FOT Forum

The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: daveB from Oakland on August 05, 2008, 04:02:54 PM

Title: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: daveB from Oakland on August 05, 2008, 04:02:54 PM

(I did this in response to something Pete Velcro said in a different thread ...)


My head is still spinning after last night's show. So many surreal moments: Spike participating in a topic, James calling as Jeremy, Laurie being made a power caller, DFK improvising with Wurster (that call was incredible) and then having a heavy-ish moment, which was immediately followed by one of the scummiest prank calls (the "fell asleep" girl) ever.  Crazy stuff.   

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/bizarro_tom2.jpg)
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Stupornaut on August 05, 2008, 04:14:05 PM
STAY ON MY PHONE
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Turf Out on August 05, 2008, 04:20:07 PM
corner office radio
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Chas on August 05, 2008, 04:39:00 PM

Paul F. Tompkins->Carlos Mencia
Patton Oswalt->Dane Cook
TL->Jack White
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: eastgrandforks on August 05, 2008, 04:46:48 PM
I don't like it.....I loathe it.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Turf Out on August 05, 2008, 04:53:36 PM
Jersey Man Stan
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: yesno on August 05, 2008, 04:55:01 PM
powercaller spike
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Clint on August 05, 2008, 04:57:07 PM
powercaller jeremy
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Turf Out on August 05, 2008, 04:58:00 PM
Frogmo
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: dotmap on August 05, 2008, 08:56:07 PM
I don't judge you, do you know why? ... because you judge me.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: jbissell on August 06, 2008, 01:44:14 AM
You know who I'd like to help co-write Dutch? Diabl o Cody.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: andrew in philadelphia on August 06, 2008, 02:49:44 AM
more bacon and more bacon salad dressing.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Pete Velcro on August 06, 2008, 08:21:31 AM
Frogmo
  ;D

But here's mine:

AP Mike: "It's sounds like Tom's doing his own show out there."

Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Forrest on August 06, 2008, 12:28:15 PM
"Wait, what did I do to you?"

"You told me to get off your phone."

"Oh."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: dotmap on August 06, 2008, 01:39:05 PM
I already posted one but I figured this is in the spirit of a recent Best Show topic:

"Porcupine cake"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: jbissell on August 06, 2008, 02:10:57 PM
I love me some jazz music.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: ChronoMojo on August 06, 2008, 04:21:00 PM
Went to see Fred Claus this weekend... Had no trouble getting a ticket.

(sorry... It's the best I could come up with...)
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: ChronoMojo on August 06, 2008, 04:26:14 PM
(Wait... I think I can do better...)

Oh, Megadeath Box...
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: masterofsparks on August 06, 2008, 04:41:59 PM
Hellllloooo Spike.

Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: gravy boat on August 06, 2008, 04:49:46 PM
Listeners, I want to thank you for making this, and every show, such a joy.  I will be back with more Best Show next week, and the week after that, and the week after that, and the week after that --  I'll be doing this show when I'm 90!
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: AaronC on August 06, 2008, 05:26:29 PM
Bob Saget, Micky Dolenz, ect...are in the Love Pit.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: banjo on August 06, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
TS: Callers should feel free to use their airtime to showcase a personal comedy bit, do funny voices or casually reference S&W bits.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 06, 2008, 08:14:13 PM
You got Omar'd!  I Omar'd Omar!!!
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on August 06, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
Jack Nicholson better shop for a cradle.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: erika on August 06, 2008, 08:44:31 PM
You can top the best show. You can stop the best show.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on August 06, 2008, 11:09:50 PM
TOM <3 EVERYONE
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Chas on August 07, 2008, 12:23:13 AM

"Say hello to my little friend."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: <<<<< on August 07, 2008, 01:04:51 AM
You got Omar'd!  I Omar'd Omar!!!

Haha, that made me smile.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on August 07, 2008, 07:17:43 AM
"This show's a disaster.  Do me a favor, Mike. Go get Alien Lanes."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: jbissell on August 07, 2008, 08:53:38 AM
You got your tiara on?
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Clint on August 07, 2008, 09:51:24 AM
"So I'm trying to come up with a title for my eight book"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: dave from knoxville on August 07, 2008, 10:05:21 AM
"I'm tired of that. It's gotten old."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: moonshake on August 07, 2008, 11:01:54 AM
Tom does bong hits on the air.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: senorcorazon on August 07, 2008, 11:07:15 AM
Tom does bong hits on the air.

And plays Frank Zappa for 3 hours.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: erika on August 07, 2008, 11:18:28 AM
While eating a cheesesteak.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Patrick on August 07, 2008, 12:26:07 PM
another Best Show tonight brought to you by the fine people at Gillette.  "Best (Show) a man can get"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: todd on August 07, 2008, 01:48:22 PM
"I got plenty of time for this."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: JamesU on August 07, 2008, 02:08:02 PM
"Worst bathroom experiences. Please elaborate."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: erechoveraker on August 07, 2008, 02:24:26 PM
"How dare I!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: namethebats on August 07, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
"What, are you calling from inside of a coal mine? That's fine. I welcome all callers regardless of the quality of their phone connections."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on August 07, 2008, 03:58:24 PM
"I hate toblerone"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: todd on August 07, 2008, 04:26:05 PM
"Oh boy!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Bryan on August 07, 2008, 04:51:08 PM
Zack and Miri Make a Porno is the finest film I've seen this year. A towering achievement that rivals anything in the View Askewniverse!
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: daveB from Oakland on August 07, 2008, 07:26:41 PM



