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Title: Application help
Post by: emma on August 03, 2008, 08:22:18 PM
So I am applying for a job at Starbucks (among other places) because I am sick of being broke, and one of the questions on the application form is "What do you like about coffee?"

I am afraid that anything I say to this will make me sound like a smartass. Suggestions?
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: yesno on August 03, 2008, 08:24:35 PM
"I like how much there is to learn about it!"
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: Regular Joe on August 03, 2008, 08:25:56 PM
Tell them you love coffee for the look of joy it brings to peoples faces when you give it to them. Go on at length about how you're always brewing up pots at home to give to your family, just so you can watch them drink it.

You will get this job!
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: Forrest on August 03, 2008, 08:28:23 PM
You will get this job!

I, too, am confident of this. Dare to dream, Emma.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: Pete Velcro on August 03, 2008, 08:48:40 PM
When they ask those kind of vague, conversational type questions, they're not looking for a literal answer; they want a conversation starter for the interview.  They also want to appear laid back and as mom & pop-ish as possible. So don't try to nerd out about coffee the way you might feel compelled to do with tea. (Coffee to tea is like checkers to chess. There's really not much to it.)

What I like about coffee is that ninety-percent of it is garbage, which makes finding the remaining ten percent a real treat. That reminds me of a very special ski-weekend in Stowe Vermont...make up the rest.

 I also really like the smell of coffee beans.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: erika on August 03, 2008, 09:02:15 PM
Something something good times with friends something something spending late nights talking over coffee something something something?
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: Rainer on August 03, 2008, 10:33:23 PM
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee." 

--Stephanie Piro
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: TacoSmith on August 03, 2008, 10:44:35 PM
Just be yourself! If they don't hire you, it's their loss!
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: derkins on August 03, 2008, 10:58:06 PM
talk about some espresso techniques you learned about
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on August 04, 2008, 12:39:01 AM
I like coffee 'cause the smell not only perks me up in the morning, but reminds me of my father singing along to the Oldies station while he makes eggs for my mom in the morning.  It reminds me of interesting conversations with friends about topics ranging from philosophy to the latest Judd Apatow movie.  (ETC.)
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: moderate rock on August 04, 2008, 12:43:41 AM
I HATE when you have to answer questions like that on job apps. It seriously makes me cringe when I force an answer out.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on August 04, 2008, 12:46:19 AM
I think you're a year younger than me- if you think that's bad, just get ready for college applications.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: Wes on August 04, 2008, 09:00:19 AM
When they ask you "What do you like about coffee?" the correct answer is "What's THAT?"
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: Steeley Chris on August 04, 2008, 12:12:12 PM
Ugh. Whole Foods does this too. "What dinner would you prepare for a special guest?" You're a goddamn supermarket!
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: buffcoat on August 04, 2008, 12:13:04 PM
"I only drink Sanka."
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: Sarah on August 04, 2008, 04:15:14 PM
Thank you, Wes.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on August 04, 2008, 05:23:24 PM
i say incorporate EVERYTHING thats been said so far.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: emma on August 04, 2008, 05:35:01 PM
i say incorporate EVERYTHING thats been said so far.

"I don’t know what coffee is, but once I spent a weekend in Vermont making pots for my family something something good times with friends something something. Behind every successful woman there is a substantial amount of it, though most of it is garbage. I really like the smell of beans, which reminds me of my father singing Judd Apatow songs in the morning. Ugh. I only drink Sanka, and if you don’t hire me it’s your loss. Thank you, Wes."

This will be perfect if I can find a Starbucks where everyone is on acid all the time.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: samir on August 04, 2008, 07:45:02 PM
This will be perfect if I can find a Starbucks where everyone is on acid all the time.

Gainesville, Florida.
By the Oaks Mall.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: njkaters on August 04, 2008, 11:58:11 PM
I would keep this answer VERY short just to put the interviewer on the defensive. You say, "I like coffee because it is like morning magic" and the interviewer says, "What do you mean by that?" Your only answer is "Are you disagreeing with my statement?" and then run off a list of the Starbucks that have closed across America. You will get the job for sure.
Title: Re: Application help
Post by: mylo on August 06, 2008, 01:54:16 AM
hmm... it tastes good and wakes you up? 

this is kind of a silly question, but i guess they want to weed out the "what's coffee?" people.

good luck!