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The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: daveB from Oakland on August 05, 2008, 04:02:54 PM
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(I did this in response to something Pete Velcro said in a different thread ...)
My head is still spinning after last night's show. So many surreal moments: Spike participating in a topic, James calling as Jeremy, Laurie being made a power caller, DFK improvising with Wurster (that call was incredible) and then having a heavy-ish moment, which was immediately followed by one of the scummiest prank calls (the "fell asleep" girl) ever. Crazy stuff.
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/bizarro_tom2.jpg)
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STAY ON MY PHONE
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corner office radio
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Paul F. Tompkins->Carlos Mencia
Patton Oswalt->Dane Cook
TL->Jack White
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I don't like it.....I loathe it.
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Jersey Man Stan
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powercaller spike
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powercaller jeremy
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Frogmo
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I don't judge you, do you know why? ... because you judge me.
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You know who I'd like to help co-write Dutch? Diabl o Cody.
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more bacon and more bacon salad dressing.
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Frogmo
;D
But here's mine:
AP Mike: "It's sounds like Tom's doing his own show out there."
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"Wait, what did I do to you?"
"You told me to get off your phone."
"Oh."
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I already posted one but I figured this is in the spirit of a recent Best Show topic:
"Porcupine cake"
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I love me some jazz music.
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Went to see Fred Claus this weekend... Had no trouble getting a ticket.
(sorry... It's the best I could come up with...)
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(Wait... I think I can do better...)
Oh, Megadeath Box...
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Hellllloooo Spike.
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Listeners, I want to thank you for making this, and every show, such a joy. I will be back with more Best Show next week, and the week after that, and the week after that, and the week after that -- I'll be doing this show when I'm 90!
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Bob Saget, Micky Dolenz, ect...are in the Love Pit.
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TS: Callers should feel free to use their airtime to showcase a personal comedy bit, do funny voices or casually reference S&W bits.
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You got Omar'd! I Omar'd Omar!!!
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Jack Nicholson better shop for a cradle.
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You can top the best show. You can stop the best show.
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TOM <3 EVERYONE
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"Say hello to my little friend."
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You got Omar'd! I Omar'd Omar!!!
Haha, that made me smile.
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"This show's a disaster. Do me a favor, Mike. Go get Alien Lanes."
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You got your tiara on?
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"So I'm trying to come up with a title for my eight book"
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"I'm tired of that. It's gotten old."
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Tom does bong hits on the air.
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Tom does bong hits on the air.
And plays Frank Zappa for 3 hours.
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While eating a cheesesteak.
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another Best Show tonight brought to you by the fine people at Gillette. "Best (Show) a man can get"
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"I got plenty of time for this."
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"Worst bathroom experiences. Please elaborate."
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"How dare I!"
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"What, are you calling from inside of a coal mine? That's fine. I welcome all callers regardless of the quality of their phone connections."
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"I hate toblerone"
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"Oh boy!"
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno is the finest film I've seen this year. A towering achievement that rivals anything in the View Askewniverse!
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(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/bizarro_tom5.jpg)
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"I was recently at the Border's Book Store."
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"This is a high school radio station, and I am using a voice modulator."
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"I figured 'Say That You Love Me' would be too mature for my nephew so we watched 'Two and a Half Men' instead."
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"hey tom"
"oh, hey, petey."
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"We have a special guest in the studio tonight... Al Goldstein!"
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I need this so much more than you need this. I need this SO much more than you need this.
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"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."
"Me had not understood this. Me retract argument."
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"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."
"Me had not understood this. Me retract argument."
The idea of Tom talking like Bizarro has taken this to a whole other level.
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"Hellllloooo, Spike."
"Who's this?"
"This is Tom."
"Ugh. I should have known, the first call of the night. So how's Jillian Barberie," etc. etc.
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"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."
That movie would have been called "My children aren't there."
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"We've got a very special guest in the studio tonight - my best friend and film auteur, Kevin Smith. We'll be discussing our recent lunch at The Olive Garden."
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PBR: “It’s pronounced May-Uber-Na-Torial.”
Tom: “May-nube-yoor-torial”
PBR: “May-Uber-Na-Torial.”
Tom: “Me-you-ba-ba-ba-torial.”
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Tonight's topic: best dirty jokes.
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Tom: "We've got Otis holding it down on the other side of the glass"
Any Wurster character: "It's MIKE! What's so hard to remember about that!"
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Tonight's topic: best dirty jokes.
"The Best Show! All Toilet Talk! All the Time!"
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Some of these are making me laugh! Others less so, but still, thanks for the laughs, bizarrotom thread creator.
-Ajax
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love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short...
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Call Screener Antuan, go get Dave Brubeck's "Take Five"
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"How dare you, he's not a producer, he's a CALL-SCREENER."
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"im beating off the Satellite Radio and NPR offers with a stick."
"J. Masic does not look like a weird witchy woman"
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"Listen, I don't HATE Bob Saget, he's just not my cup of tea."
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'wait, what does "not my cup of tea" mean again?
'I meant he's my most favorite ever.'
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"Hey! It's James!"
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PBR: "Hi Tom, it's Philly Boy Roy. I won't ask you to guess at all, that would be unnecessary."
Tom: "Super caller!"
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The township of BizarroBridge receives some distinguished visitors:
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/GeneandMarky8.jpg)
... and also, responding to a special request from the congregation of Bishop Pablo Fontana:
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/davebucket68/Newbridge4.jpg)
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"Clarify your thoughts on the contrast between Obama's and McCain's energy plans."
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bizarro Tom signing off at the end of the show....
"Do you like obscure 70's rock, forgotten disco or overlooked new/no wave? if so stay tuned to Evan 'Funk' Davies. Tune in to hear 3 hours of great rock... plus the midnight ticket give away. and with that we wrap up another episode of Prank Patrol, make sure to tune in tomorrow at 6 to hear a brand new exciting episode of the Best Show on WFMU, with Ken and Andy, i know i will. Good Night, see you at the path train station in about 20!"
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"No no no, I am really curious about the dungeon, tell me more!"
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"I have some exciting news, 33 1/3 has agreed to publish my book on Styx's Cornerstone."
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Tom: the Jesus Lizard was the most important band of the 90's
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"Mike's giving me the high sign — but you know what? I'm ignoring him. Tell me another story."
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Hi Tom, it's Dane Cook from Hollywood, California."
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Tonight, in-studio, my protege Philly D.