(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/bizarro_tom5.jpg)
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Jimmy on August 07, 2008, 08:39:09 PM
"I was recently at the Border's Book Store."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: AaronC on August 07, 2008, 09:08:41 PM
"This is a high school radio station, and I am using a voice modulator."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: DrewJupiter on August 07, 2008, 10:21:23 PM
"I figured 'Say That You Love Me' would be too mature for my nephew so we watched 'Two and a Half Men' instead."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: paul on August 07, 2008, 10:49:27 PM
"hey tom"
"oh, hey, petey."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: erechoveraker on August 07, 2008, 11:13:41 PM
"We have a special guest in the studio tonight... Al Goldstein!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Regular Joe on August 07, 2008, 11:25:43 PM
I need this so much more than you need this. I need this SO much more than you need this.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Chris L on August 07, 2008, 11:32:37 PM
"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."
"Me had not understood this.   Me retract argument."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: mokin on August 07, 2008, 11:35:06 PM
"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."
"Me had not understood this.   Me retract argument."

The idea of Tom talking like Bizarro has taken this to a whole other level.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Fido on August 08, 2008, 01:10:00 AM
"Hellllloooo, Spike."

"Who's this?"

"This is Tom."

"Ugh. I should have known, the first call of the night. So how's Jillian Barberie," etc. etc.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 08, 2008, 05:18:06 AM
"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."

That movie would have been called "My children aren't there."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Steeley Chris on August 08, 2008, 01:03:41 PM
"We've got a very special guest in the studio tonight - my best friend and film auteur, Kevin Smith. We'll be discussing our recent lunch at The Olive Garden." 
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: tenspeed on August 08, 2008, 01:19:13 PM
PBR: “It’s pronounced May-Uber-Na-Torial.”

Tom:  “May-nube-yoor-torial”

PBR: “May-Uber-Na-Torial.”

Tom:  “Me-you-ba-ba-ba-torial.”
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Bryan on August 08, 2008, 01:26:39 PM
Tonight's topic: best dirty jokes.
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: samir on August 08, 2008, 01:52:14 PM
Tom: "We've got Otis holding it down on the other side of the glass"
Any Wurster character: "It's MIKE! What's so hard to remember about that!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: daveB from Oakland on August 08, 2008, 02:11:36 PM
Tonight's topic: best dirty jokes.

"The Best Show! All Toilet Talk! All the Time!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: mostlymeat on August 08, 2008, 02:26:46 PM
Some of these are making me laugh! Others less so, but still, thanks for the laughs, bizarrotom thread creator.

-Ajax
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Turf Out on August 08, 2008, 04:18:53 PM
love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short...
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: senorcorazon on August 08, 2008, 04:35:39 PM
Call Screener Antuan, go get Dave Brubeck's "Take Five"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: dave from knoxville on August 08, 2008, 05:55:52 PM
"How dare you, he's not a producer, he's a CALL-SCREENER."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Patrick on August 08, 2008, 06:39:30 PM

"im beating off the Satellite Radio and NPR offers with a stick." 



"J. Masic does not look like a weird witchy woman"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: dave from knoxville on August 08, 2008, 10:17:03 PM
"Listen, I don't HATE Bob Saget, he's just not my cup of tea."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: mokin on August 09, 2008, 02:54:57 AM
'wait, what does "not my cup of tea" mean again?

'I meant he's my most favorite ever.'
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Tim K in DC on August 09, 2008, 02:56:54 AM
"Hey! It's James!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 09, 2008, 03:35:45 AM


PBR:  "Hi Tom, it's Philly Boy Roy.  I won't ask you to guess at all, that would be unnecessary."
Tom:  "Super caller!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: daveB from Oakland on August 09, 2008, 03:45:41 AM

The township of BizarroBridge receives some distinguished visitors:

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/GeneandMarky8.jpg)


... and also, responding to a special request from the congregation of Bishop Pablo Fontana:

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/Newbridge4.jpg)
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: dave from knoxville on August 09, 2008, 09:38:01 AM
"Clarify your thoughts on the contrast between Obama's and McCain's energy plans."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Patrick on August 09, 2008, 11:31:19 AM
bizarro Tom signing off at the end of the show.... 

"Do you like obscure 70's rock, forgotten disco or overlooked new/no wave?  if so stay tuned to Evan 'Funk' Davies.  Tune in to hear 3 hours of great rock...  plus the midnight ticket give away.  and with that we wrap up another episode of Prank Patrol, make sure to tune in tomorrow at 6 to hear a brand new exciting episode of the Best Show on WFMU, with Ken and Andy, i know i will. Good Night, see you at the path train station in about 20!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: dave from knoxville on August 09, 2008, 02:14:11 PM
"No no no, I am really curious about the dungeon, tell me more!"
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: AaronC on August 09, 2008, 03:32:58 PM
"I have some exciting news, 33 1/3 has agreed to publish my book on Styx's Cornerstone."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: Patrick on September 08, 2008, 04:01:56 PM
Tom: the Jesus Lizard was the most important band of the 90's
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: namethebats on September 08, 2008, 04:05:34 PM
"Mike's giving me the high sign — but you know what? I'm ignoring him. Tell me another story."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: mr. wolfsheim on September 08, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
Hi Tom, it's Dane Cook from Hollywood, California."
Title: Re: Bizarro Best Show
Post by: jbissell on September 08, 2008, 05:23:51 PM
Tonight, in-studio, my protege Philly D.