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Title: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: Spoony on July 17, 2008, 01:18:50 PM: Details are limited at the moment, but here's the initial news blurb.

http://gothamist.com/2008/07/17/body_found_at_mccarren_park_pool.php

It doesn't say anything about Granny-sunglasses being lodged in the person's heart, but someone call Tom anyways and make sure he's alright.
Title: Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: dave from knoxville on July 17, 2008, 03:01:10 PM: I am going the other way with this news; is there anyone who can categorically verify that Tom's cardboard pursuits have him currently on the other coast?
Title: Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: Sarah on July 17, 2008, 03:34:16 PM: Quote
Police are currently trying to identify the badly decomposed body, which was found around 10 a.m. today after parks workers told police of "a foul odor coming from a shed at the pool for months."

I don't think we need to worry.
Title: Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on July 17, 2008, 03:41:32 PM: The body has been identified:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2276/1589499664_31462d1bec.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: Chris L on July 17, 2008, 03:57:07 PM: Quote from: Sarah on July 17, 2008, 03:34:16 PM
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Police are currently trying to identify the badly decomposed body, which was found around 10 a.m. today after parks workers told police of "a foul odor coming from a shed at the pool for months."

I don't think we need to worry.

The East River probably belched it up a while ago.
Title: Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: Sarah on July 17, 2008, 03:58:16 PM: Has anyone seen Captain Jack lately?
Title: Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: Steeley Chris on July 17, 2008, 04:13:18 PM: Murder weapon = pirate sword

case closed
Title: Re: Body Found at McCarren Pool
Post by: orangewhip on July 17, 2008, 05:35:50 PM: Ha. There was a thread about this on another forum and i said that the police found a bloody kickball nearby.