backpedal on this pretty quickly.  Otherwise, get ready to meet my little friends:

[youtube]3eazq_8jCOg&hl[/youtube]


I hate you for getting me to watch that.

More like Crummenschanz.

Something tells me you really wanted to be gotten, Dorvid.

Also, let me just get this over with before someone puts it in Chinatown: gaymenschanz.  Am I right people, etc.

Holy Mummenschanz!  I was one of these guys for Halloween several years back.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 28, 2008, 12:35:55 AM
Spoony, I think it's something muppet-related, maybe Sesame Street. 

Jon, did you have some kind of crazy modeling clay helmet?
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Post by: Stupornaut on June 28, 2008, 01:20:14 AM
Spoony, I think it's something muppet-related, maybe Sesame Street. 

Jon, did you have some kind of crazy modeling clay helmet?

I think that's from the Muppet Show. If it was from Sesame Street I would've learned something besides "the country that gave us Toblerone is not without faults".
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 28, 2008, 04:42:27 AM
I want my money back.  I just PayPal'd $250 to orangecrate@spikesdungeon.org.  That is you, right?

This is decidedly unscrupulous, Spike.  I also pay-pal'd a large sum for young Nate and two of his friends to enjoy a term at your camp this summer as a birthday present.  Now you're crying false-alarm? 

I don't even care about the money, Spike.  But you're gonna have to look these kids in the eyes and tell them "summer's ovah!"
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: <<<<< on August 28, 2008, 08:03:11 PM
I don't even know what doo wop is, how else was I going to find out?!?!

Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: emma on August 28, 2008, 08:31:57 PM
I missed this thread.
Title: Re: Mike and I are NOT starting a camp....
Post by: bobby. on September 03, 2008, 07:53:28 AM
haha, I was at Electric Picnic festival this past weekend and quite a bit of camping time was spent lolling at Spike calls with 5 Best Show philistines, and asserting his reality.