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Title: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Beth on July 22, 2008, 07:51:42 PM: (http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk34/feministing/abstinenceave.jpg)

http://www.feministing.com/archives/009865.html (http://www.feministing.com/archives/009865.html)
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: yesno on July 22, 2008, 07:53:48 PM: Shouldn't that say....

Never mind, I can't bring my self to type it.

Yes I can. "Enter when married"?
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Beth on July 22, 2008, 07:57:11 PM: I know! The people at the blog where I found this had the same revelation.

Also, someone posted this in the comments section Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Waitwear:

http://www.zazzle.com/no_trespassing_shirt-235175171430340623?gl=waitwear (http://www.zazzle.com/no_trespassing_shirt-235175171430340623?gl=waitwear)
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on July 22, 2008, 07:59:00 PM: I was hoping that was the title of another Ye-Ye record.
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Beth on July 22, 2008, 08:21:54 PM: I'm sure one of France Gall's records probably translates into that.

I'll be zinging some more of that your way soon, Jason! But you must wait a little longer, and then, just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/girlpantsx/butt.jpg)
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: noise.light on July 22, 2008, 09:07:11 PM: Quote from: Beth on July 22, 2008, 08:21:54 PM
I'm sure one of France Gall's records probably translates into that.

I'll be zinging some more of that your way soon, Jason! But you must wait a little longer, and then, just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/girlpantsx/butt.jpg)

The hair makes me imagine that she is wearing ponytails.
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Beth on July 22, 2008, 09:13:57 PM: Quote from: Liz Noise on July 22, 2008, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Beth on July 22, 2008, 08:21:54 PM
I'm sure one of France Gall's records probably translates into that.

I'll be zinging some more of that your way soon, Jason! But you must wait a little longer, and then, just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/girlpantsx/butt.jpg)

The hair makes me imagine that she is wearing ponytails.

...........................handlebars?
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Jason on July 23, 2008, 08:04:17 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_f9nO3zwI
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Laurie on July 23, 2008, 08:56:43 PM: Quote from: yesno on July 22, 2008, 07:53:48 PM
Yes I can. "Enter when married"?

I kind of want to buy one and duct tape over the word "exit." I'll write ENTER in big red magic marker letters. MAGIC.

My friend used to do that to ROCK STAR tee shirts. He'd duct tape over it with "DEATH" and draw a little death star.
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: Fido on July 23, 2008, 09:51:36 PM: How do we know Jesus wanted us to go to all this fuss about premarital abstinence, anyway? I need proof.
Title: Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
Post by: TL on July 24, 2008, 07:12:28 AM: Quote from: Fido on July 23, 2008, 09:51:36 PM
How do we know Jesus wanted us to go to all this fuss about premarital abstinence, anyway? I need proof.

Catholics and Protestants coming together?
The Pope and James Dobson on the same page?
That's not proof enough?